Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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Was there any other Person Of Interest who managed to figure out TOR to argue with us?
Considering how many regular users couldn't even swing it I'm still really impressed
I just think her autism is much much stronger. Meaning she probably watched a lot of videos and figured out it was ridiculously easy to access us on the dark web.
 
I just think her autism is much much stronger. Meaning she probably watched a lot of videos and figured out it was ridiculously easy to access us on the dark web.
Even still, I know people irl even who were like "eww not clearnet" and I'm like "just download Brave and hit, like, shift Ctrl p or something eas-" "eww no"
 
Even still, I know people irl even who were like "eww not clearnet" and I'm like "just download Brave and hit, like, shift Ctrl p or something eas-" "eww no"
Yeah but normies are afraid of the dark web. They think that the moment they set foot on it h4x0rs are going to steal their stuff and SWAT will suddenly break down their door and throw them into the Party Van to be taken to Gitmo.
 

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Another month, another 50 wogglebucks needed to keep the site afloat.
Will the true and honest lender return with this month's money ?
Will the WLP team be able to keep the wogglesite's lights on ?
Find out next week !

This is fucking retarded. She's selling merch and because it's not flying off the shelves she reduces the price meaning she makes less per unit possibly even losing money on the whole deal. Then she tries to sell DVDs when that's getting to be a niche thing all the while the cartoons are on Youtube. Then because she can't budget her money she needs to beg her "fans" for enough money to keep the website going.

And I still say if that website defaults that somebody grabs it and turns it into a hardcore sex page for Woggie and Froggie. Make it a true "Wogglebug Love" production.
 
Another month, another 50 wogglebucks needed to keep the site afloat.
And yet she gets more than that every month from patreon. Really get the noggin wogglin'

She should explain what she wogglin away the patron bucks on every month before the next round of begging.

I also love how in recent videos it's turned into a "loan". yeah fucking right, she aint giving out any wogglebucks unless it's to 'illustrators' or nigerian scammers.

a 'loan'
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Edit: Forgot to include some actual honest, good advice for when Cherie reads this. I guarantee more people will join your patreon if you deliver on the $20 tier "You can voice a character based on yourself in a short film I make starring the character.". Make one of those. Doesn't have to be long or good. A quick 5-10 min adventure or scenario would probably be enough to prove you're actually working on videos. Unless, of course, you aren't actually working on content for you beloved fans.....
 
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This is fucking retarded. She's selling merch and because it's not flying off the shelves she reduces the price meaning she makes less per unit possibly even losing money on the whole deal.
With such a low volume, I'd be highly skeptical of any financial gain even before rebates, even with the most chinesium of lunch boxes.

Edit: Forgot to include some actual honest, good advice for when Cherie reads this.
Skip the physical rewards if you're not able to do any gain on them. The purposes of such "feelies" is to extract more cash from fans, not gaining new fans.
 
I know lolcows are always bad with money but like...Cherie is even by lolcow standards just so fucking bad with money lol.
Honestly, I can not think of someone, of any mental capacity, that's worse with money than Cherie. It's just fucking astounding.

I'm still reeling at her phrasing of asking her fans for "another loan." It's not a fucking loan, it's money into the wogglepit of no return.

She thinks that by phrasing it as a loan, her beloved fans will be more likely to woggle there bucks away to Cherie, expecting that they'll get something, anything, in return.

She treats her 'fan base' like fucking retards and that is so so god damn funny.
 
I'm still amazed she hasn't gotten a Wogglebug vtuber rig made. She's really good at finding people with (poor) specialized skills and throwing money at them.

Maybe that money is earmarked for the Wogglesuit.
But what then? Would she become the wogglebug? The regal wogglebug would be presented with the voice of a lady, which would be inappropriate for the beacon of masculinity and heterosexuality that he is.

Plus I'm no psychologist but letting the mentally challenged wear their husbando's skin seems like it would be a fast track to developing some kind of complex.

She's so fucking retarded to not capitalize her infamy. Derek fucking Savage funds his retarded films only thanks to ironic fans and hatewatchers - he figured it out, even though he's a retard and a sex pest.
Derek Savage may be a retarded yokel, but he isn't like...literally retarded. Cynthia is basically a petulant child.

She'd rather be homeless and starving than cater to untrue wogglebug fans, which is an especially easy position to take when you've never actually provided your own housing or paid for your own food.
 
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