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[Am I Very Wrong]

This is my favorite current troon on reddit. He:

• Is 40.
• Was diagnosed with autism at around 38 years old, damn, just about when he came out as a real woman!
• So autistically addled that he lives in a group home. A female-only group home, with at least 1 other troon.
• Expects to find gainful employment as a >42-year-old screeching autist tranny in fashion design.

I believe he's also 'chocy milk troon' who was confused why a woman across the street from his group home threatened to call the police if he didn't get away from her when he walked up in the dark and asked if she liked chocolate milk "as an ice breaker question." I regret not backing that post up, it was posted and memed on sometime in April.

Spoiler: and they are beautiful to behold

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i honestly almost puked

 

[Procrastinhater]

believe he's also 'chocy milk troon' who was confused why a woman across the street from his group home threatened to call the police if he didn't get away from her when he walked up in the dark and asked if she liked chocolate milk "as an ice breaker question." I regret not backing that post up, it was posted and memed on sometime in April.

That thing is not Bibby.
What the fuck man.
Bibby is cool af. Please don't compare Bibby to that creatura.

Also the woman who threatened to call the cops was being a fucking bitch for no reason. Bibby isn't even threatening, having Bibby offer you a choccy milk is a fucking honor

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

I think rewriting classics is creatively barren. You can tell interesting stories set in the same era, but just "remixing" a book feels incredibly lazy. This is actually part of a series called "Remixed Classics" - there's also a Wuthering Heights remix where Heathcliffe and Cathy are both Indian (Heathcliffe is the son of a lascar, which could work, but Cathy is inexplicably mixed race), a Little Women remix where the family are all black, a Treasure Island remix where Jim Hawkins is instead two Chinese girls, a The Secret Garden remix where instead of being a memsahib sent back from the Raj to live in Yorkshire, Mary is in Toronto and gets sent to rural Canada where she meets loads of indigenous people and Dickon Sowerby is a métis girl, a Romeo & Juliet remix where Juliet is a boy named Valentine and Romeo's gay for him etc etc

I can only think that these are intended for woke teachers to buy for school libraries, where they'll never get read.

Little Women is set during the Civil War - how on earth can you make the white family black without it being a completely different book?

 

[Potato Burrito]

Man complains about men fetishizing lesbians in r/actuallesbians. Archive

Spoiler: Post text

*Why* are men so fascinated with lesbians?

Like, seriously? I'm not ranting necessarily, but just can't comprehend the why.
I've gotten random DMs before after mentioning I'm in a lesbian relationship on hornier subreddits with men begging for us to fulfill their fantasy of having sex with a lesbian couple.
Because, it's not just they're turned on by wlw, it's something specific about being with a girl who doesn't like them. Some kind of gratification about turning a lesbian maybe?

Very "I'm typing this with one hand" vibes in his replies, he's getting off on acting like a silly woman who can't figure out why internet men are so horny and invasive uWu






He came out to his wife a whole two months ago.



May this brave and stunning lesbian woman find the answers she seeks to why horny men feel so entitled to make lesbians uncomfortable with their horniness.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Troon flips the fuck out over absolutely nothing because his friend got sent to a Catholic hospital. Judges absolutely everyone for no reason for existing in ways that he doesn't approve of while not seeing the irony

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Man, remove this dude's persecution fetish and nothing would be left but a pile of unwashed clothes and cheap jewelry.

TL;DR: crossdressing man who believes people can't clock him a mile away enters Catholic hospital with spicy straight woman ("feminine-presenting nonbinary afab") suffering from the vapours, and his delusions conjure TERFs and tranny-lynching conservatives from everywhere, as if they've decided to hide from the Hounds of Tindalos Troondalos in a bismuth warehouse. Somehow the nurses can clock that they're on a polygamous relationship on sight (well, this one isn't THAT unrealistic if you hang around the polyamory thread), and the tranny gets miffed that the staff is giving attention to the patient instead of him. At the end, they skip out into freedom hand in hand, the woman proposes to the tranny, all the TERFs are instantly calcinated where they stand, and Mike Obama gives the troon a blowjob while clapping.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Yes, the types of tissues in each sex are made up of the same types of cells. But the number of those cells, the size and density of those cells, vary by quite a bit. Women are not just smaller, weaker men. Something that has apparently been lost on the medical community throughout history. We're just now in my lifetime starting to explore the differences in the sexes beyond the reproductive system. My greatest fear is that medical studies done on women to further our understanding of what makes us different will end up with troons in them, or made entirely of troons.

