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batteredpancakes said:
“but i’m a boy. every other boy here isn’t wearing a shirt. why do i have to?”
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Because you look and act like a female. Just fucking swallow your pride and do it, you dumb cunt. Your enjoyment of the waterpark isn't lessened by you wearing a shirt, is it?

I'll never understand the whole "but I'm valid!1!11!" thing and the whole refusing to accept that someone with authority has told you that you make people uncomfortable. Or better, go to a nudist beach, there's a greater chance you won't offend anyone with your hairy tits. But of course, that would mean the pooner won't get validated because no one will notice it.

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This can't be real. Women's restrooms are a million times grosser than the men's, aside from the men's stinking more of urine and the thing they put in the urinals.
Or better yet, just fucking hover like ALL OTHER WOMEN DO.
 
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don't forget UK has made wolves virtually extinct in their entire region by brutally hunting them
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Yeah, the UK is actually really peaceful without predators. You can just camp in the countryside without worry. The animals are also less skittish now that they have no predators, so its rather peaceful.

Saying the UK doesnt have wolves so it sucks is a really distant POV that doesnt really understand how its affected the country positively. Humans have always hunted predators that prey on their clan, and once again, the British prove to be the most successful at dominating their natural world.

Tldr fuck wolves, they literally arent needed in the UK. Their role in the food chain is obsolete.
 
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Even if you flirt with him he's ready to launch into a rant about transphobia. There is literally no winning with these people, your mere proximity to them is enough for them to point the finger at you. Never become friends with drug addicts or troons, because they can't pick a fight with you if they dont know you. (Sorry about double posting, still on TOR. I try not to do it often, thank you for understanding)
 
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PetiteFeet said:
This can't be real. Women's restrooms are a million times grosser than the men's, aside from the men's stinking more of urine and the thing they put in the urinals.
Or better yet, just fucking hover like ALL OTHER WOMEN DO.
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At any public restroom there's always a chance that you are going to run into the aftermath of an earlier visitor who shits and pisses everywhere. I think that part is gender neutral.

The funniest part is her incredibly feminine reactions. Running out of the bathroom upset that she was feeling judged by an old man, deciding she wasn't going to try again, and then apologizing and self-criticizing for generalizing cis men.

Imagine how differently it would have played out if it was an MtF with an old lady glowering at him.

Aren't these people ever embarrassed by how much they confirm to the stereotypes of the sex they are pretending not to be?
 
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TheGuntinator said:
Yeah, the UK is actually really peaceful without predators. You can just camp in the countryside without worry. The animals are also less skittish now that they have no predators, so its rather peaceful.

Saying the UK doesnt have wolves so it sucks is a really distant POV that doesnt really understand how its affected the country positively. Humans have always hunted predators that prey on their clan, and once again, the British prove to be the most successful at dominating their natural world.

Tldr fuck wolves, they literally arent needed in the UK. Their role in the food chain is obsolete.
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Red deer are demolishing the environment and killing off other species of animals because of loss of trees due to the deer, you dunce.
 
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behindyourightnow said:
Imagine how differently it would have played out if it was an MtF with an old lady glowering at him.
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"she literally assaulted me, officer. She stared at me in a threatening way, I had to act in self defense"
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Aren't these people ever embarrassed by how much they confirm to the stereotypes of the sex they are pretending not to be?
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This is one of my biggest peeves with these people. They keep going on and on about smashing the patriarchy, smashing gender conformity, making multiple genders visible etc etc meanwhile the pooners are clearly women, reacting in the most womanly way - there are even pooners out there who enjoy "gender correction" and misgendering, wanting to "be bred" and stuff. But no, they're definitely not pornsick fujoshi that are fetishising gay relationships.
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Something something internalized misogyny. Ironic.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
"she literally assaulted me, officer. She stared at me in a threatening way, I had to act in self defense"

This is one of my biggest peeves with these people. They keep going on and on about smashing the patriarchy, smashing gender conformity, making multiple genders visible etc etc meanwhile the pooners are clearly women, reacting in the most womanly way - there are even pooners out there who enjoy "gender correction" and misgendering, wanting to "be bred" and stuff. But no, they're definitely not pornsick fujoshi that are fetishising gay relationships.
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Something something internalized misogyny. Ironic.
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In my experience, every pooner has been like this without exception. They're all porn addicted coomers desperately wishing to live out some dainty little fuck doll cumdump fantasy where they're treated as the women they really are, but only if you call them dood when you aren't balls deep.

It's fucking mind warpingly retarded. It'd be like a troon wanting to be called daddy during sex but screeches about being misgendered at Walmart. It's like how niggers will burn a city down because someone said nigger, but love having someone call them nigger while getting fucked.
 
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Equal Rights for Androids said:
Red deer are demolishing the environment and killing off other species of animals because of loss of trees due to the deer, you dunce.
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sounds like a good time for issuing hunting licenses and eating venison then. Cant act like humans killing things is the problem when killing more things would solve it. You are a part of the ecosystem too, you know.
 
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LMAO, this idiot has gotten the rawest deal ever. She gets to suck them off and then take it up the ass. With nothing in return.
Your boyfriends are faggots. They are interested in each other and not in you. They just don’t want to be seen as gay. You are their beard. They fuck you in the ass whilst staring longingly onto each others eyes.
 
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