Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

This is why I think Anime Matsuri could be a turning point. Nick is already setting expectations low, but I have a suspicion even he might be surprised about how low the enthusiasm is for him at the convention. I don't think people will be waiting in line for hours to get a photo with him, and I wouldn't be surprised if he leaves pissed and never returns to the convention again.

I don't know how surprised he actually is, but he does seem to be acknowledging that the weebs are falling out of love with him. Something I suspect has to do with, or at least being accelerated by, him being ass-blasted that Pippa Pimkin wouldn't come on his show.

I recognize there are many people who find vtuber and anime fans cringe, but it's axiomatic you don't shit on a significant portion of your audience. That's what fucked Bud Light. It wasn't just that they put some troon's face on a can they were never gonna put on store shelves. It happened when their marketing VP (since fired) starting talking shit about Bud's core consumer base.

And to do all this right before AM? That's doubly fucking dumb.

Also, God help me, as I don't even like vtubers... but the godddamned rabbit actually had a flawless response to all this:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

RekietaLaw​

Yeah, it's real easy to stream at any and all hours until you have 7 conflicting schedules and surprise required maintenance on a vehicle that you're using to drive 300 miles, towing a trailer, to bring 12 people home in the middle of the night after they've been 3000 miles away.

This is the kind of number-stuffing I used to do in my excuses as a kid whenever I missed a homework deadline or otherwise failed to uphold my responsibilities. And it sounds just as childish and duty-dodging as I did. But I was 16, not a father of five with business interests.

His top failure seems to be expectation management. The good news is that’s relatively easy to fix and he would get bonus points from viewers for owning his shit. “If you take the blame, they’ll give you the benefit of the doubt” is true.

But continuing to bitch at paying fans and acting like he’s the only person in the world who has to fit work into his family schedule isn’t the move. It isn’t flying now and it’s going to bring him more ridicule if he doesn’t man up.

Does Nicky Rackets have it in him to graduate to adulthood?

 

[AnOminous]

Playboard gives an indication of how far he has fallen. Here's their statistics for Rekieta's superchats on YouTube for Tuesday (July 25) along with several of his orbiters. Rekieta streamed nearly nine hours for the trial stream yesterday.

That degenerate faggot Coomalot is above Nick?

Nick needs a tard wrangler. Someone to script his shows and give him things to rant at and cut off thr booze when it gets too unhinged.

It'll be a huge hoot when he blows all his money with his wigger rich bullshit and has to go crawling on his hands and knees back to his in-laws.

Also, God help me, as I don't even like vtubers... but the godddamned rabbit actually had a flawless response to all this:

From multigorillionaire social media emperor to getting dunked on by an anime rabbit in less than a year. Embarrassing.

 

[Captain Manning]

That degenerate faggot Coomalot is above Nick?

That doesn't really surprise me.

Coomalot is a master degenerate who mainly attracted an audience of other degenerates. He is what he is since day 1.

Nick cultivated a dwindling audience of people who got into him via his legal analysis, and maintain the forlorn hope he comes to his senses and goes back to that.

It's further proof Nick should have stuck with law. When it comes to degeneracy, the field is far more crowded.

 

[Hraf]

if rekieta really is a multimillion dollar social media enterprise (tbh i have my doutbs), then why does he not hire a business team behind the scenes to deal with the day to day operations of his enterprise?

Because when he rolls out of bed in the morning late afternoon he might not feel like talking to anyone that day. They might have all these annoying questions for him and he doesn't have the time to answer between all of his very busy things and stuff. And, really, since they should already know the answers anyway, why would he be paying them? Plus, if he had to listen to a producer telling him "maybe don't talk about coom so much," it's not really his show anymore, you know?

The problem has largely been solved though. In ignoring it, his enterprise has shrunk, so there isn't as much to manage anymore.

Maybe if Nick posted "hey, I am away on X dates due to Y" on all his platforms, he would have a better leg to stand on. This is basic stuff. He even used to do it! Instead, now he might mention it offhand somewhere in the middle of hours of streaming content and then snap at people who didn't hear it and ask him.

To be fair, he wasn't really good at it back then either. You would usually get a tweet half an hour before the stream was supposed to start saying that he was feeling particularly flaccid that night and couldn't do the show. I'm not sure if that got better with Locals or not as it was supposed to with everything in one place, but I doubt it.

 

[huecoffs02]

He indeed did not cover all the days of the Darrell Brooks trial.

The entity referred to as* Darrell Brooks

 

[Captain Manning]

And, really, since they should already know the answers anyway, why would he be paying them? Plus, if he had to listen to a producer telling him "maybe don't talk about coom so much," it's not really his show anymore, you know?

The problem has largely been solved though. In ignoring it, his enterprise has shrunk, so there isn't as much to manage anymore.

Nick is a guy who wants to run his "media enterprise" like a hobby, but expects the financial results of a business. That doesn't fucking work.

As a hobby, you run the stream you want. If it's successful, great. If not, that's fine because the main point of a hobby is your own entertainment. Usually, when you have a hobby, you also have a day job.

As a business, you actually have to GAF what consumers want. An idea that Nick is openly hostile to.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's further proof Nick should have stuck with law. When it comes to degeneracy, the field is far more crowded.

He just doesn’t seem enthusiastic about law commentary anymore. Maybe he should become an online drama analyst. Then his deep contacts in the degenerate loser sector could be useful in some way that will benefit viewers for once.

