•Hullo hullo hullo goize hello.
•
Alright this is an eating-on-camera-video so if you’re triggered by eating noises… GET FUCKED.
(She didn’t say that, I did).
•Chantal has a lot on her moind and a lot to talk about today.
•Today she has Chinese food. Or, as they call it in China,
food.
•She gets this
cRaViNg every once in a while, like once a week… for Chinese food. Must be that old missing ABCC11 gene. I hear that contributes to eating massive quantities of Westernized Asian food.
•
JULIA!
•This place makes the best iced tea - with lemon slices.
•No, Box Mountain is not being reincarnated in the Luxury Seaside Villa. They’re for her caht.
•Her teeth are Pumpkin Spice colored today. Lovely.
•Spring rolls.
•A bowl of steamed crab with vegetables.
•Iced tea with lemon.
•I ordered crahb but I’m scared. It’s grossing me out. They look like spiders.
•Gunt wishes she could hire someone to crack crab for her. She’s lazy as fuck and UNAPOLOGETIC aboot it.
•
So I want to tell you some things about binge eating.
•Bitch PLEASE. I quit mmj yesterday. I’m not psychically equipped to deal with a Lunch ‘n Learn today.
•I want you to disregard what I’m eating…
•That’s a hard “
no” from here.
•
…and think of binge eating disorder as not what I’m eating (pinkie is struggling to erect itself) as much as a mental restriction with food.
•I might have to FFW through this shit. It’s more tired than the BBJ stuff at this point. No one cares.
•
OK! Like, an attitude toward food that blah blah blah eating disorder blah blah blah.
•Cunt, your “
eating disorder” is that you’re a fat vile lazy pig.
YOU ARE an eating disorder incarnate.
•Several jump cuts. She’s definitely feeding crab to Julia and doesn’t want to show it.
•”
Binge Cycle” (see attached) She gives her viewers permission to pause the video. So, so kind.
•THIS CUNT HAS THE UNMITIGATED GALL to talk about HFC’s diagnoses and her diet.
•For those who don’t follow her, Candy has been on the carnivore diet for four weeks
AND!
has lost nearly 40 pounds; something Chantal Sarault will never, ever, ever accomplish.
•BITCH. KEEP CANDY’S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
•She is seeeeeething with jealousy of Candy and the only tool she has in her belt is to attack Candy’s “
steak with butter on it” MEANWHILE, hoovering meals packed with 1000-6000 calories, cholesterol, fat and carbs meant for entire families if not city blocks.
•I hate this bitch so much; I can’t even begin to describe it.
(I know I don’t have to to most of us).
Today I seem to have less tolerance for this whale than ever. So, apologies if I seem less “neutral” than usual.
•Anyway. I mean, you know. So that’s my point about that. Uhm
•Begins gnawing on a crab foot.
•Kinda sad because I saw the “CHEF” cut one up alive and I felt really bad for the crab.
•Yesterday’s video, for example.
•For example of what? Have we changed subjects already?
•I ate THREE fajitas.
•Which is the recommended daily requirement. She googled it you goize.
•
So, how is that “TOO MUCH”?
•It’s too much because you’re a 500-pound PIG.
•She mentions casually that she ate a Diet Box lunch yesterday. I had to go back to yesterday’s video to confirm what I thought I recalled: before she started eating, she said she was famished (or something) because she hadn’t “
eaten all day.” She was
SO hungry that she didn’t even want to take the seconds required to describe the food.
•We caught the bitch in a lie. Again.
•I want King Crab.
•I wanna go bahck to America for a visit.
•Wait WHAT? Did she just try to slip that nugget past the censors?
•Pretty sure America doesn’t want you, swine.
•Sooo that’s it. I’m gonna keep eating what I want.
•Unapologetic QUEEN you are.
•And, thats how it is!
•So that’s that on that issue.
•I’m highly controversial for everything I do.
•I’m not really listening anymore… I’m watching her with this crab and it’s evident there is NO MEAT inside all those shells. My bet is she’s fuming that there’s nothing edible in that bowl but vegetables.
•One of my controversies is filming in public.
•Okay here’s where she lays the piping for “
I can’t go outside and film in public anymore you goize.”
•I’ve learned a lot about that. I get it. Private places are not public.
•Good god this? AGAIN?
•So I don’t wanna hear people say, ‘you’re filming that poor person in public - the license plate.’
•L E G A L!
•So, the First Amendment…
•of what country? The US? GUNT, you’re CANADIAN and currently staying in Kuwait. For some reason.
•basically states thaht… freedom of speech, freedom of the press…
•Have I had a stroke? Bitch what in the actual fuck are you on about.
•She’s actually talking about YouTube videos - of which I’ve seen just a few - in which these jerks go around recording and photographing offices and other public places (
through doors and windows, etc or inside government buildings)
ONLY with the end game being that they’re told “
You don’t have my permission to record me” to which they
LOVE to respond “
Oh yes we can!” I consider it to be part of, or related to, the SovCit movement. It’s entertaining once or twice but I don’t live on a compound in Montana.
•What I don’t get is
WHY IS SHE DISCUSSING THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION WHEN SHE ONLY ENTERS THE COUNTRY TO VISIT McDONALD’S.
•Re: Julia
- I can’t lock her in my room she gets mahd and pees on my bed.
•Julia, you go girl! 

•So that’s my explanation of everything.
•No, it’s really really not
“everything.”
•I educate people.
•I’m allowed to be here.
•NEWS FLASH:
so are we.
•Okay goize thanks for listening to me.
•Boye goize.