Breast & Ovary complaints

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The band is what should be providing the structure
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Never thought about this for chromosomal reasons, but now realize it's the same with hiking backpacks, the waist belt bearing the burden of weight in the same way the bra band does. Your shoulders should never be the part of the body that bears the burden.
 
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SIGSEGV said:
There aren't any titty pictures in this thread. That's my complaint.
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I have some great tits.
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They have a habit of eating brains.
 
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You know what I actually do have a legitimate complaint. Why do ovaries make women volatile, depressed, or both? All I know is that the menstrual cycle flushes out every month (or every 28 days if I remember correctly) and then it causes lots of pains from that process. Why the anger and the sadness? I remember helping a girlfriend out by bringing some chocolates and she started screaming in my ear and then cried while watching HEROES. I just don't get it and I would like at least a fair explanation.
 
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Shidoen said:
You know what I actually do have a legitimate complaint. Why do ovaries make women volatile, depressed, or both? All I know is that the menstrual cycle flushes out every month (or every 28 days if I remember correctly) and then it causes lots of pains from that process. Why the anger and the sadness? I remember helping a girlfriend out by bringing some chocolates and she started screaming in my ear and then cried while watching HEROES. I just don't get it and I would like at least a fair explanation.
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You ever have the shits so bad that you start cramping and praying to every God that will hear you to make it end? Yeah? Well try dealing with that kind of cramping for days and see if you can stay in a good mood the entire time lol

And that's just the cramping. Having to deal with blood all day sucks too. If you don't use tampons it feels like you're sitting in pissed pants all day. Frankly, I'm surprised women aren't more pissed off.
 
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You ever have the shits so bad that you start cramping and praying to every God that will hear you to make it end? Yeah? Well try dealing with that kind of cramping for days and see if you can stay in a good mood the entire time lol

And that's just the cramping. Having to deal with blood all day sucks too. If you don't use tampons it feels like you're sitting in pissed pants all day. Frankly, I'm surprised women aren't more pissed off.
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Okay that's a lot more insightful then when I ask irl. I'm glad that I'm not a casualty to that type of biological function. I've been whacked and cut with a lot of objects but something internal like that would definitely piss me off too.
 
Period suppression should be avaliable to all girls and women. Seriously, shit sucks and can come with serious side effects.
Shidoen said:
You know what I actually do have a legitimate complaint. Why do ovaries make women volatile, depressed, or both? All I know is that the menstrual cycle flushes out every month (or every 28 days if I remember correctly) and then it causes lots of pains from that process. Why the anger and the sadness? I remember helping a girlfriend out by bringing some chocolates and she started screaming in my ear and then cried while watching HEROES. I just don't get it and I would like at least a fair explanation.
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Shark week hormones also commonly do not play nicely with brain chemistry, especially if you have pre-existing spicy brain chemistry. Controlling that shit is the main reason I got an IUD and it's been a godsend.
 
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Android raptor said:
Period suppression should be avaliable to all girls and women. Seriously, shit sucks and can come with serious side effects.

Shark week hormones also commonly do not play nicely with brain chemistry, especially if you have pre-existing spicy brain chemistry. Controlling that shit is the main reason I got an IUD and it's been a godsend.
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Yeah I agree some suppression would definitely help if the pain is that unbearable most of the time.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
It should be socially acceptable to have pokey nipples. Or at least, have people just not give a shit.
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I think that could be along way still for it to happen. Or at least not in the near future where I live. I have seen more and more girls going braless with their headlights at full force and I feel good for them, but it is just a drop in the bucket around here to be of any change. As for me, the gazes are really uncomfortable to handle whenever a chill hits me.

The downsides of growing up surrounded by men that are not even close to the family
 
@Shidoen If you do decide to wax yourself, make sure you apply the wax in small patches; it's much easier to rip off, and will make much less of a mess if you find you just can't handle it.

I'd also recommend starting by waxing the outside fringe hairs, and work your way in toward your genitals. The pain gets worse the closer you get, and this way it kind of prepares you as the pain increases.

Also, make it fun- watch a horror movie and rip off your hair as people on screen are stabbed/ slashed/ maimed. Bonus: you can claim it was the girl onscreen who was screaming, not you!
 
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@Shidoen If you do decide to wax yourself, make sure you apply the wax in small patches; it's much easier to rip off, and will make much less of a mess if you find you just can't handle it.

I'd also recommend starting by waxing the outside fringe hairs, and work your way in toward your genitals. The pain gets worse the closer you get, and this way it kind of prepares you as the pain increases.

Also, make it fun- watch a horror movie and rip off your hair as people on screen are stabbed/ slashed/ maimed. Bonus: you can claim it was the girl onscreen who was screaming, not you!
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I'll just do it the old fashioned way and stuff a towel in my mouth and just start ripping away. I don't need my screams to be heard because mine are very loud (not even a joke, I screamed loud enough where my own eardrums started to hum and ring). So i'll take your advice on the small patches and see if the pain is that bad.
 
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Re: tied tubes, Mom got hers tied without a fuss once she had my youngest brother by C-section because she figured "They're already in there, just get it done."

