🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Mr. Manchester]

I don’t think he can pay the bills for his repairs, especially after losing that deposit.

He made a shit ton of money off the last few streams so turning on Fuentes might have saved his ass financially. Amazing how these things work out.

 

[Sam Losco]

Lore drop: King Ralph revealed on stream that the reason he struggled to reach Florida this past week was that he was involved in a crash in the car he had rented to try to reach the Cancun airport from Merida.

Halfway there, he hit some sort of barrier that had been carelessly left in the middle of the road.

Ralph was determined to make the rally, so he continued to the airport with at least part of the barrier wedged into the bottom of the car. Eventually police at a toll booth or something pointed out that there was debris underneath his car and helped him remove it, and he was able to arrive at the airport in time for his flight.

However, due to the damage, he forfeit a $800 deposit on the rental.

Ralph said he was not drunk while driving, but he did start drinking at the Cancun airport and on the plane, so he probably would have already been heavily intoxicated even before he got off the plane and was SLAPPed with Vickers' frivolous lolsuit.

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I don't think it's in the clip, but Ralph also explained the reason he doesn't have his truck still. He gave the dealership his Mexican number, but his phone associated with that number was lost/stolen in Florida. I guess he is trying to sort the number situation out first before trying to pick up the truck? Not sure.

Well, that $800 deposit would have got him a non-stop American Airlines flight from Mérida to Miami instead of going to Cancun.

I can only assume the reason he doesn't take advantage of the the American Airlines flights from Mérida to Dallas or Miami, nor the United Airlines flight from Mérida to Houston is because it's cheaper to drive to Cancun and fly from there.

Ralph's poor.

 

[Malayalam]

He made a shit ton of money off the last few streams so turning on Fuentes might have saved his ass financially. Amazing how these things work out.

Now you point that out I wonder if it was the primary, perhaps even only motivation for turning on Funtes. I'm probably ascribing too much Machiavellianism to Ralph, though.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Just tuned in to the Killstream, stream-sniping Leafy. Both of these faggots sound like retards. Why would anyone willingly listen to this shit?

 

[William Tyndale]

How is it that Ralph cannot even go a single week, nay a single day without doing or saying something extremely retarded?

We are quickly reaching a state of matter known as singuntlarity where Ethan Ralph will be doing something outrageous every Planck-second.

It’s the benzos. It fucks your brain chemistry up for weeks, if not months, even when you’ve gone off of them. Look up “benzo withdrawal” on YouTube. Some of the videos are super fucked up.
That being said ethan looks better now than he has since I became aware that he even existed. I hope he keeps it up and maintains his sobriety. Everyone loves a redemptive arc.

 

[beautiful person]

Now you point that out I wonder if it was the primary, perhaps even only motivation for turning on Funtes. I'm probably ascribing too much Machiavellianism to Ralph, though.

With Ralph, it's only ever because his ego was hurt.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Because he’s drunk and/or on benzos all the time. All that shit does it make life harder for you & everyone around you. If the dude just stayed sober till like 4 PM noon, his life would probably be a lot easier.

Does he even wake up before noon most days?

 

[genericwhitemale]

Very late to the party but I finally listened to that Null guest appearance on the Killstream, the first time I've probably listened to the Killstream in full for years, and it was very entertaining. I actually had a lot of respect while listening to Ralph because he seemed very honest; he would holler about AF and certain people in it but when stuff like swattings of the MrKrabs9000 account came up he would say "I don't know about that. I don't want to lie, and maybe it's possible, but there's no proof for that." If he is serious about trying to get back to the 2018-2020 says, then good for him. Rome wasn't built in a day so if he can work on it bit by bit then maybe he can build up something interesting, as naive and optimistic as that might sound.
Main problem with his show, though: he really needs to cut out those text to speech donos. They completely kill the flow of conversations and every time Ralph or Josh wanted to say something they'd just get interrupt by "ANONYMOUS SENT $3 AMERICA FIRST IS A CULT LED BY A HOMOSEXUAL."

 

[make_it_so]

Ralph said he was not drunk while driving,

Sure.

 

[Vash the Stampede]

Halfway there, he hit some sort of barrier that had been carelessly left in the middle of the road.

Sir, another barrier has hit the guntmobile.

 

[Sebastian Bacchanalia]

It’s the benzos. It fucks your brain chemistry up for weeks, if not months, even when you’ve gone off of them. Look up “benzo withdrawal” on YouTube. Some of the videos are super fucked up.
That being said ethan looks better now than he has since I became aware that he even existed. I hope he keeps it up and maintains his sobriety. Everyone loves a redemptive arc.

