Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[LGHDR+]

Please don't do this to me, my poor, rotten, bkack heart cannot take it. Fatrick moving in to Ralph's Mexican crackshack to escape his legal troubles would be the absolute, undeniable evidence of God's existence and that his sense of humor is great. Can you imagine? Two fat gnome tards, bickering over petty bullshit, airing eachother's dirty laundry on twitter and being belligerent cunts just in general. Man, the fucking money I would pay to watch that shit like a reality tv show...

My god, imagine the stench

The highlight of that show would be the impotent slapfights for the A/C room.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Quasi's initial correspondence with Tomlinson.
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I'm sure both Riley and Quasi would agree that Pat is a bitch ass nigga.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I had an interesting thought today. Let's say all goes well, Pat doesn't get help for his ODD and while he's enjoying his 3 month state-sponsored vacation, Niki stays at home by herself.

I'd love if the Pests decided not to fuck with her, just so she can have a taste of what a Patrick-free life feels like. No emails, no phone-calls, nothing but an average, boring, normal day. No Patrick to put any pressure on her and no rascals to fuck with her.

Do you guys think that despite saying that she'd never leave Pat, she'd still choose to wait for him? I believe she can talk all she wants but the taste of a normal life would speak louder.

And can you imagine Pat returning and the hovel being completely empty? A control freak narcissist like that would go insane if he lost the only person who he can manipulate.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING MANLET (I'm also 5'7)
Of course he lies about his height, what an insecure little lunatic Piggy is.

I'm 5'8. So by all accounts we're either average or slightly below. Big deal right, that's the kind of thing you stop worrying about immediately after high school at the most. In fact, I don't think most people think about height unless they pass by someone who's like 7'3 or something.

Unless, of course, you're a hypothetical man who's very, very, very insecure about his physical qualities and who's keenly aware he harbors deep strong sexual feelings for his tall, powerful, sexually dominating stud varsity athlete younger brother.

In that hypothetical case, then yeah this man would indeed be a fucking MANLET!!!! Thankfully, no one would be that pathetic in real life.

 

[Throwing Romans]

No, child. You are not going to "destroy that ass" later.

Patrick's asshole has a built-in defense mechanism - the sheer corpululence of his asscheeks protect against all but the longest of niggerdicks penetrating his chocolate starfish.

 

[MeltyTW]

He's objectively worse off than the Gunt at this point.

With the ralphennaisance (unless it crashed while I wasn't looking), Ethan is soaring high and above fattrick doing fucking laps around him

 

[Last Ride]

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/159dkvv/being_sued_for_contempt_of_court_wisconsin/

Someone is Pat posting on reddit. obviously not him, he'd never refer to himself as a "little known author" or ask for help.

https://web.archive.org/web/20230726132529/https://old.reddit.com/r/bestoflegaladvice/comments/159yhg0/laop_does_literally_everything_wrong_possible/

Meta thread for that thread, and they've figured it out too.

https://web.archive.org/web/20230726133029/https://old.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/12g53bm/deleted_by_user/

Older post from the same account on the 9th of April talking about getting kicked out of a memorial, if that rings any bells.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

I had an interesting thought today. Let's say all goes well, Pat doesn't get help for his ODD and while he's enjoying his 3 month state-sponsored vacation, Niki stays at home by herself.

I'd love if the Pests decided not to fuck with her, just so she can have a taste of what a Patrick-free life feels like. No emails, no phone-calls, nothing but an average, boring, normal day. No Patrick to put any pressure on her and no rascals to fuck with her.

Do you guys think that despite saying that she'd never leave Pat, she'd still choose to wait for him? I believe she can talk all she wants but the taste of a normal life would speak louder.

And can you imagine Pat returning and the hovel being completely empty? A control freak narcissist like that would go insane if he lost the only person who he can manipulate.


I'm 5'8. So by all accounts we're either average or slightly below. Big deal right, that's the kind of thing you stop worrying about immediately after high school at the most. In fact, I don't think most people think about height unless they pass by someone who's like 7'3 or something.

Unless, of course, you're a hypothetical man who's very, very, very insecure about his physical qualities and who's keenly aware he harbors deep strong sexual feelings for his tall, powerful, sexually dominating stud varsity athlete younger brother.

In that hypothetical case, then yeah this man would indeed be a fucking MANLET!!!! Thankfully, no one would be that pathetic in real life.


If you can stomach it, I've attached a short story and 3 of his books below. And as a bonus, a fourth, better book.

Way to fall for the "hey, I'm new here, can someone please post copywrited materials?" ploy.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Way to fall for the "hey, I'm new here, can someone please post copywrited materials?" ploy.

Sorry, my bad. I didn't think there could be any problem but it's good to know, thanks. Removed.

 

[lindsayfan]

Way to fall for the "hey, I'm new here, can someone please post copywrited materials?" ploy.

i don't want to derail the thread but surely we can post copyrighted material? to me that's a far more important aspect of liberty than whether or not i get jannied for using slurs

 

[WelperHelper99]

Patrick's asshole has a built-in defense mechanism - the sheer corpululence of his asscheeks protect against all but the longest of niggerdicks penetrating his chocolate starfish.

I mean a prison nog can always use a fist if he's determined

 

[LGHDR+]

...to me that's a far more important aspect of liberty than whether or not i get jannied for using slurs

I agree with you, but think of poor @Null - He's got enough bullshit on his plate already and he has to follow American law, as that's where his LLC is even though he isn't.

I'm no fan of what copyright law has become, but unfortunately them's the rules. I blame Disney.

Consider it the price of being able to honestly speak your mind (on top of being able to say trannyniggerfaggotchinkjew).

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

The funniest thing about our modern world is tweets and internet sperging being included in legal documents.
Clown world.

 

[not william stenchever]

Is it a variation of Mutt's law to make jokes about black men farting in Pat's vagina in prison?

 

[ChromaQuack]

on him being 200 pounds. im 160 and i look fairly skinny,there is no way he is only 40 pounds fatter than me. just the fat in his chins alone has to weight 20 pounds. then you add up all the fat in his head, his bitch tits, and his rotund abdomen, and you get way more than only 40 pounds.

Maybe whoever clocked him doesn't use imperial and thought it was measured in kilos, that would make it 440 pounds, far more accurate.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i just want to point out to all the pat posters saying he will get molested by a negroid in prison are forgetting that pat is a real life tough guy; any melanated individual who tries to molest fatrick will get feed his own teeth by the pat man.

 

[FinnSven]

i just want to point out to all the pat posters saying he will get molested by a negroid in prison are forgetting that pat is a real life tough guy; any melanated individual who tries to molest fatrick will get feed his own teeth by the pat man.

Perhaps he will fend off his attackers with a pool ball in a sock and become the Daddy.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

Just use libgen or zlib to pirate books like every other human being.

 

[LGHDR+]

Is it a variation of Mutt's law to make jokes about black men farting in Pat's vagina in prison?

That's definitely an edge case, I'd recommend a consult with the Honorable Judge Moon.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Is it a variation of Mutt's law to make jokes about black men farting in Pat's vagina in prison?

I don't thnk the african american gentlemen will go near Fatrick if he's in a Milwaukee prison. They would be too afraid of being turned into prison pepperoni

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

i just want to point out to all the pat posters saying he will get molested by a negroid in prison are forgetting that pat is a real life tough guy; any melanated individual who tries to molest fatrick will get feed his own teeth by the pat man.

He will smuggle a meat grinder into the prison in his ass and keep making his niggeroni. All the Tyrones and Jamals will learn to fear the sounds coming out of Porque Squealer's cell.