Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Local Wordmason]

Nick's father worked a full-time technical job, and all the accounts he has shared about growing up exaggerate his 'poorness' but if you look deeper, paint a picture of comfortable upper middle-class living.

If that's the case, then maybe its just what people in the middle class think that is the kind of art rich people spend their money on. I guess it makes sense why everyone fell for the painting prices he gave initially. I sure as hell wouldn't be able to tell you how much those paintings cost. With how subjective art is, I guess its a good trick to make yourself look wealthy.

 

[Chibitzen]

cooon​

Before anyone says oh fuq coon I genuinely like nicks content sometimes but it’s unwatchable rn and I’m not fucking joking and it’s not a crazy opinion to have it’s like watching three chat members have a discussion about random shit. Like fucking why

Yes. Why pay for that shit! $5/mo.

Pred1tor83​

Nick should debate locals... way more to learn from this dribble

You're not subbed to Ben Shapiro, pleb. He is only there to remind you that you're the paypig and he'll be there to inform you as soon as you're wrong. Haven't you been paying any attention to his narcissistic diatribes? He denounces everyone and everything that disagrees with him over anything that gets his panties in a twist. You have a major emotional flaw and probably Down Syndrome just for even having this consideration! (according to Nick)

Nick is a complete faggot, though, he doesn't even bother hanging it up or selling it, just leaves it lying on the floor for cats to piss on it.

It's more much likely Nick will get piss drunk on it before the cat does anything. One of the kids should put some catnip behind it, though.

(Edit)

MrStirFry99​

no. thats not accurate. he agreed with "certain elements of cuties". Pedo Defender is more accurate

Who defends pedos? Oh right, pedos.

--Still-Life--

The amount of dashes are how many times SL has had to submit a payment to get back aboard the Rekieta Grift Express. That's quite sycophantic, even if they refunded him. In any case, it's amusing to see him treat them like used 1-ups.

Andrew_Wahoo​

I can't show it yet, because I still have the tape on, and I'm not sure I want it on kf.

"Let's Go Brandon"!

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

If that's the case, then maybe its just what people in the middle class think that is the kind of art rich people spend their money on. I guess it makes sense why everyone fell for the painting prices he gave initially. I sure as hell wouldn't be able to tell you how much those paintings cost. With how subjective art is, I guess its a good trick to make yourself look wealthy.

TBF he was also "earning" substantially more money than he has ever earned for himself in his life at that point so him blowing money on stupid art at charity events to try to flex on his mom and dad is totally on brand for the balldoman we have come to know and love

 

[electronic elephant]

unbreaded

I can't believe there are actually people who go out of their way to demand unbreaded reading.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Dumpster fire of an IBS re-reun:

Spoiler: Why do people enjoy this?

thermacius​

So. We are no longer on the OG topic. We are off the rails.

Mandy_K​

Hey Still-Life, superchat them some death threats

PumbaZumba​

Can’t believe I’m finally awake for a Nick stream and I get this.

MalikFoxen​

JESUS CHRIST THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SCREECHING ABOUT THIS ENTIRE TIME

Rob_Law_9000​

This stream kind of sucking. Just pisses me off. Feels like Twitter

Grifty​

@RekietaLaw GET FUCKING RALPH ON HERE. This is IBS 2.0

Meffistoe​

@RekietaLaw Nick I'm jewish from Israel PUT ME IN WITH THESE FOOLS and let me destroy them

RumbleUsernames​

This conversation devolved into argument about definition sometime before Vito got here. I'll see y'all later. Have fun!

eowynfaramir​

The show just ended? Jesus CHRIST!

Nick checks in after this horror show:

Spoiler: Nick takes his accolades from his audience

RekietaLaw​	Hi friends
--Still-Life--​	Hi Nick, are you feeling better from the pack of wild commies?

MrStirFry99​

hey Nose. you should be proud of last nights stream. 1005 one of yur best!

RekietaLaw​	Thanks
RekietaLaw​	Yes, my means of production are still intact

RedStorm​

I'm loving the replay... Keeping me interested all day. If you did one of these once a week it'd be awesome just sayin

RekietaLaw​

Finding good faith opponents is the hard part

RekietaLaw​	And a topic that is interesting
MrStirFry99​	they were awesome. thats how to hold a debate. (not Vito)

--Still-Life--​	NIck, Sam Hyde has a great video about the wasted energy of trying to red pill people stupid people. I think it's true
--Still-Life--​	Never WASTE energy

RekietaLaw​

Debates held in public aren't about your opponent but your audience

MrStirFry99​

they were awesome!. they stuck to the topic, pushed back on topics, challenged the discourse,but in a completely open, and respectful way. Vtio was being Vito for the sake of being vito. He is the new Maddox.

--Still-Life--​

To the audience from the debate. What's the take away?

RekietaLaw​

Rationale as to why speech that may bother you doesn't merit censorship and merely disagreeable speech doesn't justify fear

--Still-Life--​

They were in no mind to hear you, and DID make themselves look assinine

RekietaLaw​

Right, which makes their position seem less reasonable.

