Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

What is more likely?

  • Ethan Ralph becoming an astronaut. 🚀

    Votes: 546 79.8%
  • Nicholas J. Fuentes convertirse en la presidente. 🏳️‍⚧️

    Votes: 138 20.2%

  • Total voters
    684
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It's unironically the smartest move, ignoring Ralph is what started this, and it'll make him seethe more than engaging him. Ralph never cared about Cozy or AF anyway, he spent his entire streams reading sneed chat, never his own cozy chat. His paypigs have to spend money to get him to see their gunt licking, sneed chat gets his attention for free.
It is, without anyone to pour fresh feed into the trough, the pig has no choice but to wallow and eat his own shit again, which is what is going to happen by week's end if the entire cozy camp just ignores him.
 
he doesn't need to be redeemed or whatever the fuck people want, he just needs to be entertaining again, whats with niggers and wanting this kind of heel-face turn,
I think, when you're a died in the wool A-log, the type of is like "wow, the way Ralph breathed just there... Yep, totally gay breathing" you need to justify it to yourself by saying Ralph is literally the devil. That way you can justify any behaviour against him.

This means when he heel turns and does something you agree with, it's got to be a redemption, otherwise you can't cheer him on in good conscience.
 
My posts are often jokes with a hilarious or sad gem of truth in there.

Ralph is a genetic success story. Most men can't find a wife, he knocks up multiples, despite being very short, with a tiny tool and a large gunt, and looking like a hard 50, and he isn't even 40 yet.

Perhaps his standards are super low, but Ralph has already won as far as biology and evolution is concerned.
Man, I find the fact that individual breeding = genetic success cope sad and it’s total bullshit. Humans aren’t mountain goats or bull moose fighting competition to the death for breeding rights. By your definition all you need is a few white claws and really low standards for “genetic success” and shit just doesn’t work that way.

I get the individuals of a species survival instinct to breed, but it’s the evolving and improving part of an entire species that matters not mass proliferation. Individuals breeding within the species are insignificant, it’s the big picture over thousand of years that counts if you want “biology, genetics or evolution” as your metric. Also humans evolving the whole “civilization” or community building thing has become core critical to our species survival and success. indiscriminate, irresponsible breeding hinders building successful civilizations.

If breeding is the mark of biological success bow down to the insect kingdom….or the Kangs in the projects. Proliferating alone is not a marker of human success, like it is for insects or fish. Our species, and others, evolved to become quality, not quantity, breeders for evolutionary success and dominance.

There are actual kings that had 8 plus kids and their genetic line was totally gone in 50 years. George Washington shaped the fate of a great nation that changed the world, but had no children. Nobody could point to the descendants of Rome’s great emperors today. It’s the living memory/legacy that gives individual relevance for humanity, not dna.

Biology and evolution are not for individuals, you are merely a tiny link in a giant chain wall. Your DNA gets diluted with every generation down to total insignificance, it’s just a tiny spec of spice thrown into a giant big pot luck stew of the species.

Civilizations for thousands of years have tried to ban, or minimize, mindless indiscriminate breeding because it hurts our species. Human civilization is built upon long term pair bonding that creates the stability to raise successful offspring and offsprings offspring. Clarence knocking up lots of dumb bitches and leaving them in the dust is a big negative for civilization and species, unless you practice chattel slavery. Poorly raised and cared for children hinder civilization.

A long term relationship with another human that creates a stable partnership, or extended family, to raise kids - that’s success. For individuals the part about breeding that matters shouldn’t be your DNA/ego getting another go in the giant species stew, but what you come to understand and learn about yourself, and humanity in general, by caring for raising tiny humans. You get the important experience of “work it takes to continue the species” not theories. The insight annd knowledge you gain from child rearing are important lessons for adults. As opposed to a single night you blew your load in a skank who might have helped “continued your genetic legacy” by combining it with hers.

As adults our memories before age 4 are a void, then fairly hazy for the next eight years. Raising children gives you insight into how all humans are formed. It should give you hope and empathy, for and into humanity. It’s why good humans have the instinct to protect all children, not just their own offspring.

Maybe Ralph dying, shortly after breeding, like most lower order organisms is the best plan for his own genetic offspring to have any success. The less Ralphamale influence in their life, the better.

The only “success” point Ralph gets is that he pays a small amount every month to Faith to raise his child, but he seems more than ready to get rid of that “huge” burden.
I suspect that someone (sender) is Milo. It sounds just like him.
Absolutely. I barely follow Tucker but that criticism of Nick in those texts is pure Milo, in style and thinking.

I have a hard time believing Tucker would be replying to texts from Milo, esp to that type of content, but Gunt sure does want to believe. Even Tucker being chummy with someone using the term “race mixing” in messages seems very unlikely, esp after all the BS he went thorough with Fox.

I do love that Milo is still busy stirring shit behind the scenes though. He must be very happy with the AF Guntamania match.

Name dropping is like crack for Gunt. He projects his need for validation by constant saying “x more popular person doesn’t like you”. Only someone very worried about others think of him says that shit as an insult to others.

“Jim hates you Null” , “Elon hates you Nick,” “ Tucker hates you Nick”, etc…

Matter of fact, this entire AF drama bomb happened because the AF crew made Ralph feel like he wasn’t wanted at their party. Intolerable to Ralph’s tiny ego to get a cold shoulder. OTOH if Gunt could take a hint we wouldn’t be have such good entertainment.
 
