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Betting pool on him being stupid enough to blow off this hearing like he did the previous court date? Sure there will probably be a warrant for his arrest if he does, but this is Pat we're talking about.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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While the process server for the debt examination was trying to serve Patrick, he was down in Mexico dunking his phone in the ocean...
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Yeah it’s always fun.
It’s like when a silly and hard to explain inside joke goes to far and leads to someone having to attempt to clarify it to an unamused authority figure.
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Huh, it’s almost like Pat should have just shut the fuck up about Norm McDonald.
Rib-shattering documents though. I know the funsters will have a good time messaging him/ Xeeting at him with those. I wonder if he is capable of feeling embarrassment.
Rib-shattering documents though. I know the funsters will have a good time messaging him/ Xeeting at him with those. I wonder if he is capable of feeling embarrassment.
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Now that Fatrick has run face first into the legal system, I wonder if he will take some time for self-reflection? Maybe change his ways, clean up his act, get off of Twitter... Man, sometimes I crack myself up!
No tweets from Fat in almost 12 hours, just a few likes on posts in the last hour or two.
It's a glorious day to be a Patposter. Year of the Pig!
No tweets from Fat in almost 12 hours, just a few likes on posts in the last hour or two.
It's a glorious day to be a Patposter. Year of the Pig!
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I am so, SO glad I got back into Patwatching recently. The arrogance and rage, the lies, the self-immolation on the altar of the Last Word, aided by his vast reserves of lard... it's magnificent.
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Nah, the paralegal just got his fat tits confused for boobs.
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It's going to be SO funny hearing his arguments in front of a judge and getting himself winning prison time.
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If Fatrick wasn't in Poverty why he can't pay paltry sum of 32~ K USD?
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That's a feat quite beyond him, as he does not understand orbital mechanics, as proven by his books. He has not been able to visually confirm that he even has feet from a very young age, because his massive gut is in the way.
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Fatrick rage-tweeting himself into prison time is peak Fatrick
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Who needs a lame ole Hugo Award when you're tailor-made for the Darwin Award.
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If he does get arrested I propose we rent out Hooligan's for a party where we play the theme to The Norm Show on repeat and sing along and dance all night.
Too bad that you're...not as smart...as you thought you were in the first placeSaint Norm smiles on us all.
Edit - Fuck, how do I embed the video in the post like the cool kids? It was 100% written about Rick by a ska band who saw the future enough to know about Rick, but not enough to know not to have a ska band.
@Mussolini’s Merkin - Thanks!!!
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I don't understand.
All Fatrick has to do is just Shut the Fuck Up on Twitter and ignore his trolls , but he doesn't.
All Fatrick has to do is just Shut the Fuck Up on Twitter and ignore his trolls , but he doesn't.
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Fat is truly the gift that keeps on giving.
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That applies to almost every single person featured on this site.
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What are the odds that this constant denial of his debt and XEETER fuckery is his porcine head meat's idea of trying to appear incapable of standing up for himself in court?
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That really is what makes Fatrick interesting as a lolcow, along with his ability to deny reality. He could have stopped this years ago by just ignoring the trolls and shutting the fuck up on Twitter. Then everyone would have lost interest in him and he could go back to being a generic fat shlub in Milwaukee where he blends in perfectly.
Instead he has to reply to every single tweet or text to him with some variation of "No stalker child, enjoy prison". Good thing he makes his own pepperoni, that's the only way I can see having the energy to feed trolls all day every day.
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You're a Brotherman, right? Aren't they already planning a party/meetup over there for the contempt hearing?
I'm gonna miss the big day. Got an innawoods trip planned for then, and won't have reliable cell signal for a week.