 

[Not Who You Think]

It's kind of stunning how dramatic the decline has been.

And with so many people telling Nick to course correct (and how to do it) too. Funny stuff.

A dramatic reenactment of the last few months in honor of Nick's dramatic decline:

Spoiler: Pull Up Rekieta (Director's Cut)

 

[feral cat #6385]

Got any clips?

Yes. This was the best part of the show.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Playboard gives an indication of how far he has fallen. Here's their statistics for Rekieta's superchats on YouTube for Tuesday (July 25) along with several of his orbiters. Rekieta streamed nearly nine hours for the trial stream yesterday.

This is scathing. I didn't really check the CCVs (concurrent/live views) at the same time but from what I remember, Nick was pulling 3000+, Vice 1000+, Mindset 100+. Vice had a panel of rotating 3+ guests, Nick had 1 guest for a couple hours and then I think went solo for the rest before I went to sleep while Mindset was going solo but was doing a gimmick where he snipes all the other streamers while roasting them (He actually said some truths that would rile Nick up if this was said in a more serious context...wish it got clipped). But really, the CCV to superchats ratio is bad sign for Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes. This was the best part of the show.

Nick says the drugs he's been taking rewired his brain. Looking at these bizarre facial expressions I'm inclined to agree. He's huffed himself retarded on the copium and jenkem.

 

[Captain Manning]

He just doesn’t seem enthusiastic about law commentary anymore. Maybe he should become an online drama analyst. Then his deep contacts in the degenerate loser sector could be useful in some way that will benefit viewers for once.

If he went the drama channel route, he'd be up against people like Keeemstar, H3H3, and so forth. It's a very crowded field. Again, the thing that made Rekieta successful was that he had a legal analysis channel in a time when such things were still rare.

Look, obviously he doesn't have to do law stuff if he doesn't want to anymore. But him complaining about the fact his numbers are dropping is just ridiculous. He should have expected this. His success was a combination of the politics and philosophy he espoused at the time, and the legal content he covered. Now both of those are basically gone. I don't think this is a complicated analysis.

 

[Cyber Autist]

Look, obviously he doesn't have to do law stuff if he doesn't want to anymore. But him complaining about the fact his numbers are dropping is just ridiculous. He should have expected this. His success was a combination of the politics and philosophy he espoused at the time, and the legal content he covered. Now both of those are basically gone. I don't think this is a complicated analysis.

I stopped watching his shit right after the Depp trial. Is he seriously bitching about numbers after he basically had a "fuck the fans" moment, where he basically told people to stop watching his material if they weren't a fan of Captain Balldo and his side kick: Nigger Bull Jim?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

She can’t drive because of the cocktail of psych meds she’s on and I’m sure she probably has a drinking problem too. I would also be willing to bet she’s one of those women who claim to have too much anxiety to drive especially at night/early morning so she doesn’t get pulled away from her Xanax and wine

If you believe Nick is doing all the kid running around, I've got an ocean for sale in Arizona that I'll let you have for a very special price.

 

[huecoffs02]

I stopped watching his shit right after the Depp trial. Is he seriously bitching about numbers after he basically had a "fuck the fans" moment, where he basically told people to stop watching his material if they weren't a fan of Captain Balldo and his side kick: Nigger Bull Jim?

A classic, a brand/personality/whatever tells their audience to don't consume and then they get mad when their advice is taken,

If Nick actually put effort into his content and you could see him grinding to get the money then I could give him the benefit of the doubt for the kids schedules and shit. But he does absolutely fucking nothing for his channel and audience and still has the gall to complain?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

he basically had a "fuck the fans" moment, where he basically told people to stop watching his material if they weren't a fan of Captain Balldo and his side kick: Nigger Bull Jim

This predates me taking a closer look at him but if true (and I believe you) he officially deserves zero sympathy. Bet he wishes he’d made his bed a little more comfy right about now.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

If you believe Nick is doing all the kid running around, I've got an ocean for sale in Arizona that I'll let you have for a very special price.

I wasn't saying Balldoman does all of the running around, but she definitely doesn't do her fair share and there really isn't a good reason for it other than drugs/drinking and Balldoman is so much of a cuck he lets her get away with it, and also allowed her to get on a bunch of psych meds instead of actively participating in the household and her children's lives now he is stuck shuttling the kids around more than he should because he was too much of a cuck to control his woman or dump her ass when she stopped holding up her end of the bargain.

 

[Sewer Rat]

That degenerate faggot Coomalot is above Nick?

I hate coomalot, but the few times I've seen his streams he gets not a giant influx of small donation, but a couple of people (paypigs) suddenly donate a lot, like 100 USD, 50 USD donations for coomalot to take his shirt of or do some silly thing.
basically, despite having a smaller and dead channel, Coomalot is surviving well much like the kino casino, a handful of very thirsty paypigs emptying their wallets to keep him alive.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I hate coomalot, but the few times I've seen his streams he gets not a giant influx of small donation, but a couple of people (paypigs) suddenly donate a lot, like 100 USD, 50 USD donations for coomalot to take his shirt of or do some silly thing.
basically, despite having a smaller and dead channel, Coomalot is surviving well much like the kino casino, a handful of very thirsty paypigs emptying their wallets to keep him alive.

Imagine how much more they would pay to watch him shove a dildo up his ass then down his throat.