Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Everyone is endzone dancing prematurely, and forget how lolcows often get weird deals when it comes to jail or actual consequences.

Very true, and we have to wait a whole month until anything is decided.

This all makes me wonder if they skipped the hearing as part of some plan. They have to be talking to lawyers about this stuff, right? They can’t truly be stupid enough to think that if they just ignore it, it’ll all go away, right??

So just to play pig’s advocate here, could fatrick have anything up his sleeve? Is there anything he can do here besides argue he’s actually just a big fat liar on twitter?

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

If Fatrick is short on cash he could sell some of that pepperoni he’s famous for.

No one wants to eat ground up colored children pepperoni, atalker child.

So just to play pig’s advocate here, could fatrick have anything up his sleeve? Is there anything he can do here besides argue he’s actually just a big fat liar on twitter?

Yes, he has something up his sleeve. Cellulite. BO. Failure. Spilled beer. Nicki's fisting residue. The list goes on.

BTW, pigs advocate is brilliant.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It will be so fucking satisfying to see someone point to his tweets saying that he never lies, and then all the tweets about him not owing any debt, and then all the tweets about how much money he makes, and then ask him "which is it?".

They are all true, child. I do not lie nor owe anyone money and, as a famous and successful mil-spec sci-fi writer, make more money than you could ever dream of. I live in a half-hovel with a depressed lesbian in denial because, as a genuine tough guy, I like to take on challenges to keep my edge. Enjoy prison, stalker.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

and to think, i was thinking of takign a sabatical form this site. so glad i didnt miss this.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

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Stealthygeek mocking Stealthygeek because Stealthygeek's tweet is sending Stealthygeek to prison instead.

Is this the definition of poetic justice? I choose to believe so.

Is shit like this that make the Pig Rollercoaster worth riding.

>Norm MacDonald pfp

All the sweeter for that.

 

[Spunt]

In Soviet Milwaukee, stalker child imprison you!

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

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Dan bringing in the goods.

Edit: lol his big tweeting hooves coming back to hit him right in the pig mouth

God, it feels like forever since I've initially heard about Fat owing Quasi money. Almost feels unreal that something's happening regarding the money now.

If Fat faces jailtime I'd be a mixture of sad and relieved. Sad because we wouldn't see him squealing online but relieved because dear god a ton of shit happens with Fat. I take maybe a month or two off from the farms, get in the mood to read about Fat's antics and am greeted with a fuck ton of new pages.

 

[Markorian]

They will have to knock his walls down and remove him with a crane like that worlds fattest man on Jerry Springer.

As it was written, long ago:
"Takes a crane to get it out"

 

[Maude Snew]

Fatrick rage-tweeting himself into prison time is peak Fatrick

It's Xeeting now, be sure to hammer that in as much as possible since it makes him so mad. Stalker child Elmo, you cannoT change the names of the things you buy!

 

[keytar]

My fucking sides. Somehow every Fatrick legal update is funnier than the last one.

 

[Haramburger]

NoOoOoOo stalker, I did NOT in fact incriminate myself with my mcro-blogging messages. What I did instead was lay out bait and a sword for you to fall upon, child. Enjoy your very brief booking and funerary services as both a federal agent and mortician are descending on your stalker corpse this very moment. It is not me but YOU who is dying on this hill, child. I owe NOTHING and will collect on EVERYTHING. Soon you will be my pepperoni, nigger or not. The basement awaits, oink.

 

[Broadside]

Huh, it’s almost like Pat should have just shut the fuck up about Norm McDonald.

Ya hear Pat? Ya fucking hear???

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

What a glorious day to be a stalker child. I'm really curious if Fatrick manages to pull a DSP-esque maneuver out of his voluminous ass and evade responsibilities. Cows tend to be strangely slippery in situations like this. But then again, Fatrick's personality is a uniquely aggravating blend of arrogance and idiocy, the judge might decide to come down harder on him because of it.

It's been years and I still can't get over how extraordinarily stupid this whole situation is. He started out from "Norm Macdonald is not funny" and somehow talked himself into several thousand dollars of debt through nothing but the sheer, unfathomable power of belligerent retardation.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The only thing that would make this even better is if the judge gives Patrick a taste of his childing medicine.

Given how he talked down to the other judge it's almost a guarantee.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

I don't know much about this guy other than he's obnoxious and he got his wife stolen right infront of him. But fucking hell man, not even the Ralphamale self owned like this.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

This all makes me wonder if they skipped the hearing as part of some plan. They have to be talking to lawyers about this stuff, right? They can’t truly be stupid enough to think that if they just ignore it, it’ll all go away, right??

Are we talking about the same Patrick here?

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Okay, this is a very outside possibility but this is just retarded and politically petty for Fatrick to try to pull this:
"NooOooOoo Stalker Judge, that is NOT my twitter account, it cannot be verified to be me because it does not have a blue checkmark and furthermore Elon Musk made verification meaningless, checkmate child."

For a litany of reasons that wouldn't work, but given his strategies during the restraining order saga I wouldn't put it past him to try it.

 

[RAT Team Six]

"No, stalker child, I will not squat and cough! It is not jail policy and never has been! Enjoy prison!"

 

[The Early 2000s]

Fatrick is the gift that keeps on giving, isn't he?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

ARREST HEEEEM!
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Nnno, prisoner child, you may not rape my ass.