What two Kiwifarms users do you think would make a great couple?

[JethroTullamore]

My vote goes to @thegooddoctor and @Hollywood Hulk Hogan

I just think they’d be so cute together.

What about you? Any other users you think should just kiss and get it over with?

 

[mannic]

me and myself

 

[The Last Stand]

Me and @Feline Supremacist. I want her to be the Norma Des... I mean Gloria Swanson in my life.

 

[Peasant]

I dont want to see any of you breed with each other

The world needs future generations of autistic internet weirdos to laugh at people marginally more maladjusted than them.

 

[Shidoen]

@Neurotypical Mantis and @The Cunting Death they’re the only two gay niggas I like on this site.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Be honest, all of you that went on this thread were hoping to see your name plastered everywhere. At least once . . . Okay, I know when I'm not wanted.

@Waifu Days and @theralph.
There you go.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Me and @Feline Supremacist. I want her to be the Norma Des... I mean Gloria Swanson in my life.

Sorry, me and @AgendaPoster are spoken for, we gyppos 4 lyfe.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Sorry, me and @AgendaPoster are spoken for, we gyppos 4 lyfe.

You'll poison my food and betray me with Badungus

 

[fineapple]

@me and @You, baby

 

[Catler]

@Catler and @Toolbox, I just wanna snuggle with him so bad

 

[Feline Supremacist]

You'll poison my food and betray me with Badungus

Ich bin keine hoholina mein schatzi

 

[The Last Stand]

@SSj_Ness and @Android raptor. Who dies first? The woman, the man, or the fetus?

 

[Cats]

I honestly think HHH gets more shit than he deserves.

I think the only politics we both agree on are our mutual distrust of Donald Trump as a person but I think he would probably hate me for some of my more conservative opinions. Nevertheless I absolutely adore that guy just because of how angry he makes people. The site needs users that make other people angry. otherwise we might get boring or worse, overly friendly...something which is okay in very small doses but never in large ones. for the Natural Balance, you know.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

That's a good couple, but @Just A Butt and @thegooddoctor would be better, I think JAB can fix him.

Outside of the alt-right retards who flocked to A&H because they got banned from everywhere else for being such terrible people, people here generally like me. They just don't like when someone interrupts their bible thumping boomer hugbox

@thegooddoctor seems like one of those retards I regularly make seethe, so it wouldn't be a healthy relationship. Plus, I am guessing he's a dude and I don't swing that way

I like how the homosexual nature of such a relationship was an afterthought to you, a mere footnote against being together like it's just not your preference but not necessarily a dealbreaker

 

[Omen_Sulk]

That's a good couple, but @Just A Butt and @thegooddoctor would be better, I think JAB can fix him.


I like how the homosexual nature of such a relationship was an afterthought to you, a mere footnote against being together like it's just not your preference but not necessarily a dealbreaker

I thought HHH was just ChatGPT but tuned to use more insults in the reply?

 

[The Last Stand]

I like how the homosexual nature of such a relationship was an afterthought to you, a mere footnote against being together like it's just not your preference but not necessarily a dealbreaker

You two just need to get together.

 

[DankSmoker]

We are all in a polyamorous relationship and the top dog just prefers to watch.

 

[Just A Butt]

I think JAB can fix him.

now why are you trying to set me up with your boyfriend?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I like how the homosexual nature of such a relationship was an afterthought to you, a mere footnote against being together like it's just not your preference but not necessarily a dealbreaker

That's because I am not an 85 year old bible thumper like yourself. Homosexuality is no big deal

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

That's because I am not an 85 year old bible thumper like yourself. Homosexuality is no big deal

 

[The Last Stand]

If I had a black and white actress, me and you.



We'd have sex, you'd work, I'd get pregnant, I get an abortion, you get mad, I murder you. I get my own movie. Perfect.