Don't humans and bananas have like 90% of the same DNA, or some dumb fact like that?
Almost like the small differences are quite important and not so small

 

[Dr. Butt]

Alok would have grown up to be a fruity gay man

Late but - he's not gay. He's a predator/pedo/rapist, and is happy to fuck anything. With or without consent. He has no orientation besides "predator", just like other pedos.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

Don't humans and bananas have like 90% of the same DNA, or some dumb fact like that?
Almost like the small differences are quite important and not so small

Yes. And hands and feet are far more similar than penises and vaginas are, yet you don't get idiots saying "well ackchually, humans are quadrupeds".

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

Don't humans and bananas have like 90% of the same DNA, or some dumb fact like that?
Almost like the small differences are quite important and not so small

Over 98% of human genome is noncoding DNA. Simplifying only 2% of your genetic material makes you different from a banana

That thing is not Bibby.
What the fuck man.
Bibby is cool af. Please don't compare Bibby to that creatura.

Where can I read the Bibby saga?

 

[TruffleSpark]

Is it worth doing a "MtF trannies pretending to have periods" thread? I could probably find a ton of examples but I dunno that I want to put the effort in.

 

[AssignedEva]

Is it worth doing a "MtF trannies pretending to have periods" thread? I could probably find a ton of examples but I dunno that I want to put the effort in.

Could be worth a go for the jucier spats.
"I have a bunch of unpleasant symptoms once a month due to my monthly HRT injections, and I find it affirming to refer to those things as my period because it helps with my make believe" is a pretty tame take compared to "I'm experiencing phantom uterus cramps and also I can feel phantom ovulations and these are not caused by HRT, it is my body knowing that it's supposed to be female and have a female reproductive system, the HRT just woke my body up to that reality" (or even "I have a phantom period once a month and I'm pre-HRT, my body just knows")

 

[TruffleSpark]

Could be worth a go for the jucier spats.
"I have a bunch of unpleasant symptoms once a month due to my monthly HRT injections, and I find it affirming to refer to those things as my period because it helps with my make believe" is a pretty tame take compared to "I'm experiencing phantom uterus cramps and also I can feel phantom ovulations and these are not caused by HRT, it is my body knowing that it's supposed to be female and have a female reproductive system, the HRT just woke my body up to that reality" (or even "I have a phantom period once a month and I'm pre-HRT, my body just knows")

yeah, but I didn't want to waste the good stuff in this thread if I'm not sure I'm going to make a new one

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Don't humans and bananas have like 90% of the same DNA, or some dumb fact like that?
Almost like the small differences are quite important and not so small

Yes, and cats are more similar in physiology to humans than fetal pigs are, both of which are used in anatomy and physiology classes as dissection models.

Spoiler: NO1CURR

As a crazy cat lady that knowledge horrified me so much that when I took A&P two I researched which teachers use cats in their labs and which didn't. I ended up talking it online. They gave us a pig, but we never had to prove we used it, so I didn’t.

Biology is funny.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Where can I read the Bibby saga?

Thread 'Patty Locke / Peter Locke / AuntBibby / UncleBibby / petermobeter' https://sneed.today/threads/patty-locke-peter-locke-auntbibby-unclebibby-petermobeter.130080/
Bibby is... eccentric as fuck but a genuine artist. Sadly Bibby is also extremely autistic (but not stupid, theres a video where Bibby muses on transhumanism and the Ship of Theseus dilemma, thats really deep philosophical shit I was not expecting and shows Bibby has a brain in there, it just works different.) and fell into the clutches of the Gender Cult that convinced them that trooning is the answer for everything.

