Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

He'll either deny prison happened, or he'll go full on Dirty Dom Mysterio and get the teardrop tattoo and toothpick, talking about how he definitely wasn't the one getting raped all week stalker child.

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not even the most faggot of nigger is gonna rape that fatso i think he is good. if i can go through 10 years of altar boying and not get raped, he can go through 2 months of jail





child

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

A depressing takeaway after a few hundred Patrick-isms and knowing motherfuckers like him exist all over the world from the civilization petri dish samples like Jack Scalfani, DSP, and the rest of the bloatee big man tough guy crew.

Having a functioning brain and soul is required to actually get demoralized or discouraged in life. This motherfucker doesn't lose steam even if he was being actively chauvin'd. His greased up gristle pipe would still gurgle out "Enjoy losing your pension, stalker child." With the certainty of someone who is literally too stupid to be proven wrong.

 

[grey area]

Pat in prison would be like Beecher from season 1 of Oz, but his character arc stops at Schillinger trooning him out and branding him as property as he takes a liking to this. He's into things.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

Since he's such a trans ally hope rick troon out just before sentencing to get them put him in women's prison or whatever.

 

[Broadside]

Ethan Van Sciver dunking on Pat:

A little moron who moves figures bigger than your sorry ass:

 

[Kela de Thaym]

EVS is a lolcow in his own right, but he's not wrong.

If he makes a Pat expy cameo in his next Cyberfrog comic then I'll take the lolcow thing back.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

if there was even the slightest chance that Patrick S. Tomlinson could attract the attention of Ethan "the Ralphamale" Ralph and the gunt he carries, i would do everything possible to extend my life to live long enough to see it happen. the collision of those two would radically alter the space-time continuum.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

i feel like a kid at the beginning of december. i know christmas is soon. but not soon enough.

what will the present be? will they record him with tears in his eyes as his funko pops and rustang are repossessed? will he admit in court that he does owe the money? will he refuse to admit it and go to jail? will he child the judge?

i dont want to wait. i want to open the present now.

We need a Rick-themed Advent Calendar. You open a little tab and there's Valtrex inside.

 

[Meat Target]

the collision of those two would radically alter the space-time continuum.

The gravity well from their combined proximity would create a black hole.

 

[John Flory]

There are so many things to talk about regarding the filing, but I want to highlight one. It's that we got the scientific confirmation of Fattrick's Razor (™), which is now set in stone: Presented with any choice of action, Piggy will always go for the most retarded one possible.

Earlier this year, Fattrick got served for his debtor exam. This is the court version of wriggling him by the ankles and finding out any possible pennies he still has on him. This was going to be a big L for the pigman, so the brothermen were in full carnival mode that day. A live thread was created to register any happenings. Fattrick was very aware of that and went on a turbo-session childing atalkers on X and xweeting more than usual, denying that the debtor exam was taking place. While he went silent for short periods of time, finally he triumphantly oinked a photo from a bar, #DTLIW and all that. The brothermen quickly localized the bar, and it was in the middle between the courthouse and the half-hovel. Imagination ran wild, but a few days later, Fattrick and Niki signed the amortization plan, so it seemed like a kind of fast exam had taken place, or Niki had gone for the two of them. Quasi was going to get paid.

The current filing confirms two things: 1- Fattick didn't show up for the debtor exam, and 2- He reneged on the amortization after applying for it. Do you know what this means?? Fattrick's Razor. Of all possible scenarios, reality beat fiction again. On the day of the exam, Fattrick was strapped to a chair and was driven to the courthouse. Minutes before the exam taking place, in a routine literally taken out of a vaudeville act, a piggy escapes from the parking lot and trots frantically away in the alleys of Milwaukee (while Niki sighs and resigns to her fate), trying to find the first bar he can to Xweet (formerly Tweet) a random photo at a certain time to #DLTIW. This is a scene that could only take place in a Chaplin/Buster Keaton film, but it took place in real life. Picture that and see your ribs dissipate in thin air.

The amortization fiasco only reinforces this scenario. Fattrick signs the agreement because no one knows about it. The amortization is IT. It's the end of the line; Quasi gets his money in monthly payments, and Fattrick, in his own words, "pays a subscription to get harassed" (best line ever uttered by the pigman). Then the docs are out there, everyone starts celebrating and making fun of Fattrick, so what does he do? He throws a (childish) tantrum, denies anything took place, and refuses to make any payment. At this stage, I remain convinced that he was preparing himself to go through the debtor exam, was being a good boy, went to the courthouse (the Xwitter silent moments fit this narrative), and then at the last minute, he has a gamer breakdown, #DLTIW, and he runs away from the parking lot/waiting room back to the half-hovel, xweeting at any stop.

This is historic, real psychiatrists should be notified of this case: we are witnessing an Ignatious Swinely of a man who has ruined his life and is at the edge of going to jail only because he cannot stop trying to pretend he is a tough guy on the internet. Bizarrely enough, he has repeatedly admitted the lost lolsuit and the existence of the debt through other channels, but his doublethink compels him that every time he correcTs the record to a atlaker, he must be telling the truth. So as long as he never admits reality to them, he is in the right.

It started out with a tweet. How did it end up like this?

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(TYFYS Epeki’s Gold Digger)

 

[Hokuriku]

Pat's jail cell should have a camera livestreaming his full prison enjoyment.

Get Sam Hyde on the phone, season 2 is a go

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I just can't get over him waddling around blithely taking photos like a shitty tourist when he was meant to be at a debtor's exam. This guy is on a fast track for prison time, such irony.
Also here's him digging that hole even deeper:
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I want to see this tweet make it into an amended filing.

Defendant Patrick S. Tomlinson still denies owing Quasi money, even as he argues with his own toilet on social media.

 

[Post Reply]

Get Sam Hyde on the phone, season 2 is a go

Fishbowl 2: The Fatbowl

 

[Divine right to rule]

Pat's jail cell should have a camera livestreaming his full prison enjoyment.

I hazard a guess that an incredibly disagreeable, narcissistic and loudmouthed fatass will not do well. He might make a crude paper-doll that he can insult, child and talk down to, the Twitter-Turkey will be hard to overcome.

 

[Spunt]

A man who Xeets "Enjoy prison, stalker" 200 times a day has no right to call anyone "obsessed".

 

[Spunt]

Well there was a debtor's exam. He just wasn't there.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

EVS is a lolcow in his own right, but he's not wrong.

Mentioned before but Ethan Van Stlaker had unfriendly contact with Pat before Norm/11.
It's almost too easy to forget that Patrick has made being a belligerent cunt his main identity on the internet for the past two decades. He was so close to capturing lightning in a bottle too: Represented by a influential literary agent, landed a book deal with Tor, got a trotter in the door by writing shill pieces for mainstream media outlets.

Imagine how fucking insufferable Patrick would be if he had ascended to the realm of DNC shills like Brooklyn Dad Defiant or cuckservatives like Rick Wilson. His bloated head would explode like in Scanners.

 

[JJLiautaud]

It started out with a tweet. How did it end up like this?

Simply beautiful

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

It started out with a tweet. How did it end up like this?

It was only a diss, it was only a diss!

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Maybe if this stupid nigger sold the peperoni, instead of giving it waway, he would be able to honor his debts