Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Bitch had food stamps and wouldnt share with Kacey's fam after keeping a roof over her fat ass.

Wow's pretty shitty. I gather it was a situation where Kristal wanted some junk food and Amber won't used the EBT to get it even tho they were "girlfriends."

That's real junkie mentality.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Regarding The Farms, I don't know. That would mean that she would have to stop obsessively spying on everyone who talks about her on the clear net in order to figure out Tor

She doesn’t need Tor anymore (and hasn’t for about 2 weeks). I found KF on sneed.today by googling Kiwi Farms and Amberlynn Reid. That took me to a reddit page with a direct link to ambers thread. Finally found my way home from there. If Amber was looking for herself on the farms, I’d expect those would be the search terms she’d use. Many of the reaction channels are mentioning in passing, or in their livestream chats that the farms is back on the clear net, so it’s just a matter of time before most previous users find their way back.

 

[blubberlubber]

Did anyone else notice she said she didn’t get to go to grocery stores when she was 17? She was 420 lbs at that age and it seemed like she was insinuating she was starved or somthing.

This is the same chick (boiler hen variety) who ordered a foam cup of soda from somewhere because.. she's a lazy fatass. It's also why she didn't go see Barbie movie. No one is stopping her, she's just a lazy fuck who puts her gunt first and rational decision making second. In her latest video she ate three icy-pops just because she wanted to taste all of them.


Oh yeah Amber. I'm sure you'll have a new love of your life in your DMs in no time..

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

My favorite foster care comments from her. "I had to steal food from other kids" bitch has never known hunger in her life besides the emotional sort. which she could have figured out in therapy while prepping for wright loss surgery- oh waaait.

I have two, first one is her crying because she had to drink skim milk and the other kids got whole milk. Of course those kids weren't 400 pound pigs at 10 years old, and the second is her stealing the girl scout snacks she was suppose to sell, and would pretend to take a shower, so she could eat her stolen snacks without interruption. She would even go to the trouble and run the shower to make it appear like she was really showering. Probably one of the reasons she makes a big deal about supposedly showering now. That and because her fat ass is too fat to actually shower. I bet she still runs the water so her slave thinks she really is showering too.

 

[Salvador Dali]

cook with me, making mistakes, & what is wrong with my lung? | vlog

Spoiler: July 23, 2023 Archive

 

[Xenomorph]

cook with me, making mistakes, & what is wrong with my lung? | vlog

Spoiler: July 23, 2023 Archive

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PUTTIN THEM ARMZ ON DISPLAY

do you see what I seeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[TardiX]

C'monnnn feeder Mike dontcha wanna be on YT?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

This is the same chick (boiler hen variety) who ordered a foam cup of soda from somewhere because.. she's a lazy fatass. It's also why she didn't go see Barbie movie. No one is stopping her, she's just a lazy fuck who puts her gunt first and rational decision making second. In her latest video she ate three icy-pops just because she wanted to taste all of them.

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Oh yeah Amber. I'm sure you'll have a new love of your life in your DMs in no time..

Wash your greasy ass dirty hair. Disgusting woman.

 

[I call shenanigans]

…she's a lazy fatass. It's also why she didn't go see Barbie movie. No one is stopping her, she's just a lazy fuck who puts her gunt first and rational decision making second.

There are many reasons she didn’t go to the Barbie movie. For starters, her driver/caretaker Jade is long gone. Even if she could get Jade to drive her, the Barbie movie doesn’t strike me as man-voice Jade’s butch style. Once outside the cinema she’d also have to have the capacity to waddle to the correct theatre, stand in lines, and then waddle down to her allotted seating. Then there is the issue of her having to go out to a crowded cinema in the first place, where she can’t hide. She’d also need to pre-book gold seating to be able to fit in the seats, which I imagine would be in short supply in the early release days.

I very much doubt she could manage a cinema anymore unless she was in a bariatric wheelchair, and that means making a real spectacle of yourself if there are steps that staff need to use the special wheelchair stair machines to get you up and down. She definitely couldn’t do it on her own, and has no friends or family to help her. All she has is a pissed off ex-girlfriend who probably can’t wait for her replacement to arrive.

 

[Haesindang Park]

cook with me, making mistakes, & what is wrong with my lung? | vlog

Spoiler: July 23, 2023 Archive

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Haven't been here for a while and holy shit her upper arms are bigger than pigeons! She's getting to the point where whole ass animals are being used as units of measurements for her limbs!

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

All this Barbie movie sperging just makes me want to point out that if she was truly wishing to see it, you can stream it on piratebay right now.

I'd rather stream motherfuckin' Trancers personally, but still. Point stands.

 

[Jabberwokky]

Haven't been here for a while and holy shit her upper arms are bigger than pigeons! She's getting to the point where whole ass animals are being used as units of measurements for her limbs!

We’re way past pigeons, those things are like fat groundhogs or a whole smoked ham!

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Colored sugar water tastes good. Who would have thought.
Quitting weight watchers. I'm sure we're all absolutely shocked about that.
"I did that" says the retard about fake laygo. She really does keep her bar set as low as possible.

Self-pity talk. Blah blah. Tree trunk laygs, huge arms, etc.

But she films full body shots and speeds up her waddling to get her food because... funny.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Just a correction to a previous post: Gorlworld Ireland looked at the WW app and the screen didn't say Jul 17 23. It said July 17-23 which meant that the screen was for the entire week, not specifically the 17th. (My internet connection is bad - and even worse on tor - so I couldn't see exactly what the phone screen said). This might not be an incidence of time travel - though I'm sure all of the other things found are legit. I just want to correct my fuckups because she does enough stupid shit on her own that things which end up being false don't need to be added to that list.

