Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[John Mass Effect]

proof of income

Fake marriage to a Canadian whale and his dubious perfume scam won't qualify for this one.

 

[Billie Ross]

I know GUNT is indestructible but part of me wonders how Salad will explain the 400lbs, Canadian tourist, dead body in the apartment in his name, to the police??
Or if she passes out when they're outside?
How will he get at least another 4 men to carry her somewhere??
She won't fit in the back of the SUV.
Will he just leave her there and keep walking?
Will he do a Gilbert Grape and burn the apartment with her inside?
So many questions.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Honestly as long as he has a valid Syrian passport, proof of income and decent savings in his bank account it's reasonably possible for him to get a US visa applying at the US Embassy in Kuwait

No. They have to keep everything legal and official looking, the USA can’t say no Syrians allowed, but Salad would never be granted a USA visa simply because he qualifies for asylum. It’s a Catch-22.

If the USA granted visas to Syrians every plane leaving the Middle East would be fully booked for months with Syrians coming here. The minute they stepped off the plane they would request asylum and most Syrians qualify for asylum status, therefore entry into the country is de facto refugee immigration.

The chances of Salad’s passport being valid are slim to none. They don’t renew the passports of conscription age men, if they could get it renewed it takes connections and thousands of dollars. He would have faced this problem the minute he turned 18. Even regular Syrians, women & non-conscript age men, struggle to renew passports and need bribe money. The Syrians govt usually require Syrians to return to Syria to renew their passport, which is far too dangerous. If they return they don’t let them leave again or imprison them. With the right connections and cash money, non-conscription age men and women, can sometimes renew their passport in countries that still have functional Syrian embassies but it’s a difficult and fraught process.

Even with a valid passport Syrians are always denied visas, unless they have citizen family members in the country that could sponsor them. It’s why the forums for Syrians are filled with discussions about the pros/cons of the few no-visa countries available to them. Every country knows the minute a Syrian can get to another country they will seek asylum / ask for refugees status - and they do qualify to receive it in most western nations. It’s why they’ve had to restrict the travel because if it’s allowed it results in nothing but qualified refugee/asylum seekers entering.

No shade on Syrians for this. Anyone in their shoes would and should do the same. Syria under Assad is a dangerous, repressive hellhole and almost anywhere else is safer/better. But Turkey now has 3.7 million Syrians because they allowed entry into the country. Other countries realize the same flood of Syrians will occur if they are granted entry visas.

Denying visas is the red tape way to ensure Syrain refugees don’t flood in a non-border countries. Europe faced huge problems with all the Syrian refugee flood once the people found ways to get out of the Middle East. The border countries around Syria have very strict policies that sort of keep them contained within a buffer zone, but if that’s breached you have what happened in Europe about ten years ago. Most Syrians, outside of Syria in countries like Turkey, Kuwait, UAE etc.. are on long wait lists applying for a refugee status to other nations but the the spots available are minuscule compared to the demand.

The fact that Chantal could help Salad obtain Canadian residency is almost priceless to him and she revels in the leverage this gives her. It’s sick shit tbh.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

The last live was gold.
She's like a 400lbs, 90 years old grandma.
GUNT is dying.
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Late af but is this the reddest we've ever seen her? It could be the light, but this is the first set I can recall where she's literally beet-colored.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Late af but is this the reddest we've ever seen her? It could be the light, but this is the first set I can recall where she's literally beet-colored.

No doubt does she have hypertension. People with hypertension tend to develop redness on the face, especially if they're obese. Facial redness, or rosacea, can also be a sign of skin disorders or sunburn, which is also likely of Chantal. It would be very optimistic to even think Chantal uses skin care products, especially for her face. For some reason, it seems that narcs don't use skin care products. By that, I mean actual skin care products not makeup.

 

[ImJustJokingGuys]

The chances of Salad’s passport being valid are slim to none

Alaa has spoken on Salah's inability to travel before. I don't have an exact timestamp but Alaa has described Salah as being "blacklisted" from travelling.

What are the chances of Salah doing a Q&A after the gunt leaves? He wants those youtube bucks, he wants the popularity, just write everything down and drip feed it during streaming fucking mobile games

Unless he confirms that he brought at least one woman back to the fart box and made Chalal listen it won't be an entertaining Q&A.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The fact that Chantal could help Salad obtain Canadian residency is almost priceless to him and she revels in the leverage this gives her. It’s sick shit tbh.

