Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[toilet_rainbow]

It's either a fungus or a Beetus thing. If it's the latter, those can turn gangrenous quickly.

Speaking of beetus, Joh was recently in a total retard war over this very issue



I can't find the context for this, so it's either from a private post or a deleted one.

 

[ZB927]

Speaking of beetus, Joh was recently in a total retard war over this very issue

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I can't find the context for this, so it's either from a private post or a deleted one.

Lol! He called his wife for backup.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

It's either a fungus or a Beetus thing. If it's the latter, those can turn gangrenous quickly.

Definitely looks like beetus toes. I’m willing to bet that his heels are cracked too.

 

[Angry New Ager]

How do you even get a toe as dirty as this one? I've seen a lot of nauseating stuff on this website, like hatchet wounds, flesh tubes, Pissa, etc, but his toe really is something else.
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Zooming in on his toes, the image is potato quality, so I can only guess. But that big toenail looks like it's got a fungal infection, which is common in diabetics. The toenail gets thick, opaque, and whitish/yellow, and the upper surface gets bumpy and irregular—sometimes over the whole nail, sometimes in thicker and thinner "growth rings," and that looks like what's going on here.

His smaller toenails appear to be recently, and properly, cut, so he may be just smart enough to know he needs to take care of his feet. If not, cooks and orher people who are on their feet all day at work tend to be a lot fussier about keeping their toenails clipped, because one that's just a little too long can drive you crazy during a long shift.

He's got some dirt around the cuticles of the big toe because he's outside, in flip-flops. But the black arc across the forward part (and the finer line further back) is probably bruising in the nailbed, visible through thinner parts of the nail itself. That bruising is also common in diabetics.

tl;dr: It's the beetus.

Speaking of beetus, Joh was recently in a total retard war over this very issue

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I can't find the context for this, so it's either from a private post or a deleted one.

He's a retard, but for once he's in the right and the person scolding him is the even bigger retard. However, we know he's still consuming far too many carbs, especially if he's getting all of his diabetic dietary info from his stupid wife—she who once said that he needed 75g of carbs per meal, when it should have been per day.

 

[Muskcarpone]

Say what you want about Pissa and Joh, but they really brought a community of like minded people from all over the world together who enjoy zooming in on the toe of a demented hillbilly and exchange insights on diabetus and fungal growth.

I love you all and would like to express my gratitude to our favourite work-shy rednecks for bringing us all together.

 

[General Disarray]

Maybe she should kick out Joh and send out her yeast as a bread winner.

>yeast
>bread winner

Oh no. Oh please God no. If there's a cow (other than Steph "Crimson Claw" Cianfriglia) that would fuck with using body yeast to bake bread, it'd be Polissa.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

>yeast
>bread winner

Oh no. Oh please God no. If there's a cow (other than Steph "Crimson Claw" Cianfriglia) that would fuck with using body yeast to bake bread, it'd be Polissa.

Don’t be a tard. Polissa isn’t about to start baking bread. This is a woman who can’t dice and cook potatoes; we are all completely safe from terrifying polissa-yeast-culture bread.

 

[Muskcarpone]

Pissa would never cook or bake. Now, Joh, on the other hand...

 

[toilet_rainbow]

He's a retard, but for once he's in the right and the person scolding him is the even bigger retard. However, we know he's still consuming far too many carbs, especially if he's getting all of his diabetic dietary info from his stupid wife—she who once said that he needed 75g of carbs per meal, when it should have been per day.

As they say, a broken clock is right twice a day. Even if he's right, however, you're right that his own diet is total dogshit. Even the meat he eats is all barbecued (likely sauced and definitely heavily seasoned) meats like ribs or fried shit a la Slim Chickens sandwiches.

I would love to see what triggered that conversation, but I think it's a private Polissa post.

Both have been quiet for a day now, which is slightly strange for them at this time of the month. However, I did find a week old update of poor Lurch, complete with picture.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Any updates on Gomez or Dobby?

 

[vomitusdeux]

I bet the 20 yr old yeast infection has spread. Maybe she'll get that antifungal resistant candida and die the next time she munches unnecessary surgery like her hysterectomy.

Do you think if I ask very very nicely she'll let me make bread and beer with her yeasty bounty? I could sell it to whoever has a yeast infection fetish for big money.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Let's see the bottoms of those feet and in between the toes. I bet there are some epic diabetic wounds.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Any updates on Gomez or Dobby?

All I know is that Joh has implied that they are still alive and at La Casa.

Polissa posted a sample of her singing voice, albeit autotuned to hell. Guess Polissa likes "Creep" by Radiohead

 

[Bob Abooey]

At my place of work I saw a woman with a Beach Cat brand shirt. It reminded me of this thread and I thought, "Perhaps the Universe is telling me my favorite thread has an update." Well imagine my delight when I saw this thread had an an update and quite a doozy of an update at that!

Props to all the Farmers for keeping this thread alive and well!

 

[CaseyTatumm]

I suppose as long as no posts have been made that they’ve passed or are in dire need of vet that’s a good sign since Polly loves a reason to grift. I have a sneaking suspicion they are probably not looking great though and that’s why we aren’t seeing those two

 

[Broken Pussy]

All I know is that Joh has implied that they are still alive and at La Casa.

Polissa posted a sample of her singing voice, albeit autotuned to hell. Guess Polissa likes "Creep" by Radiohead


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To the surprise of no one, Polissa can’t sing. AT ALL.

 

[Breadbear]

All I know is that Joh has implied that they are still alive and at La Casa.

Polissa posted a sample of her singing voice, albeit autotuned to hell. Guess Polissa likes "Creep" by Radiohead


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Of course she likes the single worst goddamn Radiohead song.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

In light of the fact that Pissa has deleted her 'Plan B' pintrest board (which featured a single picture of a pool that she was planning on building for whatever abode she dreams of), I decided to snag her pinterest boards. This is current as of 0310 EDT, 28JUL23.

Spoiler: The house she dreams of building lol

Please tell me if you want any of these archived, and I'll see about snagging them:

Spoiler: All the boards she has up

Spoiler: And then there's uncategorized shit

 

[stupid frog]

10 year wedding and 40 might be interesting?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Both were relatively small. Fetched as requested.

Spoiler: 10 year wedding pintrest board

Spoiler: 40 pintrest board