Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

What is more likely?

  • Ethan Ralph becoming an astronaut. 🚀

    Votes: 546 79.8%

  • Nicholas J. Fuentes convertirse en la presidente. 🏳️‍⚧️

    Votes: 138 20.2%
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Apathetic Luigi said:
To me i lose all respect for people who push that they're a christian but then simp for Kanye, or Trump. two people who are pretty out of the line of christian doctrine. If being a christian is so damn important to these "trad" retards, they would flock to Catholic Desantis or Mike "Zap the Fag out" Pence. Then again asking much from internet "Christians" is too much to ask
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I think the angle they are going at is Christian Identity.
 
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Goofy Logic said:
I think the angle they are going at is Christian Identity.
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Fucking lol these absolutlely depraved Heretical niggers are about the furthest thing you can get from Christian Identitarians without being literal Albino eating Congolese Bush Nigger cannibals worshipping trees and Snake Gods.
 
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Goofy Logic said:
I think the angle they are going at is Christian Identity.
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>"is an interpretation of Christianity which advocates the belief that only Celtic and Germanic peoples, such as the Anglo-Saxon, Nordic nations, or Aryan people and people of kindred blood, are the descendants of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob and are therefore the descendants of the ancient Israelites."
WE WUZ KIKES IN SHIEEET
Aren't all these countries some of the most athestic in the world? more so Nordic niggers.
Never tell these idiots that Racism isn't holy, and to segrate those who are "worthy" of god and not is against John 14:6
" Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
I'm not that religious and even i know that verse, tells you a lot on the knowledge of modern day zoomer "christians"
 
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Spergichu said:
Please understand, the Bible is like REEAAALLLYY long and there aren't any Subway Surfer clips playing off to the side.
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yeah, you just need to put a gigachad phonk song earrape and animate the bible full of wojaks for the 80ish hours it takes to read the bible in one sitting. God i actually feel bad for catholics if this is like the next generation of them, god help them at this point.
 
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Gunts of the Expatriates said:
Ralph just showed a picture of Melissa (Nick's twin sister) and Momma Fuentes.

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Maybe it's just the angle, but I'm getting heavy Thwomp vibes from his sister. I think this explains Nikki, it looks like she sucked out ALL his testosterone in the womb. I've seen girls like this referred to as "High T Sportfuckers", and I suspect this one fits the bill.

4090 Chad said:
His sister looks like she could kick the shit out of Nick :story:
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Would definitely qualify for one of Robot Chicken's "World's most one-sided fistfights".
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
I don't think people here suddenly started loving Ralph and forgot about everything he's ever done. We're cheering for him because he's taking some good shots at Pedo Catboy Club and he's doing it in an entertaining way.
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You've got a drug addled, revenge pornographer, felon, rage pig versus a bulimic, gay, catboy who wants to start a holy war. Everyone in this mess is ridiculous and that's why it's so funny.
 
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Rogue AI said:
You've got a drug addled, revenge pornographer, felon, rage pig versus a bulimic, gay, catboy who wants to start a holy war. Everyone in this mess is ridiculous and that's why it's so funny.
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Gunts of the Expatriates said:
Ralph just showed a picture of Melissa (Nick's twin sister) and Momma Fuentes.

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Obviously they're not the identical kind, but you can see the difference between them in terms of lifestyle. Nick hides his body with bulky outfits because he's a skinny fat loser due to his terrible diet. Meanwhile Melissa is unafraid of wearing tighter clothes and showing her arms, because she leaves the house and is active.
I can see why Nick never involved his family in his movement, because she moggs him in every way. Get her to say the hot takes and Nick never leads the groypers again.
 
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