Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Jack better hope he is a guinea pig for some experimental stroke drug.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The key to grilled cheese is to melt or soften the butter before putting it on the bread, and putting a cover or lid over the grilling surface.

Use mayo instead of butter. Toasts gud.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

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He's not a guinea pig, but here he goes pumping his body full of crap while everyone else observes and documents the effects on him.

 

[AnOminous]

The key to grilled cheese is to melt or soften the butter before putting it on the bread, and putting a cover or lid over the grilling surface.

Personally, I butter the skillet and put in the bread by itself and toast it on one side while the skillet comes up to temperature. Then I put the cheese inside with the toasted sides on the inside, and finish by toasting on both sides. That way the cheese starts melting immediately and the bread is crispy and toasted on both sides.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He's not a guinea pig, but here he goes pumping his body full of crap while everyone else observes and documents the effects on him.

It's just really funny whenever Jack talks about any sort of health related issue when not only does he live an incredibly unhealthy lifestyle, but he also is fucking stupid (I can never get over how he said Broccoli and other vegetables cause kidney stones)

 

[lindsayfan]

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"haha you took the clot shot, you're so stupid about your own health and now you'll have to live with the consquences of making bad health decisions. whoops hold on, dogs are gnawing my drooping purple corpse arm again-- ah shit i think the little one's got one of the fingernails off it -- yeah it does, it's choking! TAMMY! TAMMY COME HEIMLICH THE DOG!"

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I think if you're having a hard time cooking grilled cheese, you're probably at a point where you should politely ask a family member to cook one for you.

Ideally this is because you are a small child and will gain more cooking skills later, but sometimes you have a Jack situation. Still, it'd be easier to clean up if Tammy just cooks it for him; I'm assuming she has to clean all the As Seen On TV gadgets already.

@rubytintedchix total
SCalfanimale VICTORY.


YEW CANT EVEN GRILL A CHEZE SANGWICH!

 

[rubytintedchix]

Eh. My problem is I usually get distracted and the bottom burns while the middle remains unmelted. If I’m focused entirely on the sandwich and nothing else, I’m usually fine. I don’t eat grilled cheese all that often so it’s a non issue for me.

He really put 6 fucking pieces of cheese on that fucking sandwich though.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Eh. My problem is I usually get distracted and the bottom burns while the middle remains unmelted. If I’m focused entirely on the sandwich and nothing else, I’m usually fine. I don’t eat grilled cheese all that often so it’s a non issue for me.

He really put 6 fucking pieces of cheese on that fucking sandwich though.

A grill cheese only requires two. And American cheese is the cheese best suited for a grill cheese due to its melting properties. The grill cheese plays second fiddle to the tomato soup so make sure your tomato soup recipe is on point.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Tiresome]

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A broken clock is right twice a day. But given his entire life, Jack Scalfani alone I think effortlessly tips the debate a little toward the vaccine side.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

A broken clock is right twice a day. But given his entire life, Jack Scalfani alone I think effortlessly tips the debate a little toward the vaccine side.

Not to mention him using drinks as a comparison backfires given all the poisonous shit Jack puts in his own body that has given him strokes or all the raw chicken he eats.

 

[AnOminous]

Not to mention him using drinks as a comparison backfires given all the poisonous shit Jack puts in his own body that has given him strokes or all the raw chicken he eats.

"Here, eat this." "What's in it?" "Cheese and salmonella." "Fuck off, Jack."

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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This Q-tard bullshit with vaccines is exactly the reason why we have so many variants of COVID. These people, in their fear of the government, actually created the system whereby COVID is now here to stay.

And let's not forget Jagoff was one of the guys that said it was going to disappear after Biden took office.

Personally, I butter the skillet and put in the bread by itself and toast it on one side while the skillet comes up to temperature. Then I put the cheese inside with the toasted sides on the inside, and finish by toasting on both sides. That way the cheese starts melting immediately and the bread is crispy and toasted on both sides.

This guy gets it.

A grill cheese only requires two. And American cheese is the cheese best suited for a grill cheese due to its melting properties. The grill cheese plays second fiddle to the tomato soup so make sure your tomato soup recipe is on point.

Or when you make a super grilled cheese burger. Make two grilled cheese sandwiches and use those as the buns for your burger. Very filling and I don't recommend eating them too often.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Grilled cheese is solid and stupid easy to cook but I am sure that Jack fucked it up

 

[Doctor of Autism]

This Q-tard bullshit with vaccines is exactly the reason why we have so many variants of COVID. These people, in their fear of the government, actually created the system whereby COVID is now here to stay.

And let's not forget Jagoff was one of the guys that said it was going to disappear after Biden took office.

Jack is wrong about almost anything. The fact he acts like a fat toddler makes it more hilarious to watch him try to be smart.

Grilled cheese is solid and stupid easy to cook but I am sure that Jack fucked it up

Well the Grilled Cheese looked fine in the video, but that's more of the product than Jack's doing. The worst he did was shove six slices of cheese in one sandwich

He also made this

Even then he put like 4 sandwiches with 4 pieces of cheese each.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack the fag is crying about fake meat multiple times a day now. His food insecurity has been triggered to the maximum degree. I really got a kick out of this one:

1. This fat fuck is the last one who should be worried about manboobs. He has had them for like 40 years now without eating soy
2. "Can't eat out anymore" he says as he is probably being driven to another local restaurant to gorge himself by his wife.

 

[make_it_so]

Jack the fag is crying about fake meat multiple times a day now. His food insecurity has been triggered to the maximum degree. I really got a kick out of this one:

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1. This fat fuck is the last one who should be worried about manboobs. He has had them for like 40 years now without eating soy
2. "Can't eat out anymore" he says as he is probably being driven to another local restaurant to gorge himself by his wife.

For God's sake Jack, at least wait until the VC-Oligarchs' disgusting lab grown goyslop is actually out on store shelves before bitching about it.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Or when you make a super grilled cheese burger. Make two grilled cheese sandwiches and use those as the buns for your burger. Very filling and I don't recommend eating them too often.

Heh. Speaking of something you don't want to eat too often. This weekend I made HALF a fools gold loaf. It was breathtaking but could only eat about 1/4 of the thing too rich.

Fool's gold loaf

 

[MarineN*4235431]

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well we know is getting stuffed with fat at least lol