Its also something that its clear he doesn't really care about, theres a video where he flat out says "gender presentation is something I do for you people" he's obviously had his thought process fucked with by an ideological lunatic, the type of sick fuck that sees their mission as "cracking eggs", but its also pretty clear the indoctrination hasn't really taken, Bibby doesn't really care that much about it. Bibbys music is particularly neat, dudes an artist and has real talent.

 

[Chandelier]

No. This is not okay. Trans boys didn't exist in Austen's time. Even cross dressing as a male was probably illegal, and if not the family would likely be shunned by polite society. Was open homosexuality even legal in England at the time? I mean obviously there's no homosexuality in this book, but still.

This trope was originally used to highlight how restrictive these norms were for women, and push for change. There have been plenty of crossdressing stories where women did it to have jobs and get an education.

I can give an example of my own: Assassin's Creed Syndicate from 2015 had an open trans man, Ned Wynert. A "cool" safe breaker and "businessman". Somewhat passes with the jaw, but not with the voice. Rather than go with the story of a woman who wanted a life for herself vs being a broodmare, they just went with saying she's actually a man.

I was interested so I looked it up: men could get the death penalty for having anal sex, but lesbians were totally ignored. The lack of laws against women crossdressing as men is a pretty strong indicator there weren't a bunch of proto-pooners running around writing slash fiction about Napoleon and the Duke of Wellington.
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This is pretty much universal. Lesbian women generally do not pose a threat to the sexual order per se, so they're left alone.

James Barry (born Margaret Barry) lived outwardly as a man, because she wanted to be a medical doctor (and indeed performed one of the first ever successful caesarean sections where both the mother and child survived) and her sex was only discovered after she died and had a post-mortem.

Also funny story: her fellow soldiers knew she was an actual woman because she fucked them on the side. Their commander was approached more than once by her. They noted how this 5'4 pooner would have little rage fits and then started noticing that ain't how manlets act. I think Florence Nightingale called her insufferable.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Trannies in sports take another L. Nature is healing.

https://archive.ph/s8rtf

TOPLINE​

World Aquatics—the international governing body for swimming—announced Tuesday it will start an “Open” category that includes all transgender athletes, after the body joined several other sports organizations and issued restrictions on transgender women last year.

July 25, 2023
World Aquatics announced it will establish an “Open” category for swimming events, allowing competitors whose gender differs from their birth sex to participate, after the body announced last year it would prohibit any transgender woman who went through male puberty or had gender-reassignment surgery after the age of 12 from competing in female events.

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July 14, 2023
The Union Cycliste Internationale (UCI)—the governing body for cycling—announced transgender women that “transitioned after (male) puberty” would no longer be able to participate in women’s events in an effort to “ensure equal opportunities,” though President David Lappartient said the sport was “open to everyone, including transgender people.”


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March 23, 2023
World Athletics issued restrictions on most transgender women in women’s track and field events, prohibiting any athlete that records a testosterone level above 2.5 nanomoles per liter for at least two years from competing.

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July 6, 2022
The British Triathlon Federation—which noted transgender women retain “physiology advantages”—announced it would hold a separate “Open” competition for triathlon competitors born male, including transgender and nonbinary people.
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June 21, 2022
The International Rugby League issued a ban on transgender women from competing in sanctioned women’s rugby matches, adding it believes “there is a requirement and responsibility to further consult and complete additional research” before allowing transgender athletes to compete.

CRUCIAL QUOTE​

World Aquatics president Husain Al-Musallam said Tuesday he wanted swimming to “be open to everybody,” adding, “It was very important that we protected fair competition for our female athletes.”

SURPRISING FACT​

All of these policies specifically restrict transgender women from competition, and not transgender men.

CHIEF CRITIC​

Hudson Taylor, founder and executive director of the LGBTQ+ sports group Athlete Ally, said World Athletics was “succumbing to political pressure instead of core principles of inclusion, fairness and non-discrimination.” The group also criticized World Aquatics, suggesting swimming’s governing body was policing “the bodies of all women,” while calling their restrictions “deeply discriminatory, harmful, unscientific.”

CONTRA​

Martina Navratilova, a former top tennis player and famous LGBTQ+ advocate, supported restrictions on transgender women, saying the world had gone “topsy turvy.” She has argued, along with many medical experts, that biological men who have gone through puberty have an undeniable physical advantage. Nancy Hogshead, a former Olympic gold medalist in swimming, said she hopes other sports enact restrictions.