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the fact that a lot of his problems are his own fault. Ralph accepted this and moved on.
ralph may have said this but do you believe him? i do not. i just finished his stream with null and he is always quick to blame everyone else for his problems except for him.

ralph never once recounted any of his fault or accept the L on his problems. the only time he admitted fault was went null said that most of ralph's problems were self inflicted and ralph mumble a weak "yeah". ralph as not learn his lesson, but, ultimately, ralph should only be evaluated as an entertainer. i will never see him or any e-celeb irl.

but, i'm not going to lie, it was very entertaining to listen to ralph holler coherently and with energy, but those superchat mess up the flow of the conversation.
 
What a time to be a sperg online

The Ralph Redemption arc being a possibility is crazy
There's no real redemption to be had here. Think of Ralph as a sideshow geek. He's been boring lately but he just got into the liquor and now he's back to rolling around in his own shit biting the heads of chickens and fucking snakes to amuse the mob.
 
ralph may have said this but do you believe him? i do not. i just finished his stream with null and he is always quick to blame everyone else for his problems except for him.

ralph never once recounted any of his fault or accept the L on his problems. the only time he admitted fault was went null said that most of ralph's problems were self inflicted and ralph mumble a weak "yeah". ralph as not learn his lesson, but, ultimately, ralph should only be evaluated as an entertainer. i will never see him or any e-celeb irl.

but, i'm not going to lie, it was very entertaining to listen to ralph holler coherently and with energy, but those superchat mess up the flow of the conversation.
I don't care if he's being accepted blame or not tbh. It'd seem undeniable if I was him, but it's probably a point Ralph is just willing to look past.

I just like him being entertaining, whether it's laughing at or with him. He's got to disable TTS or set a higher min for it, breaks conversation.
 
Ethan's homeless arc when?
Nick's total decline when?
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I am not saying Ralph is the next Einstein. But he outdid the soyboy and the catboi. Surely his genetic line will be diluted in 50 years, but well, that's all there is to is.

I am just blackpilled, but how many of you recall your great grandparents in any way?

Men die again when their memory fades, and their names stop being uttered. That is usually when their grandkids die. Sad I know.

I said biologically, not culturally. Even if we say your points are valid, they aren't really biological.
 
One thing I am curious about is how much better Ralph’s life will be now that he is done with the catboys. Sure, he’s the same person but he did claim that a lot of his shit he did was for Nick. I’m not excusing him from responsibility but Nick’s cult seems like living in a death cloud 24/7. He still has all that legal shit, but maybe he can take it on and accept his past problems instead of constantly doing gay ops for Nick.
 
It's not a bad strategy, as any retaliation from them will trigger the Streisand Effect.
It's not a bad strategy for handling someone who DOESN'T have about a million other enemies. Cause catboi is going to get the blame by Ralph for everything that happens to gunt for the next couple months, regardless.

As for a Gunt redemption arc ... it might be nice cinema, but I'm not cruel enough to wish it on him.
 
It's always interesting to see this Spiel play out in the same Chapters, you can replace Ralph with Tonkasaw's former co-host Failure or Ralph's Gator, Flamenco, Warski and to a lesser extent Randbot.
  1. Person leaves circle or collaborative show they've been with for some time and have been defending every action/façade of loyalty.
  2. Person starts vague-posting/hyping up spilling the beans in upcoming shows or videos.
  3. Person gains short-term publicity in formerly opposing circles and fanbases appearing on shows to tell em all.
  4. Person fails to capitalize on said publicity gain due to lack of charisma or general retardation that put them in the co-host position in the first place.
  5. Person needs to integrate into circles that are even less stable/more backstab happy, due to them being a snake and turncoat that people inherently distrust.
  6. Person keeps tumbling further into irrelevancy unless they are fun to poke/produce unknowingly funny content.
They can try to put on a nice face joining the Kino Casino or whomever will have them, but the inability to just log off and leave all this gay shit behind them keeps them here, unpopular and unable to ever escape the stigma of being a untrustworthy turncoat.
He is a snake who defended Pedos and fellow degenerates as long as it benefited him and not a minute longer, that alone should put anyone off interacting with him unless its for milking those succulent quad-tits.

Ralph will enjoy his newfound spotlight as long as he has beans to spill, once the MSNBC Watchathon starts and even worse he stays sober, it'll be back to 200 viewers who crave a fatherly figure yelling at the news.

The only one to my knowledge who escaped this very gay Ouroboros is Warski due to both severe brain damage and an almost decent work ethic.

Tl;dr Ralph was/is/will be a spite-fueled creature that bites every hand that feeds him.
 
This will say more about Nick than Ralph. This shit is Gunt’s SOP.

If Nick is even 1/10 th of the e-celeb politician he fancies himself he won’t say more than a few dismissive words about Ralph and tell all his underlings to do the same. Ignore Ralph. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Nick wanted Gunt gone off cozy and now he is. But if Nick is desperate enough for relevance and content to feud with Ralph then Hitler 2,3,4 is in a real bad and weak spot.

Ralph fanning the flames of this fire is all he’s got, but if Nick needs to give it oxygen. Ooof.
 
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