Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Markorian]

It's sort of like everyone trying to be the next Clyde Cash except they're dipshit pedophile felons.

Watch OnA screencap this out of context and have a 6 page thread bitching about it as if you're talking about them and not torswats.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy has been crying all day about Elon renaming twitter. Lots of cunty replies to people giving him good advice, here's one example:

 

[grapeshark77]

I still don't understand why these episodes exist - even the bonus shows this podcast does are related to the premise of "masterminds behind some of the most notorious scams and cons". We know Pat's a liar but obviously that's not why he's on the show. He's got some PR muscle behind him, I wonder if someone got paid to play.

Pat got attention so now he's breaking the writer's strike again. Please enjoy the spelling error.

 

[Meat Target]

Lmao I don't even attack the site or really care. If they want to jerk off with some one-sided grudge, I don't care.

Watch OnA screencap this out of context and have a 6 page thread bitching about it as if you're talking about them and not torswats.

They need to realize that the board-war bit is contrived, sucks ass, and isn't funny. They're wasting their comedic talent.

I'm not trying to be a ballwasher when I say the Pests are some of the funniest guys on the internet. We wouldn't have patposting without them. But it's disappointing that they're still being assblasted fags about that one time Null told them to take the trolling elsewhere.

 

[AnOminous]

Pat got attention so now he's breaking the writer's strike again. Please enjoy the spelling error.

They're called "synopses." Illiterate fat faggot with illiterate fat bitch tits. If you went less pedantic (but you shouldn't with a word like "synopsis") you could probably just use the English rule and say "synopsises" although it is ugly as shit. WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS FAT FAGGOT GET A Z FROM?

 

[internet friend]

They're called "synopses." Illiterate fat faggot with illiterate fat bitch tits. If you went less pedantic (but you shouldn't with a word like "synopsis") you could probably just use the English rule and say "synopsises" although it is ugly as shit. WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS FAT FAGGOT GET A Z FROM?

If you look closely you can see what was in his mind when he wrote:

SynopSIZEs

His immense girth was clearly preoccupied on how his grotesque size is not fat my any medical definition, child.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Please enjoy the spelling error.

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No, child. Synopsizes is not misspelt by any dictionary definition.
You have been warned many times to cease correcting my spelling.
Continuing to do so constitutes felony lexical harassment.
Never corect my spelling again, atalker
Enjoy Prizon

 

[AnOminous]

His immense girth was clearly preoccupied on how his grotesque size is not fat my any medical definition, child.

"Synopsizes" could also be a present tense verb form. It could never be a plural noun though.

 

[An automatic clown]

I still don't understand why these episodes exist - even the bonus shows this podcast does are related to the premise of "masterminds behind some of the most notorious scams and cons". We know Pat's a liar but obviously that's not why he's on the show. He's got some PR muscle behind him, I wonder if someone got paid to play.

Pat got attention so now he's breaking the writer's strike again. Please enjoy the spelling error.

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Published author everyone

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Why in the world would Ade sell PCJ's wedding ring for $5? It was worth way more than that just looking at it. Is she too stupid to take stuff that may have value to a pawn shop for a somewhat fair offer?

 

[AnOminous]

Why in the world would Ade sell PCJ's wedding ring for $5? It was worth way more than that just looking at it. Is she too stupid to take stuff that may have value to a pawn shop for a somewhat fair offer?

Possibly, she is a horrible person.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Three years in the cold cold urn. RIP Bernell Trammell.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Why in the world would Ade sell PCJ's wedding ring for $5? It was worth way more than that just looking at it. Is she too stupid to take stuff that may have value to a pawn shop for a somewhat fair offer?

Possibly she is a really good person and wanted to help a struggling local couple afford tying the knot.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Possibly she is a really good person and wanted to help a struggling local couple afford tying the knot.

I think that is giving her way too much credit.

 

[Octopi]

Just transcribing the relevant Part 3 bit, since it is literally coming from the horse's mouth that they owe $40K. I imagine he will continue to reply that he owes $0, child, though.

Patrick: ... stuck us with a forty thousand dollar bill, so now we're paying - we have a subscription fee for being stalked by these people now.
Nikki: Yeah, 'cause now we had to amortize the debt under Chapter 128 in Wisconsin, and we'll have to pay a monthly stipend to them... to be stalked.
Host: Where are these payments going to, if you don't even know the identity of --
Nikki: They go to him, but they go through his lawyer.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

I think that is giving her way too much credit.

I can't imagine anybody doesn't know about ebay or letgo or pawn shops or wish or craigslist or.....
And even if they didn't, they have to know the relative value of jewelry. Has she never bought any in her life, or been to a store?

Like yeah, she could be retarded as shit... but doesn't she also have a husband and kids who might say something?
Just seems too unlikely to be a mistake or the result of ignorance.

Maybe she's well-off for money though, and it was a sort of personal thing. "That low-value scum shit, I don't even want money from the sale of his memories to be a part of my life. I'll sell it for $5 just to get rid of it."
I could believe that. Patrick is really repulsive and a horrible person. I would want to 'throw him away' too, if he were a part of my life.

 

[Incel Death Note]

>this group is, they call themselves the Opie and Anthony fan club or, you know.. O and A website is their forums

Forums what are they greek ffffffff go ahead boy lover you got the floor it's sticky with cum

 

[An automatic clown]

Just transcribing the relevant Part 3 bit, since it is literally coming from the horse's mouth that they owe $40K. I imagine he will continue to reply that he owes $0, child, though.

Patrick: ... stuck us with a forty thousand dollar bill, so now we're paying - we have a subscription fee for being stalked by these people now.
Nikki: Yeah, 'cause now we had to amortize the debt under Chapter 128 in Wisconsin, and we'll have to pay a monthly stipend to them... to be stalked.
Host: Where are these payments going to, if you don't even know the identity of --
Nikki: They go to him, but they go through his lawyer.

So now that's, what, three times he's admitted he owes money ? The two news stories and now this. Plus the actual court documents. How the fawk can he still reply "$0, stalker" when people bring it up on Twitter or a redditor texts him ??? I think when he says "those are your delusions" he's projecting.

 

[Meat Target]

So now that's, what, three times he's admitted he owes money ? The two news stories and now this. Plus the actual court documents. How the fawk can he still reply "$0, stalker" when people bring it up on Twitter or a redditor texts him ??? I think when he says "those are your delusions" he's projecting.

It's textbook compulsive lying. He's a barrel-chested Trained Knife Fighter when standing up to the aTalkers, but a poor, put-upon SwaaTtttting victim to the press and his Twitter ballwashers.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

3 minutes in and Pat plays a new "threat" that sounds exactly like him. Again.
It's amazing how this man's lies and fatness knows no bounds.

I just listened to all three parts, and yeah, Rick's constructing a media narrative that parrots the poor writing notable in his work. The buddy that narrates it seems decent and should well receive corrections if delivered. SpaceEdge needs to rise from his grave.