They totally should've fought her on it because she turned into a hormonal bitch for over a decade due to the pregnancy hormones having nowhere else to go with their source being cut off. No one told her this, which makes me wonder how many doctors out there actually know about this.

Menopause for her hasn't been a walk in the park, either, but it at least was a reprieve after being stuck with pregnancy hormones for so long.
 
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Shidoen said:
Actually question on that sugar wax. Is it effective for men too and is it readily available at a super market? Softer pubic hair sounds a lot nicer.
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You can make it ot at home, with just regular sugar and store bought lemon juice. I will note that fresh lemon juice makes it actually stickier, but they do tend to be more expensive. There is a YouTuber named abetweene who shows how to do it. I do advice oven top cooking vs microwave, as it gets denatured really quick.

For your second question, it /can/ work on men's faces, but it's usually said not to wax them due to acne. But you can absolutely use it anywhere else, including back, armpits, arms, stomach and ass crack. I don't know about use on the balls, but sugar wax doesn't need to be heated. If it's hard, sticking the container it's housed in ( I use leftover margarine containers oiled with mineral oil so it doesn't stick) in a bowl of lukewarm water does the trick. After that your body heat keeps it malleable unlike traditional wax. You'll have to change it to a fresh piece once it becomes too sticky, but you'll get a lot done with one piece.

Depending on your climate, you can cook it and store it in an average temperature cupboard like the ones in your bathroom and it'll be good for several months. It's also biodegradable, and dissolves in water. So you can dump the water with the hair balls outside or down a drain that doesn't clog.

I've got Spanish ancestry, so the hair I get is very coarse. I have pale skin as well, so it shows up as a green sheen. Honestly wish I knew the recipe in high school, because I struggled with thick underarm and pubic hair. I will say the armpits have thinned out over time, and the hair is softer. Pubic hair takes a lot longer, as it's the coarsest, and the only downside is it fucking itches when the hair returns. But I get 1-2 weeks of smoothness vs 12 hours, so it's a win.
 
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Chandelier said:
You can make it ot at home, with just regular sugar and store bought lemon juice. I will note that fresh lemon juice makes it actually stickier, but they do tend to be more expensive. There is a YouTuber named abetweene who shows how to do it. I do advice oven top cooking vs microwave, as it gets denatured really quick.

For your second question, it /can/ work on men's faces, but it's usually said not to wax them due to acne. But you can absolutely use it anywhere else, including back, armpits, arms, stomach and ass crack. I don't know about use on the balls, but sugar wax doesn't need to be heated. If it's hard, sticking the container it's housed in ( I use leftover margarine containers oiled with mineral oil so it doesn't stick) in a bowl of lukewarm water does the trick. After that your body heat keeps it malleable unlike traditional wax. You'll have to change it to a fresh piece once it becomes too sticky, but you'll get a lot done with one piece.

Depending on your climate, you can cook it and store it in an average temperature cupboard like the ones in your bathroom and it'll be good for several months. It's also biodegradable, and dissolves in water. So you can dump the water with the hair balls outside or down a drain that doesn't clog.

I've got Spanish ancestry, so the hair I get is very coarse. I have pale skin as well, so it shows up as a green sheen. Honestly wish I knew the recipe in high school, because I struggled with thick underarm and pubic hair. I will say the armpits have thinned out over time, and the hair is softer. Pubic hair takes a lot longer, as it's the coarsest, and the only downside is it fucking itches when the hair returns. But I get 1-2 weeks of smoothness vs 12 hours, so it's a win.
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That's a lot of good advice, I have trouble with my hair too being coarse which I don't know how because I have a lot more Central European ( German and all that with blonde hair as a kid then turned brown). It's the worse since I have to cut the hair periodically because it starts to grow and hurt everything when i'm walking, running, or just sitting down. When I saw that specific wax is said to give softer hair I just NEEDED to know more about it. If I need to make a batch then I might as well get all my other hair so I can achieve smoothness throughout.
 
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Shidoen said:
That's a lot of good advice, I have trouble with my hair too being coarse which I don't know how because I have a lot more Central European ( German and all that with blonde hair as a kid then turned brown). It's the worse since I have to cut the hair periodically because it starts to grow and hurt everything when i'm walking, running, or just sitting down. When I saw that specific wax is said to give softer hair I just NEEDED to know more about it. If I need to make a batch then I might as well get all my other hair so I can achieve smoothness throughout.
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I forgot to add a few things. It can also work on your face (I have sideburns due strands of hair that decided to take command of my face. Been an issue since I was 10) but it depends on coarseness. I also have something called a "Flawless" which is a fancy buffer/razor that does the bits the wax can't grab. I have upper lip hair too, not coarse enough for the wax to grab, so I thread it. Needless to say, that's something I wish I knew back in high school also. Almost had a full stache, FFS. I used everything from bandaids to buffer pads to that "No No" thing that was just expensive trash.

Addendum: when cooking over the stove top, you'll need a bowl of cold water nearby. This is to help cool your hands to knead the wax. you can also dribble it into the water to cool it slightly and then knead it, which is what I do, but don't leave it in on there too long. After cooking it, you can put it in the fridge to chill it and take it out in a few hours to reach room temperature. Cook on medium heat, because burnt sugar is like tarred brick.
 
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