True benzo withdrawal is a hell unimaginable. Ralph would not survive it. After being awake for 90 hours straight he'll lower himself tongue-first into a mountain of phenazepam.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

What does a phone have to do with picking up a truck from the mechanic? As a last resort he could email the main customer service address for an update. Sounds like he can’t pay the bill.

Maybe because he forgot where he took it for service and was relying on a call to remind him? I give that a 25% chance and can’t pay bill for eating a curb and fucking up the entire front end a 75% chance.

I’m also glad he admitted how drunk he was before even arriving at airport. Last week I said it was hilarious he was claiming he only fell off the wagon “after 62 days of sober” after getting served, because he was obviously shitfaced upon arrival, and obviously on his way to the airport and many days before that.

It’s kind of weird that if Ralph isn’t unconscious, and decently coherent, some people here assume he’s sober. Ralph was probably on 4 mg of Xanax and a few beers talking with Null, it’s only after 12 mg of Xanax and 12 plus beers that he’s sloppy.

 

[LGHDR+]

True benzo withdrawal is a hell unimaginable. Ralph would not survive it. After being awake for 90 hours straight he'll lower himself tongue-first into a mountain of phenazepam.

As has been discussed before, Ralph's too dumb to figure out what phenazepam is.

Although it would be fucking hilarious and I wish it would happen. Imagine the results of that half-life and compulsive re-dosing for Günter.

 

[Finger Pistols]

It’s kind of weird that if Ralph isn’t unconscious, and decently coherent, some people here assume he’s sober. Ralph was probably on 4 mg of Xanax and a few beers talking with Null, it’s only after 12 mg of Xanax and 12 plus beers that he’s sloppy.

You are forgetting that this is Ethan "The gunt" Ralph. There is just that much of him that his system needs 3 times the amount of alcohol and drugs for your standard human to get tipsy. That and I also imagine that he has built a tolerance over the years.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

It’s kind of weird that if Ralph isn’t unconscious, and decently coherent, some people here assume he’s sober. Ralph was probably on 4 mg of Xanax and a few beers talking with Null, it’s only after 12 mg of Xanax and 12 plus beers that he’s sloppy.

People seem forget that he's been an alcoholic and an addict for (at least) 10 years (more realistically his entire adult life). Ralph wasn't sober during the killstream's biggest periods and yet he managed to hide it and conduct his show (of course he had a lot of help and a lot of guests which took the spotlight off of him), it only ever becomes obvious when something happens in his private life to push him over the edge, otherwise he seems to maintain it to where he can still function on stream most of the time.
Any substance you've abused for that long will either do permanent damage on your brain or, at the very least, have unintended side effects for a long time.

But people want to believe he's sober for some reason. It's only a matter of time before the lie becomes impossible to maintain (as we saw with the Andrew Tate thing). Either way, I'm sure it will end in an absolute shitshow like it always does, and that's the only reason I follow all of this, so it's just a matter of waiting and finding the entertaining bits in the meantime.

 

[DogZero]

I am looking for a clip of ralph from the original green screen stream "loyalty isnt just a slogan", I think the one josh was on at one point. It had some synthwave in the background and he declares basically an eternal jihad against AF. It was a "MY ARRIVAL IS IMMINENT" tier clip. I want to use it for a video but I only saw it posted on twitter which I refuse on principle to make an account for. I fastidiously checked this thread and the others for it but didn't find it. Does anyone have it?

I think others would enjoy it as well otherwise I wouldn't ask for it here.\

Edit: my apologies It was here in another thread. by @TheRationals
here is the clip in question for anyone interested.

 

[AltisticRight]

Refreshing to see Ethan's set without that ugly cozy.gov logo as the background.

 

[HackerX]

I wonder if he actually successfully navigated a la mordida situation in Mexico as the gringo that he is. It seems very unlikely for a fat pig like him to run into actually friendly cops who help him on his way rather than shake him down when he obviously drunkenly ran over some highway property.

It's like the the general sentiment "He can not function outside of the US" applies or something.

You can skip bureaucratic bullshit everywhere if you know the right people and have money. It doesn't apply as much in the US because it occurs at a higher level (generally).

Out of all the benefits of Mexico the ragehog slurs, cheaper COL and being able to bribe/smooth talk out of random bullshit are the only ones that matter.

 

[Harlan Wick]

Anyone taking bets on how long it will take for Gunt's ego to be hurt when the Kiwi Farms fails to bend the knee or hurts hurts his feefees again?

 

[not william stenchever]

Anyone taking bets on how long it will take for Gunt's ego to be hurt when the Kiwi Farms fails to bend the knee or hurts hurts his feefees again?

We've probably already hurt his feelings but he's not in the right headspace to call jersh a gaht damned pedofile just yet.