Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

What is more likely?

  • Ethan Ralph becoming an astronaut. 🚀

    Votes: 546 79.8%
  • Nicholas J. Fuentes convertirse en la presidente. 🏳️‍⚧️

    Votes: 138 20.2%

  • Total voters
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It's not gonna last and Ralph is gonna fuck it up but, all the same, I wish him luck in trying to get the killstream back to its glory days. The stream today was fun and I'd like to see more in the same vein.
He has two options: either he pulls his shit together and we laugh with him or he crashes and burns and we laugh at him.
Personally I would prefer the first because I want to see a genuine redemption arc but one way or the other we get to laugh.
 
Ralph had to rebuild bridges just so he could burn more.

Its honestly weird to hear Ralph talk about making his show interesting again. All I can say is good luck Ralph. Find a decent pair of cohosts that recreate The synergy you had with zidan and gator and that's possible.

I'm not going to join you on that venture. You lost me when you doxed lord akira. You doxed your paying fans over trivial emotional shit and thought you'd keep fans because of it. If you ever have to beg and apologize for anything its that. You owe your former fans an apology. You live on our charity in exchange for entertainment. Don't think you are more important than the fans. You are nothing without them. If these years haven't taught you that don't bother revitalizing your show, go get a job. You owe fans everything because without them you HAVE to work a real job. If you manage to delude enough of these bored fucks to crawl back to your show don't burn that bridge again. You'll be lucky to get the second chance. You won't get a third.
I see two things happening:

One: Ralph rages out once he feels safe enough and massive infighting ensures as everybody's dirty laundry gets exposed. If that happens and our dear feeder gets hit, I will with no fear this: Josh, you are an idiot for thinking that Ralph would ever change.

Two: The unbelievable actually happens and we get a legit Ralpha male redemption arc and it ain't just him who has risen from the ashes.
 
Summary of Ethan vs. Groypers.

Plantation Groyper: You're a nigger even though I'm Black and yo mama dead
Ethan Ralph: You don't even know who your dad is.
Plantation Groyper: silence
Ethan Ralph: Are you scared of vaginas?
Plantation Groyper: Yeah...

Round 2:
Jimbo Groyper: Ethan Ralph you're fat.
Ethan Ralph: Got anything else?
Jimbo Groyper pussies out.

Score is 2:0, decisive Ralphamale victory.

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It's not gonna last and Ralph is gonna fuck it up but, all the same, I wish him luck in trying to get the killstream back to its glory days. The stream today was fun and I'd like to see more in the same vein.
Danny Devito-Darth Vader cast the cum-gargling Mexican Emperor down the shaft and is commiserating with Josh Moonwalker as he lay dying on the floor of the hangar bay. He's done too much evil to survive to the end of the movie, but damn if it's not cathartic to see the conditioning being broken.

In the final scene he'll be a slimmer, smiling force-ghost with his cat and Metokur.
 
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I don't use rumble, and apparently I can only go back 4 hours on live. Will I be able to listen to nulls segment tomorrow (or whenever Ralph finally passes out) and/or can someone post the null segment here?

I'm in the same boat. @Null did you hit the record button before getting in the call with Ralph?
There's a replay of the stream over at gunt's dlive. https://dlive.tv/p/theralphretort+M-tEEYj4R
Null calls in around 47 minutes into the vod.
 
Won’t happen. Scheduling people takes effort; this is a flash in the pan because of the drama.

Am happy to be wrong, as I often am.
Flash in the pan is indeed correct, This reminds me of when someone's close to death they sometimes get a sudden burst of energy and seem coherent and around before kicking the bucket.
Except this is the eye of the xanax storm before shit gets bad again...
 

"hey the only place that i can get notifications out is through tg, it just requires a burner to register, even gab won't let us post"
"haha that's too bad i'd rather everything you do fall apart :) lol!"

it's really barely worth doing anything for people, the amount of effort i put into everything vs. the level of effort I can expect from thousands of people is kind of nauseating at times. really is a mystery why we don't have freedom and will never get it back.
Never let yourself get discouraged, the fight you've put up against all these bad actors is commendable and something most people couldn't go through.

The fact that the Farms is still standing will always be a testament to the work that you do.
 
What could he have on Null? Null was his arch-enemy for years, if he had anything it would already be out.
We're talking about the bargain-brand Michael Corleone here. Ralph will pretend to buddy up and hang on to dirt/potential avenues for life-ruination for a long time, like he did with gator. I'm gonna be frank, I think anyone genuinely thinking Ralph is on the redemption path is a sucker. He's a conniving, drug-abusing, grifting snake who's been put in a position where he needs to appear semi-amicable in order to reintegrate himself into another griftable "sektur". The maker's mark and weed won't pay for themselves. He's not a changed man, he's a chameleon that needs paypigs, and will shed any of his artificial "principles" for new colors whenever the heat is on.
 
What could he have on Null? Null was his arch-enemy for years, if he had anything it would already be out.
We're talking about the bargain-brand Michael Corleone here. Ralph will pretend to buddy up and hang on to dirt/potential avenues for life-ruination for a long time, like he did with gator. I'm gonna be frank, I think anyone genuinely thinking Ralph is on the redemption path is a sucker. He's a conniving, drug-abusing, grifting snake who's been put in a position where he needs to appear semi-amicable in order to reintegrate himself into another griftable "sektur". The maker's mark and weed won't pay for themselves. He's not a changed man, he's a chameleon that needs paypigs, and will shed any of his artificial "principles" for new colors whenever the heat is on.
Which is exactly why partnering up with Ralph again is only gonna bite everyone who does in the ass. This is the same guy who lost his mind over a corn joke. If there is one thing Ralph is good at, it's digging into people's info and doxing them once he loses his temper over the most trivial of matters. The fact that he is doing this after he got booted off Cozy really shows that he's leech that needs to piggy back off others.

But if this does blow up there will some good laughs at least.
 
From nodding out on xannies just 48 hours ago to being able to speak coherently for over 4 hours is a feat for this lad. Too bad he didn't light himself on fire in the parking lot of the Fuentes rally. Would have been the ultimate way to go out.
Bets on how long before he's hallucinating and talking to apparitions on stream again?

 
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