Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I'm sure that there is some tiny grain of truth behind the whole soy = feminization meme, but with how prevalent soybeans are in Japanese culinary tradition, I think you'll be able to eat it without worrying about having to get fitted for a bra.

Soy contains phytoestrogen, which acts like estrogen in the human body. So in theory, this would mean it would lead to more feminizing effects.

However, phytoestrogen is also much weaker than regular estrogen. And since phytoestrogen binds to estrogen receptors just like estrogen does, it could lead to lower estrogen than not eating soy since it would block the estrogen from binding when phytoestrogen binds.

So, it's going to really depend on the person's hormone levels, estrogen receptors, etc...

In reality, the difference is likely going to be negligible either way. Similar to people who think that taking zinc will make their testosterone go up. It will if there's a deficiency, but otherwise, it's going to have basically no effect on it at all.

The shitty plastics that jack gets from microwaving plastic bags is going to have a lot more of an effect than soy products

 

[inebriated medievist]

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god, i fucking hate those corporate avatars, theres something very cynical about their designs i don't know they manage to pull it off

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

god, i fucking hate those corporate avatars, theres something very cynical about their designs i don't know they manage to pull it off

I'm more bothered by the glaring inaccuracies.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack the fag is crying about fake meat multiple times a day now. His food insecurity has been triggered to the maximum degree. I really got a kick out of this one:

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1. This fat fuck is the last one who should be worried about manboobs. He has had them for like 40 years now without eating soy
2. "Can't eat out anymore" he says as he is probably being driven to another local restaurant to gorge himself by his wife.

It's like he's all over the fucking place with his retardation.

Jagoff - "Only eat meat with a bone. That's real meat".
Rob - "Cloned animals have bones."
Jagoff - "REEEEEEEEEE soy products give you tits!"

Could he at least address what Rob said? No. Of course not because he's a mushbrain.

I mean you're also missing a lot of texture, not all meat is the same cut and all. Sounds to me like that'll be the new frontier.

It really depends on the process. There's some that wind up 'printing" it like from a 3D printer:

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This is plant based from what I've seen which is what Jagoff might be thinking it is. Dunno how good it is.

In other cases they grow it from a culture like in a petri dish and get this:

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The texture is going to be off, like it's spongy and doesn't have the fibers that meat normally does.

That's pretty much where the whole lab grown meat is right now. Some 3D printed plant stuff or spongy burger shaped things. It doesn't look like "meat" does so anybody with a working brain would be able to tell. But not Jagoff. After all he's the guy that bought plant based shreddy cheese because he doesn't read.

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Why so triggered over the Barbie movie?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Concerning the cheese sandwich. Are panini presses or jaffle makers just not a thing in the U.S? Almost every home in Australia has one.

Too much of a unitasker. A griddle or a pan will do the job fine.

 

[ZipDisk]

Bone Meat

I like how Rob scared Jack "Cloned meat will be indistinguishable from the real thing (Because it is the real thing, but Jack probably felt a trill of fear down his back)

But Jack steamrolls right through that to his "printed meat" delusion. If jack could buy meat toilet paper, he would.


Melted Plastic

I honestly think Jack PREFERS his food with melted plastic in, he always enjoyed the microwave bag food over every other method of cooking. It was always great because Jack would burn himself in his gluttony to eat NOWNOWNOW.

Hat in Distress

I remember seeing pre-distressed hats in walmart 20 years ago and wondering who that is for. They're all identically damaged.
Whenever I tore my hat on a camping trip, my dad would toss it out and buy me a new one.

 

[Tiresome]

I remember seeing pre-distressed hats in walmart 20 years ago and wondering who that is for. They're all identically damaged.
Whenever I tore my hat on a camping trip, my dad would toss it out and buy me a new one.

Jack is extremely proud of his new distressed hat because it makes him look like a man who goes out and does something, when even before he threw his neurons on a cholesterol-fueled bonfire, the only time he'd leave the house is for his twice weekly trough feeds, his stop-the-steal church cooking competitions or to blubber like a 4 year old girl on national television.

 

[lindsayfan]

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This man understands fashion:

"Sorry you don't understand fashion. The dead purple arm is made from arm way. It's called bestroke"

that stupid little twitter exchange is also a giveaway that jack has no friends. one of the #1 ways good ol boys (people similar to jack but without his personality disorders) relate to one another is with dad-joke insults exactly like that one about his hat. it's basic male-bonding stuff but of course jack is so fragile and demented that he thinks everything's an anti-christian personal attack

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

There are so many cuts of meat that don't have bones. Is he just not going to eat those? Besides, the wendigo will feast on whatever flesh is offered it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If Jack were serious about his meat authenticity, he'd start raising rabbits. Grow 'em and process them right in the back yard, never out of your sight.

