𝕏 / Twitter / X, the Social Media Platform Formerly Known as Twitter / "MUSK OWNS TWITTER"

[Mothra1988]

Total Twigger Death

 

[D_Tractor]

looks like x.com was a personal website for 2 different programmers starting in 1996 and changed hands at least once before the payment company x.com got the domain.

https://web.archive.org/web/20230000000000*/x.com

 

[AnOminous]

It's either a sign that more change will come. Personally, I could see Twitter taking on YouTube and Instagram, in fact, with Twitter now paying content creators I'm fairly certain we'll see a hybridization of all of the legacy social media.

Twitter? What's that? There is no Twitter, only Xuul.

 

[X Prime]

I suddenly feel a lot more globally relevant for some reason.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I'm honestly just curious what we're supposed to call tweets now. Twitter had strong branding surrounding tweets and the bird. To eliminate that is an immensely bold move.

Most people I know still don't like self-checkout registers but are perfectly fine using self-serve gas pumps and using ATMs. It takes a lot to get rid of old habits for retards.

 

[D_Tractor]

Kill Twitter. Behead Twitter. Roundhouse kick Twitter into the concrete. Slam dunk a Twitter baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Twitter. Defecate in Twitter food. Launch Twitter into the sun. Stir fry Twitter in a wok. Toss Twitter into active volcanoes. Urinate into Twitter gas tank. Judo throw Twitter into a wood chipper. Twist Twitter heads off. Report Twitter to the IRS. Karate chop Twitter in half. Curb stomp pregnant blue Twitter. Trap Twitter in quicksand. Crush Twitter in the trash compactor. Liquefy Twitter in a vat of acid. Eat Twitter. Dissect Twitter. Exterminate Twitter in the gas chamber. Stomp Twitter skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Twitter in the oven. Lobotomize Twitter. Mandatory abortions for Twitter. Grind Twitter fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Twitter in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Twitter with a ray gun. Kick old Twitter down the stairs. Feed Twitter to alligators. Slice Twitter with a katana.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Back in 2022 he discussed that he was doing this with twitter to accelerate his own brand since he felt piggybacking it off twitter this way would help him.

Article (Archive)

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Well, Musk got what he wanted, he got all the historical data to feed his neurolink and Ai abominations. Now he is just fucking with twitter for shits and giggles.

 

[Mothra1988]

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I'm honestly just curious what we're supposed to call tweets now. Twitter had strong branding surrounding tweets and the bird. To eliminate that is an immensely bold move.

Most people I know still don't like self-checkout registers but are perfectly fine using self-serve gas pumps and using ATMs. It takes a lot to get rid of old habits for retards.

Tweets will now be called xeets. Twiggers will now be xiggers.

 

[X Prime]

Back in 2022 he discussed that he was doing this with twitter to accelerate his own brand since he felt piggybacking it off twitter this way would help him.

Article (Archive)

Alternative explanation:

 

[Tiresome]

Whoever laid money on Musk going Nation of Islam is going to be a very rich person now.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

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I'm honestly just curious what we're supposed to call tweets now. Twitter had strong branding surrounding tweets and the bird. To eliminate that is an immensely bold move.

Most people I know still don't like self-checkout registers but are perfectly fine using self-serve gas pumps and using ATMs. It takes a lot to get rid of old habits for retards.

x gon give it to ya
give it
giveit
gweets

 

[FarmVille]

Renaming your company to a single letter would require an almost delusional level of confidence and sounds like something that would be brought up in a business meeting where everyone involved was on cocaine

Buying Twitter would require an almost delusional level of confidence and sounds like something that would be brought up in a business meeting where everyone involved was on cocaine

Well, Musk got what he wanted, he got all the historical data to feed his neurolink and Ai abominations. Now he is just fucking with twitter for shits and giggles.

Except he could have gotten that for free like any of the other AI companies who have already scraped the internet.

I bet he thinks he's going to combine Twitter and payment processing into one app or some such stupid shit. I guess no need for gofundme to raise money for tit chops and stink ditches, it can all be done on X

 

[Computer Guardian]

Within 24hour twitter dies
Congrats all watching the end of twitter.

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I think he was watching too much Foodfight when he came up with the name

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

I bet he thinks he's going to combine Twitter and payment processing into one app or some such stupid shit. I guess no need for gofundme to raise money for tit chops and stink ditches, it can all be done on X

Then you can X off your dick and call yourself an eX-man! The marketing slogans practically write themselves!

I think he was watching too much Foodfight when he came up with the name

'Brand X' is an old hollywood trope/joke about making a generic, fictional brand name to feature in your work, even they'd tell you that you're not actually supposed to use it as a product name!

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

he could have gotten that for free like any of the other AI companies who have already scraped the internet.

One thing is to scrape some public tweets but he has all of the niggercattle user data from the first day twitter existed. All their movements, all their likes and dislikes, all their private conversations, all their saved content, their impressions, etc. Theres a lot more that must be going on backstage.

I bet he thinks he's going to combine Twitter and payment processing into one app or some such stupid shit.

Probably true too. Threads is even more censored and a safe space than old twitter was so a lot of the trannies, snowflakes and whoever is scared of "toxicity" is going there now.

 

[D_Tractor]

 

[Mikoyan]

I bet he thinks he's going to combine Twitter and payment processing into one app or some such stupid shit.

He's said that he wants X to be 'the mega app' that does literally everything. It is a strange concept.

 

[MooseGump]

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I'm honestly just curious what we're supposed to call tweets now. Twitter had strong branding surrounding tweets and the bird. To eliminate that is an immensely bold move.

Most people I know still don't like self-checkout registers but are perfectly fine using self-serve gas pumps and using ATMs. It takes a lot to get rid of old habits for retards.

That's our answer I suppose, just X's
Can't wait to look up videos on X, calling it xvideos

 

[AnOminous]

He's said that he wants X to be 'the mega app' that does literally everything. It is a strange concept.

Sounds super gay. Unless it sends me to Mars or something.