This is the only reason that I can think of for him to be with her. She is not attractive, pleasant, his family hates her, she is gross while eating, and so on. If she ever gets him to Canada, he will disapear before he can see Canadian snow. I bet she knows it, this is why she is stringing him along.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Alaa has spoken on Salah's inability to travel before. I don't have an exact timestamp but Alaa has described Salah as being "blacklisted" from travelling.

Unless he confirms that he brought at least one woman back to the fart box and made Chalal listen it won't be an entertaining Q&A.

His passport isn’t valid and he’s a Syrian citizen, blacklisted is an apt description. He is basically stateless.

It’s not unlike what German Jews dealt with in the late 1930’s in many respects. The reason many Jews (the ones with money/resources) couldn’t flee Germany was because no country would grant them a visa, the few that did get their hands on visas ended up far flung places like Shanghai.

I know we joke about Salad hoping to get to Canada but his motivation is totally understandable and valid. Chantal using a stateless citizen’s dire need to immigrate in order to puppeteer a boyfriend is the type of sick and cruel shit only an insecure, evil narcissist would do.

Make no mistake, she loves the power and leverage this gives her over Salad. His only option is to smile, play along, get her more food and bide his time, otherwise he’s stuck as a second class citizen in Kuwait hoping Assad’s regime is toppled. Chantal otoh is just trying to avoid her debt and taxes in Canada by having Salad help her stuff her face in Kuwait.

This is the only reason that I can think of for him to be with her. She is not attractive, pleasant, his family hates her, she is gross while eating, and so on. If she ever gets him to Canada, he will disapear before he can see Canadian snow. I bet she knows it, this is why she is stringing him along.

He’s home free as soon as the visa is approved. Chantal can’t even try to force him to play husband for a year or two in Canada. I figure his passport not being valid might pose the biggest problem.

But once he lands on Canadian soil he can claim asylum and has no need to play husband to Chantal. I’m assuming playing a married couple in Kuwait is what he hopes will get a visa, or any kind, approved. But it’s only a role he needs to play until a visa approved. The time between approved visa and landing in Canada will prob be less than 48 hours. The minute he has a visa approved he is booking the next flight to Leaf Land.

This is why visa to Syrians aren’t granted, because they have every reason to immediately claim asylum the second they land and almost no reason not to do so.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

I wonder just how loud the fupa slapping noices would be.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

For anyone interested here’s a story from 2014. A Canadian woman who had been married a Syrian man, both living in Syria while bombs rained down, and getting denied fast-tracked visas.

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.2772266

Interesting that they make very clear that the application process for spousal visas being granted to Syrians is a two-year process minimum. Maybe that’s why Salad is being so patient, he knew from the get go that he’s got to stick this out for two years. Sucks for him that her bankruptcies, and other BS, make even her ability to sponsor him far from a sure thing even if he plays dutiful, loving husband feeder for two whole years in Kuwait with her.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Maybe that’s why Salad is being so patient, he knew from the get go that he’s got to stick this out for two years.

Well then, he only has to keep her happy and ALIVE for another year and a half, since by my reckoning, that is about how long their official, heckin' valid, loophole marriage has to last until they can even apply for a spousal visa.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Head is thrown back, lips pressed firm in a smile, nostrils wide, chest thrust forward as she tries to silently get enough oxygen inside for her poor, poor heart to circulate around.

Her head is thrown back because she has no neck anymore, and she thrusts her shoulders back to keep her centre of gravity above her tiny feet, to prevent toppling forward. She really walks no differently to an 8 month pregnant women, right down to the hand behind her back trying to support the back bend needed because of all the additional weight in the front.

GUNT needs around 3k kcals to survive, she's easily eating double of it daily, underestimating it (a lot).
Each extra 3.5k kcals = 1lb of fat (roughly).
She's been feeding nonstop for the past 5 months.
5x30= 150lbs roughly (eating only 6/7k kcals).
If we believe her scale and she only gained 40lbs (or any number under 100lbs), she's incredibly ill.

Correction…she needs zero calories “to survive”. It may take 3k calories to maintain her current weight, but to survive she just needs vitamins, minerals, electrolytes, and water. Also, while calories in vs calories out it a very useful equation, it simply isn’t anywhere near as accurate as you paint it, both the calories in as well as the calories out. That being said, I do agree that given what we have seen (40lb gain or not), she is very ill at present and only going to deteriorate further if she keeps her consumption of both food and shisha up with next to no exercise.

She's wider than most doors! She has to go sideways to get through them and yet she still touches both frames of the door with her body!

She’s actually wider side-on that front-on. Her turning sideways to get through a door is pointless given she’s more likely to get stuck with a sideways entry than a front on entry.