Bad decisions in chat. Nothing new:

Andrew_Wahoo​

I'm unironically getting a Brandon tattoo, likely today. It just happens to be my best friend's name

Andrew_Wahoo​	No other tattoos. He was told he'd never learn to read or write when he was born, so I'm getting his handwriting of his own name.
Andrew_Wahoo​	It's not good handwriting, but it's legible.

The next day

Andrew_Wahoo​	My arm is a little sore, because I got a tattoo.
Andrew_Wahoo​	I can't show it yet, because I still have the tape on, and I'm not sure I want it on kf.

Vito defenders:

RedStorm​

what are Vito's credentials? Is he just a Keyboard Warrior or is a a journalist or what?

Mad_Amos​

He's a pedo

MrStirFry99​

no. thats not accurate. he agreed with "certain elements of cuties". Pedo Defender is more accurate

eowynfaramir​

He who defends pedos does so because if the pedos had less social stigma, they'd be in their ranks.

Sick burn! Totally pwned!

eowynfaramir​

"I have no faith in your deductive, adductive or reasonable skills" remind me not to piss Nick off Jesus QIST

Catering to the LCD of fans is the way to grow!:

Spices​

I want to take Nicks constitution class.

Spices​

NICK.... do a constitution class please. For Locals

Spices​

That's how you'll gain members.

Spices​

I need like a dumbed down highly explained version. Talk to me like I'm slow brained.

Spices​

Barnes explained this well.

Andrew_Wahoo​	Free speech good. Censorship bad. Soldiers aren't allowed to be forced to live in your house. You have to be 18 to vote. Women can vote, you have to be 21 to drink alcohol, and the 18th amendment no longer matters. Rights not enumerated in the constitution are at the whim of the States.
Andrew_Wahoo​	You can invoke your fifth amendment rights if you falsely tell a judge that you aren't in the room.

Do you remember when Nick and REAL lawyers used to talk...

Andrew_Wahoo​

Nick talks about the third amendment a lot on the big brain panels he used to do with Grand Admiral C.

Nick is SMERT!

Spoiler: Nick take a victory lap and people say how smart he is

Buzzion​

@RekietaLaw you notice that they started ignoring your "absent media scrutiny" point about what advertisers will do?

RekietaLaw​

of course, because companies in a vacuum don't care about who gives them money

RekietaLaw​

look, logic and reason is hard to do. Some people are not good at it.

VanishMantle​

Vito Adam and sitch are a case study of that

SUPER6​	Fuck m8, could not be truer. Had my own cases of people disagreeing with 1=1 shit
VanishMantle​	The same happened during segregation in that laws had to be made to force companies to segregate people. To a business the only color that matters is green.

--Still-Life--​

He was being Intentionally Obtuse Nick

Buzzion​	But they couldn't wrap their minds around that when Vito came on and seemed to imply you were being hypocritical on the point with Vito tagging rumble.
AussieOverLawd​	It was just pissing me off that they were trying to moderate you on your own show and control the direction of the conversation. Even their exit was rude in my opinion. Not sure I'd have been as level headed.

RekietaLaw​

I have not done a 6 hour show in a LOOOOONG time. I'm gonna go KMS

EDIT:

Looks like LOCALS is adding timestamps to their code like they should have had since the beginning.

I saw the badge icon holders about a week before they rolled that out, so expect a re-design to the LOCALS chat UI in a week or so.


Noticed this when I had to tweak Panoptes because they re-structured the HTML code on the site.

Funny enough, the new code makes Live Stream Chats and Regular Live Chats share the same schema except for a few lines. Panoptes *should* be able to scrape the post-show LOCALS stream chat.

Thanks LOCALS devs!

 

[Captain Manning]

MrStirFry99​

no. thats not accurate. he agreed with "certain elements of cuties". Pedo Defender is more accurate

I guess StirFry hasn't seen Vito's infamous tweet.

Ignorance is bliss.

 

[zyclonPD]

RekietaLaw​

I'm gonna go KMS

Don't threaten me with a good time Nick.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

He is not in the 'kill all people with paedophillic thoughts' camp, and stopped short of advocating for punishment or delineating what kinds of restrictions were appropriate.

To be fair to Nick, freedom of thought is a constitutional right in the United States.
Pretty sure if the founding fathers convicted someone of raping a child would have promptly lined said person(s) "against the wall" like Nick likes to say, whatever that might imply.

and why do we keep finding this guy near fire yet can't call him a pyro?

There's a thing roughly called the "FBI environmental terrorist watch list" for people who are suspected or known to associate with chronic firesetters or are closely related to people who are eco-nuts.
I think that's a pretty accurate analogy of Nick right now.

 

[Captain Manning]

To be fair to Nick, freedom of thought is a constitutional right in the United States.

That's a strawman. You know what else is in the Constitution? Freedom of and from association.

I don't think anybody here is seriously suggesting Nick, Dick, or Vito be punished by the government just for expressing their views on pedophilia.