WHAT TO WATCH FOR​

FIFA announced last year it would review its policy on transgender women from participating in the upcoming women’s World Cup, though it has yet to announce any changes. Some officials indicated in January that the body would allow transgender athletes to compete.

KEY BACKGROUND​

Restrictions for cycling events follow Austin Killips—a transgender woman—winning the women’s Tour of the Gila in April, becoming the first transgender cyclist to win an event. Killips’ victory prompted criticism from former Olympian Inga Thompson, who said allowing Killips to compete was “effectively killing off women’s cycling.” The UCI initially supported Killips, indicating it acknowledged “transgender athletes may wish to compete in accordance with their gender identity.” Restrictions for transgender women in swimming followed criticism of University of Pennsylvania swimmer Lia Thomas, who became the first trans woman to win the NCAA swimming championship in the 500-yard freestyle.

TANGENT​

Over 20 states have approved legislation targeting transgender girls and women athletes, as a discussion about transgender athletes in school sports has intensified in recent years. Some Republicans—including Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis—have promoted transgender sports participation as a culture war talking point. DeSantis previously claimed allowing transgender girls and women to participate in school sports was an effort “to destroy women’s athletics.” North Carolina State Sen. Vickie Sawyer said a state bill prohibiting transgender girls and women from participating in sports supported “telling everyone that women’s sports are for women.” Earlier this year, the Biden Administration proposed regulations to prevent future state bans, though they included a loophole allowing school teams to develop their own policies.

 

[ScooterL]

Was open homosexuality even legal in England at the time?

No, faggots were being jailed in the UK until about 50 years ago.

As recently as twenty years ago, England had the wise and just law "Section 28", which outlawed grooming kids in schools, until the socialists repealed it.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Or face. Bangs and hair cover his whole face+big eye glasses.

It is very jarring. I'm not sitting there looking for trannies, but something makes me take a second look. In this case her noticeably small size while being of driving age "teenage boy". Same thing with Matthew McConaughey's The Gentlemen, you hear about a runaway girl a couple of times, and the characters enter the apartment where is supposed to be, there are three people sitting and I immediately think "she is in one of inner rooms having sex or taking drugs". But no.

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This is your runaway girl. Sting's not so successful non binary son. It was kinda funny watching him hunch and try to make himself look smaller, but she is taller than her "father".
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I found what I was talking about. Seeing her walk is a little uncanny because it's a feminine stride, but I think she's supposed to look "creepily androgynous".

 

[Procrastinhater]

Also funny story: her fellow soldiers knew she was an actual woman because she fucked them on the side. Their commander was approached more than once by her.

>During Barry's first posting abroad to Cape Town in South Africa, Barry became a close friend of the Governor, Lord Charles Somerset, and his family. It has been suggested that Lord Charles discovered Barry's secret and that the relationship was more than friendship.[73] Their closeness led to rumours and ultimately an accusation briefly appearing on a bridge post in Cape Town on 1 June 1824 saying that the writer had "detected Lord Charles buggering Dr Barry",[74] which led to a court trial and investigation, as homosexuality was at that time strictly illegal. Despite these allegations, if Somerset was aware of Barry's sex, he did not reveal it.

"Detected Lord Charles buggering Dr Barry"


I'm guessing Barry had quite a serious relationship with Somerset, as when Somerset fell ill, Barry went AWOL to return to England to attend him and remained there until after his death.
The idea a Pooner could go undetected in the British Army for 40 odd years strains credulity, my guess is it was likely an open secret among the higher ranks, as the revelation that such a high ranking officer (Barrys rank was equivalent to Brigadier General) was a Pooner would have been scandalous at the time, and Barry was also by all acounts a talented surgeon, therefore people who found out pretended not to know.

 

[Kid Goblin]

Full on FTM Rage at being addressed as "She" in a room full of men. I wonder how they knew? She was passing so well. Unsure of the context but assuming that she wandered in off the street looking for attention and a public bathroom given all the backpacks.