If she ever gets him to Canada, he will disapear before he can see Canadian snow. I bet she knows it, this is why she is stringing him along.

I agree that he’ll disappear as soon as he can legally stay. I disagree that her delusion let’s her believe it. If he does just up and run, he’ll need a good network to avoid her tracking him down and stalking him. If she is going to have to provide his financial support, she’s going to try everything to keep him at her beck and call.

Edit because auto-correct sucks!

 

[Billie Ross]

Well then, he only has to keep her happy and ALIVE for another year and a half, since by my reckoning, that is about how long their official, heckin' valid, loophole marriage has to last until they can even apply for a spousal visa.

They can't apply either way, as long her bankruptcy remains open.
Her only shot would be Smee and her stepdad sponsoring him plus a good immigration lawyer.

 

[Goatchoker]

She 100% walks like a heavily pregnant woman. The waddle. The manspread. The hand putting counter pressure on the lower back. She can’t tie her shoes 100%

I could not FUCKING imagine living like that everyday without the excitement of meeting a tiny human and it being over soon after that.

I have amber on my next deathfat death but god chins is making me question my vote.

Also that gross side mouth baby talk she does needs to stop before I find and hit her with a stop sign.

Where’s she been today? Recovering from her 1/4 mile walk and possible heat stroke? ER beeze? Come on gunt! Do something!

 

[Burger King]

 

[3-2-1836]

Even with a valid passport Syrians are always denied visas, unless they have citizen family members in the country that could sponsor them. It’s why the forums for Syrians are filled with discussions about the pros/cons of the few no-visa countries available to them. Every country knows the minute a Syrian can get to another country they will seek asylum / ask for refugees status - and they do qualify to receive it in most western nations. It’s why they’ve had to restrict the travel because if it’s allowed it results in nothing but qualified refugee/asylum seekers entering.

According to the US government they are currently issuing on average 450-500 B1/B2 Tourist Visas to Syrian passport holders per month, and have issued 2,856 this year as of June 30 2023 so what you're saying doesn't track, even during the peak of the civil war in 2012 and 2013 when every country pretty much withdrew recognization of Assad's government the US government issued over 10,000 non-immigrant visas per year to Syrian passport holders.

Also oddly the US government issued 5 tourist visas to North Koreans in 2019

 

[repentance]

What are the chances of Salah doing a Q&A after the gunt leaves? He wants those youtube bucks, he wants the popularity, just write everything down and drip feed it during streaming fucking mobile games

Salad is insufferable, so even a Q&A by him would be awful. What might be entertaining is the response of the reaction channels.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

According to the US government they are currently issuing on average 450-500 B1/B2 Tourist Visas to Syrian passport holders per month, and have issued 2,856 this year as of June 30 2023 so what you're saying doesn't track, even during the peak of the civil war in 2012 and 2013 when every country pretty much withdrew recognization of Assad's government the US government issued over 10,000 non-immigrant visas per year to Syrian passport holders.

Also oddly the US government issued 5 tourist visas to North Koreans in 2019

Syrians passport holders, which includes Syrians who have permanent residence in other countries. There are nearly a million Syrian passport holders, with legal residency, in Germany and Sweden right now for instance. There are many Syrian passport holders with residency in Canada. These are the Syrians who will get US tourist visas.

The issue is Syrians that do not already have established residency in a country outside the buffer zones and Turkey, which is a big majority.

The entire reason tourist visas aren’t issued is the fear the visa holder will not leave the country once they arrive. If they have legal residency and jobs in Germany or Sweden there is no real worry. If they are in Turkey, Kuwait, Iran, etc…fat chance.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Is this the beginning of the end for Chantal and Salah? This is from her cheesesteak mukbang. Could be the catalyst for him making her walk to the beach, trying to show her that she cannot walk around an amusement park if she can barely walk across the street.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I know it's insanely unlikely but Chins and Salad in Florida would be amazing. We've seen the man get excited about watching NPCs have sex in Grand Theft Auto for fuck's sake. He's at his limit after being locked up with the Gunt for so long and he's looking at women's asses on his phone while barely hiding it. He would go full degen in the US, we could have Syrian Nader instead of Syrian Peetz.

Imagine Salad at some shitty bar in Disneyland full of wine moms that look like that streamer he simped for with bleach blonde hair, fake tans, and implants. Telling them he's a famous youtuber and that he has a hotel room while Chins films herself waddling around Disneyland looking for $25 corndogs. So much wasted potential.