She doesn’t need Tor anymore (and hasn’t for about 2 weeks). I found KF on sneed.today by googling Kiwi Farms and Amberlynn Reid. That took me to a reddit page with a direct link to ambers thread. Finally found my way home from there. If Amber was looking for herself on the farms, I’d expect those would be the search terms she’d use. Many of the reaction channels are mentioning in passing, or in their livestream chats that the farms is back on the clear net, so it’s just a matter of time before most previous users find their way back.

Well, damn. Good work Joshy. That would explain Amber going on about people using random point calculators on the internet to guess her weight during yesterday's video. She showed her app and I think she said she entered 531.2lbs (I couldn't make the number on the screen). Not that showing the number 531.2 actually matters - Amber has admitted to entering an untrue number before in order to manipulate the points. With no actual human from WW watching over what she does, Amber has no consequence from manipulating the settings to get whatever point count she wants, so it isn't relevant. It would also confirm why we got the Wasabi clip a couple of videos ago.

There are many reasons she didn’t go to the Barbie movie. For starters, her driver/caretaker Jade is long gone. Even if she could get Jade to drive her, the Barbie movie doesn’t strike me as man-voice Jade’s butch style. Once outside the cinema she’d also have to have the capacity to waddle to the correct theatre, stand in lines, and then waddle down to her allotted seating. Then there is the issue of her having to go out to a crowded cinema in the first place, where she can’t hide. She’d also need to pre-book gold seating to be able to fit in the seats, which I imagine would be in short supply in the early release days.

I very much doubt she could manage a cinema anymore unless she was in a bariatric wheelchair, and that means making a real spectacle of yourself if there are steps that staff need to use the special wheelchair stair machines to get you up and down. She definitely couldn’t do it on her own, and has no friends or family to help her. All she has is a pissed off ex-girlfriend who probably can’t wait for her replacement to arrive.

I guess when Amber was rambling about that, she forgot about that long sob story she gave us earlier about how both her and Folgers don't go to theatres because they both have a crippling phobia about a mass shooter going into the theatre. Though now that it's been mentioned here, I'm sure she'll address that in the next vlog or so.

Haven't been here for a while and holy shit her upper arms are bigger than pigeons! She's getting to the point where whole ass animals are being used as units of measurements for her limbs!

Forget pigeons, I think we can start using BOWLING BALLS for comparison (the ones for 10pin, not 5pin). Her arms probably exceed the 16lb weight limit of 10pin bowling balls, too.

(I borrowed Bottle's edit of Amber)

 

[Haesindang Park]

Forget pigeons, I think we can start using BOWLING BALLS for comparison (the ones for 10pin, not 5pin). Her arms probably exceed the 16lb weight limit of 10pin bowling balls, too.

We're now using bowling balls as units of measurements. Congrats! At that point, we can compare her fingers to Nathan's Famous hot dogs!

(Sorry New Yorkers for ruining a staple of yours.)

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I do not think that jade liked her cooking. None of her girlfriends ever eaten whatever Amber cooked.

I wonder if Jade has gone to NYC. Someone on Discord mentioned that the car is still there but she is clearly gone in Amber's video. The empty fridge was a clue. I think that she moved in another flat in the complex. She took her food from the refrigerator and moved it to hers, and the car stays where it is. The flat is much nicer than anything she could afford in NYC. She might even walk the dog and offer Amber to go to her appointments.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I think she is either in the complex in a smaller place or nearby as Lexington is not too expensive and she can get by temporarily. I did think she would leave the car so Amber does not have anything over her.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Of course she’s eating Chicken in a Biskit crackers.

I’m watching Gorlworld Ireland’s reaction, and he’s wondering WTH they are. Dude, you don’t want to know.

But with quality ingredients like white flour, oil, salt, MSG, and dehydrated cooked chicken, how could Amber resist?

The first time I ever saw chicken in a biscuit crackers was when I had a very white trash shipmate living in the room across from me in the barracks. She loved ‘em. I then noticed those crackers all around base (Pensacola, FL…. White trash capital of the world.. Sorry Jersh). I started associating those crackers with PWT (poor white trash). All these years later, I see my hypothesis was sound.

 

[beautiful person]

I do not think that jade liked her cooking. None of her girlfriends ever eaten whatever Amber cooked.

I don't think Amber even likes her own cooking. She can show herself wolfing down two whole fast food meals, but not show herself take a single bite from the teacup of her own "concoction" and instead shows herself stuffing the vast majority of what she made into a leftover container probably to never be touched again. Always trust a fat chef? Ha!

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

What is she even on about, saying "I felt good when I ate cottage cheese and vegetables and fruit! Should I quit WW???

For crying out fat, Amdurrr, ALL food is allowed on WW. You eat whatever you want. You just cannot eat boatloads of it. BUT fruits and vegetables are free foods, as is chicken and plain greek yogurt...UNLIMITED. JUST LIKE YOUR EATING HABITS. ALL YOU CARE TO EAT. Not sure about cottage cheese, but dammit Amber, you are so obtuse.

So, if you blow your points on Little Debbies, you can still eat later...all the fruits and veggies etc, etc, that you want.

I never wanted to slap a bitch so much.