Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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oh this is STIFF. and yes there are fucking screenshots and quotes of his tweets XEETS throughout.

Enjoy the affidavit, child. Await the hearing
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Lmao what 😂😂😂
 
The best part of any Lolcow is when their insane and petty bullshit gets documented by actual court officals. Just gotta imagine the uninitiated looking over this untapped fountain of stupidity and pausing to check that they're not being punked.
Yeah it’s always fun.

It’s like when a silly and hard to explain inside joke goes to far and leads to someone having to attempt to clarify it to an unamused authority figure.
 
Now that Fatrick has run face first into the legal system, I wonder if he will take some time for self-reflection? Maybe change his ways, clean up his act, get off of Twitter... Man, sometimes I crack myself up!

No tweets from Fat in almost 12 hours, just a few likes on posts in the last hour or two.

It's a glorious day to be a Patposter. Year of the Pig!
 
Piggy boy shoots himself in the foot. Blames his "stalkers" instead.
That's a feat quite beyond him, as he does not understand orbital mechanics, as proven by his books. He has not been able to visually confirm that he even has feet from a very young age, because his massive gut is in the way.
 

If he does get arrested I propose we rent out Hooligan's for a party where we play the theme to The Norm Show on repeat and sing along and dance all night.

🎶Too bad that you're...not as smart...as you thought you were in the first place🎶

Saint Norm smiles on us all.

Edit - Fuck, how do I embed the video in the post like the cool kids? It was 100% written about Rick by a ska band who saw the future enough to know about Rick, but not enough to know not to have a ska band.

@Mussolini’s Merkin - Thanks!!!
 
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I don't understand.
All Fatrick has to do is just Shut the Fuck Up on Twitter and ignore his trolls , but he doesn't.
That really is what makes Fatrick interesting as a lolcow, along with his ability to deny reality. He could have stopped this years ago by just ignoring the trolls and shutting the fuck up on Twitter. Then everyone would have lost interest in him and he could go back to being a generic fat shlub in Milwaukee where he blends in perfectly.

Instead he has to reply to every single tweet or text to him with some variation of "No stalker child, enjoy prison". Good thing he makes his own pepperoni, that's the only way I can see having the energy to feed trolls all day every day.
 

If he does get arrested I propose we rent out Hooligan's for a party where we play the theme to The Norm Show on repeat and sing along and dance all night.
You're a Brotherman, right? Aren't they already planning a party/meetup over there for the contempt hearing?

I'm gonna miss the big day. Got an innawoods trip planned for then, and won't have reliable cell signal for a week.
 
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