What people are saying is that maybe it's a really fucking dumb idea, and immensely bad for your brand, to platform an admitted pedo, and then go down the creepy rabbit hole that is this whole "virtuous pedophile" thing. The Constitution protects you from the government. Not consequences you may face from other societal forces.

Hell, even Nick's Locals don't seem to care for Vito. Whole thing is stupid.

 

[Maude Snew]

Don't worry you guys, Nick doesn't really defend people who admitted to be pedos, he defends people who make jokes, like he defends those pride parade jokesters who keep chanting about coming for your children. Wait, he says those are a menace and belong on the wall? That can't be right, it would be a massive contradiction. Surely not.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

What people are saying is that maybe it's a really fucking dumb idea, and immensely bad for your brand, to platform an admitted pedo, and then go down the creepy rabbit hole that is this whole "virtuous pedophile" thing.

If you can go up, you can go down, and Nick is choosing to go down by his own accord. I cannot tell if it was because he has always associated with these types or because his smooth brain literally cannot comprehend his previous "social media expert" genius ideas (like not fucking your fans) anymore.
This is literally "Touch the cooktop burner while it's hot behavior" that kids learn to not do at like age 3.

It's going to be funny when this returns with a vengeance for sure though. My bet is him getting kicked off youtube again.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Free speech good. Censorship bad. Soldiers aren't allowed to be forced to live in your house. You have to be 18 to vote. Women can vote, you have to be 21 to drink alcohol, and the 18th amendment no longer matters. Rights not enumerated in the constitution are at the whim of the States.

>be manlet
>spend thousands of dollars on years worth of superchats to drunk e-daddy lawyer man
>still don't know what's in the Constitution

 

[Swole McPole]

If you can go up, you can go down, and Nick is choosing to go down by his own accord.

Choosing to go down on any well hung nigger in his vicinity.

 

[AltisticRight]

RekietaLaw​

I have not done a 6 hour show in a LOOOOONG time. I'm gonna go KMS

At least get some life insurance so your children have something.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Randazza breaks down the costs.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Randazza breaks down the costs.

Thanks for this, a video I certainly would have missed otherwise.

Randazza brings up an interesting question toward the end, "Your reputation is certainly worth something." What does the collective in thread think Nick's reputation is worth these days? Before the Balldo, I would say he probably would have ill-advised to make the statements he did about Monty, but it was worth defending. Now? I wouldn't think Nick's reputation is worth a thousand dollars.

Above said, in both scenarios, the smart money would have been to settle for probably 20-30k. Honestly, that would have been a reputation boost in either respect. "Ok, you know, I sometimes get carried away, to Montegraph, I apologize and did not mean what I said." Cut the check, then move on.

But with Balldoman, it's in for an inch, in for a mile. (Or maybe in for an inch, in for a flaccid three inches.)

 

[Chibitzen]

Randazza breaks down the costs.

Oh he does far more than that. He brings up the offensiveness of the r word (towards the lawyer) which apparently means he agrees Rekieta's assessment that the opposition lawyer is upset about the abuse of such terms. Then he utterly reams Rekieta throughout in terms of the fallout of being a narcissistic twit online. I don't think the lawyer cares too much for Balldo-man. It's practically a confession the way I heard him speak, but YMMV.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

Randazza breaks down the costs.

Imagine being on a crossroad:

To your left there is a path of a swift pain but short suffering, you can give 50k to Montegraph for him to fuck off and never bother with him again. All you lost is a small bit of money and some of your image.

To your right there is a long and winding path full of thorns, you will be giving 200k to Randazza over the course of months if not more only to have a chance of maybe not losing to Montegraph.

Choose wisely.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Randazza breaks down the costs.

Randazza says $40k, Nick says over $100k. Is that a timing issue, Randazza downplaying for some reason, or is Nick exaggerating his costs to milk sympathy?

 

[Captain Manning]

Randazza breaks down the costs.

Bit of an aside, but Free State Project (note the podium) is a fun rabbit hole in itself in you're ever bored. It was a bunch of lolbertarians that moved to New Hampshire with the goal of creating the first libertarian dominated state. AFAIK, that hasn't worked out too well, with most NH residents finding them insufferable. The Farms has a small thread on one of their localized sub-groups. There are quite a few legit pedos associated with the group, and the "Crying Nazi" Chris Cantwell used to be associated with them.

What does the collective in thread think Nick's reputation is worth these days?

That's a moving target with a consistent downward trajectory.

Above said, in both scenarios, the smart money would have been to settle for probably 20-30k. Honestly, that would have been a reputation boost in either respect. "Ok, you know, I sometimes get carried away, to Montegraph, I apologize and did not mean what I said." Cut the check, then move on.

Oh hell, he possibly could have fixed this for even cheaper than that.

Randazza is correct that even if Nick ultimately prevails in court, Monty has clinched a bit of a victory already because of the American Rule. There's no coming back from that now.

You're right that if Nick retracted his statement that Monty is a pedo, I think few people would have held it against him. Sometimes people say shit they shouldn't. We've all been guilty of that. The terms of any settlement could have been kept confidential too. Nick doesn't seem to know how to do anything other than keep digging though.