Given that hatcheries are running mostly on 5-7 month lead times for most breeds of chicken and for basically all other alternative species (I can't get geese or pheasants right now period), you screwed boyo.
I can't wait until food goes up
again because agriculture can't get inputs again, fuck de-industrialization. I finally met my "Take this job and shove it" moment.
So at one my workplaces (agriculture) recently, I can nigger-rig shit no longer. Show up to work one day, office workers and sales (mostly women) bitching for some unknown reason. Get told as one of the few professionals that actually do actual production work that "it (irrigation) failed" by some lady too busy chatting about who to bang with her coworkers.
My guess was the main transfer pump actuator valve (metal) has been sticking or blocked. Couldn't get it to flow even with a bunch of fiddling with the actuator. Went to grab my full faceshield, PASGT vest/helmet (Got bitched at for leaving work) and got several OSB spare boards between the vest and the ground since I was suspicious of cavitation and 40 year old PVC. Tapped the actuator valve pipe with my foot since you can't use hands without leaning over it.
Turns out I was right, pipe had been so worn the cavitation pressure snapped the line and shot a 4"+ piece of PVC into the pump house ceiling where my head would've been, sending a shit ton of metal shrapnel from the pump casing flying due to the impeller literally disintegrating and shorting everything until I slammed the circuit breaker off. Got shit from same woman for bothering her sex talk telling her to order a new pump. Told her to fix it then and got white patriarchy rant
minority here lol. Almost bludgeoned her with a pipe wrench since I'm soaked, have shrapnel stuck everywhere on my vest and almost died. Had to find a new pump myself, 3x the price with a 4+ month lead time. Well, plants don't give a shit so I found an old pump not being used, couldn't get it out of the ground because previous owner(s) had cemented into place like a retard. Got the fieldworkers to jackhammer out the concrete while I ripped the now busted pump out, then wielded the rusted pipes with a sleeve together and rigged the electronics in.
Wrote in writing to the boss to get a new pump since it was unsafe (said no) so I put in my two weeks notice. I was ambivalent to women before but now... Wew. I didn't get paid enough to die and I'm not sticking around to get sued when the pump violently explodes and kills some poor schmuck.
...I get the feeling that sums up the American economy right now.