In practice, Jack will eat anything as long as it gets handed to him in a bun and he doesn't have to get out of the car/scooter.

 

[AnOminous]

TIL that distressed hats are a real thing. Fucking bourgeoise assholes are so soft they have to bullshit they aren't so with their hats. At least it isn't a flat cap with the sticker still on it this time.

Imagine being such a dumb fat retarded fuck that you pay extra for a fucked-up hat that looks like shit instead of just already having fucked-up hats that look like shit from being worn.

If Jack were serious about his meat authenticity, he'd start raising rabbits. Grow 'em and process them right in the back yard, never out of your sight.

Rabbit has nowhere near the fat needed to satisfy the wendigo. In fact, you can literally starve to death eating nothing but rabbit.

Why so triggered over the Barbie movie?

He's been given his marching orders by other conservalard tards and is a good little NPC.

 

[p1138]

Why so triggered over the Barbie movie?

Because there's a contingent of typically right wing morons who somehow believe the barbie movie is emasculating men by not having enough ken characters, making the ken characters less interesting, making the barbie characters the focus, etc. all while forgetting that it's a fucking Barbie movie and somehow have never glanced down a barbie aisle even once buying a gift for a friend's kid or niece or whoever, and noticed that for every ken doll there's 20 barbie dolls with everything in pink packaging. They truly believe that any movie featuring a female main character and clearly directed toward a female audience MUST be the equivalent of that shitty ghostbusters movie from 2016 or everyone involved must be a dumb bitch like Jennifer Lawrence claiming she was the first female lead in an action movie. You know, retarded soygon of applebees talking points from almost a decade ago.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I wonder if Jack's pastor went on a rant about how fake meat is an abomination to baby jesus or something and that's why Jack is tardraging about it

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Why so triggered over the Barbie movie?

Because they are shocked one of the most feminist properties out there was a feminist movie.

Like as someone whose seen the movie, it's because the movie wasn't some dumb chick flick about Barbie needing Ken to love her or something. Also, that it was pretty blunt that it was a feminist movie and portrayed men as vulnerable. At least those are the gripes from the people who are super mad. That and it isn't Sound of Freedom

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Because they are shocked one of the most feminist properties out there was a feminist movie.

Like as someone whose seen the movie, it's because the movie wasn't some dumb chick flick about Barbie needing Ken to love her or something. Also, that it was pretty blunt that it was a feminist movie and portrayed men as vulnerable. At least those are the gripes from the people who are super mad. That and it isn't Sound of Freedom

It's like going to see Transformers and being upset that there's robots in it

 

[Nig🞗A🞗Roni]

Rabbit has nowhere near the fat needed to satisfy the wendigo. In fact, you can literally starve to death eating nothing but rabbit.

That is, unless the wendigo compels Jack to eat the rabbits' brains

 

[Kosher Salt]

It's like going to see Transformers and being upset that there's robots in it

I mean, they're not actually going to see it though.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It's like going to see Transformers and being upset that there's robots in it

Yeah but it is feminist which means it's literally ghostbusters 2016! It also hurts the feelings of true and honest conservative men.


Also Jack reviewed Oppenheimer, and spent a significant part of the review whining about Barbie. He even made a comment making something up about how all the men seeing it are as pussywhipped as he is.

EDIT: He also complains about an R-Rated movie for having nudity and cursing in it.

 

[p1138]

Yeah but it is feminist which means it's literally ghostbusters 2016! It also hurts the feelings of true and honest conservative men.


Also Jack reviewed Oppenheimer, and spent a significant part of the review whining about Barbie. He even made a comment making something up about how all the men seeing it are as pussywhipped as he is.

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EDIT: He also complains about an R-Rated movie for having nudity and cursing in it.

Is fatty seriously trying to get his viewers to believe that all of the men so insufferably dragged to see the barbie movie against their will, were also forced to wear pink shirts? Really?

I mean, they're not actually going to see it though.

Sure, but it's still like being mad that a movie about robot toys has robots in it. Or that a movie about a sports team features people playing sports.

He's actually complaining 2 minutes in that in "barbie-land" the barbies do all of the important stuff and the ken dolls just exist and are practically irrelevant...NO SHIT?

Like I said, it's as if these people have never seen the barbie aisle in a toy department. Maybe they think it'll make them gay or something? Who knows.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yeah but it is feminist which means it's literally ghostbusters 2016! It also hurts the feelings of true and honest conservative men.


Also Jack reviewed Oppenheimer, and spent a significant part of the review whining about Barbie. He even made a comment making something up about how all the men seeing it are as pussywhipped as he is.

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EDIT: He also complains about an R-Rated movie for having nudity and cursing in it.

Of course a bible thumping retard like Jack is against any nudity.