•Hoye goizzzzzzze!
•That’s as energetic as I’m getting in this video becuzzz I am so exhausted OH MY GOSH.
•Hey, I get it. Being awake is hard work.
•<INSERT CAMEO SHILL>
•JULIA!
•Okay. SO!
•Please don’t destroy my camera…
•Alright, so I am hanvingk something… I’m super… look… I’m not going to… this is the times when I know Weight Watchers is gonna be a bit of a problem. Heh. I’m gonna be tracking later. I have all of my daily points, I have some weekly… so I’m not worried. It’s chicken and rice… I know I’m gonna be eating - not everything, I mean I’m just you know - probably gonna eat until I’m… until I’ve had enough.
•I dare say Chantal never fails to surprise most of her viewers, Beezers and haydurs alike. However, probably most of us feel at this point that we kind of know her, even though her
actions can be unpredictable. The one word that I believe is probably the most, uhm… significant word in her entire universe is “
ENOUGH.” She so so so desperately wants to finally feel what it’s like to have had
ENOUGH. She may be coming to the realization that she will never know that feeling. (Coming in second place is the word “
MORE”). There’s simply never
ENOUGH to make her feel she’s had
ENOUGH.
•But I haven’t eaten in forever, feels like, so. <big sigh> I’m very hungry and tired. We had a very busy 
DAY
•Okay. SO.
•I’m having a big glass of government juice. A cup of activia yogurt…
•Uh ooh. I smell a clogged pipe. Or two.
•This is Kapsa rice.
•Julia had to go in with salad-boy cause she’s Beezin’ and not letting me do my mook-bongs (uh huh and who’s “NOT WATCHING”ALR?)
•Okay. SO!
•This is chicken Kapsa. It’s Arabic-style dish - Arabic dish. Um so it’s basically like a very flavourful rice with like spices and tomato I think. These are fried onions they’re so good and the chicken is like roasted to perfection. I love it. And they give you this broth on the side that hahs okra and potato you know I always had that. I have some chile pepper and some manoosh.
•Bitch loves this food. It’s amazing.
•
Bismillah and let’s dig into this food.
•Okra rant. Yes, okra is slimy. The earth knew this already.
•
I know I eat this a lot but like I said, this is just eating dinner with you. And talking.
•So this meal doesn’t count cause it’s my jaaaaaab you goize.
•I really wanted to do a livestream, but I’m too tired. I need to go to bed like right after this well not right after, but soon after. Hmmph. Soon after I edit and upload this, then it’s time for me, oh yes.
•SO.
•Mmm… yeah it has like a barbecue glaze on it or something.
•<horrible licking sucking & slurping noises>
•
MUTE
•I’m sorry if licking my fingers grosses you out… I looove licking my fingers.
•OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER HAS ENTERED THE RECAP
•chew chew chew chew
•You know what no I’m not sorry. You goize know me by now and you know what you’re gonna get when you watch me! HEH!
•This chicken is so flavourful - I lovvve it! Oh my gosh!
•So yeah, I’m gonna count my points LATER.
CROCK O’SHIT
•Chew slurp oh my god make it stop.
•I’ll try to put them up here I don’t know if - things like this, it’s hard to calculate…
•She’s doing a
lot of the uncomfortable little HEH! giggles. She knows she’s inviting the torch-carrying villagers by not calculating the points.
•…but chicken ‘n rice… ya know? HEH! There’s no way this is fifty points… SO.
•She clearly just figured out that that serving platter of food is actually more than 50 points. She’s so uncomfortable. I love it. The arrogant little “
SO…” at the end. <chef’s kiss!>
•Long silence with just chewing.
•I haven’t been feeling the greatest so I haven’t been cRaViNg fast food.
•BITCH WHAT????? SINCE WHEN.
•This is a homemade hearty meal, I love it.
•We know you love it, you stupid cunt.
•I love love LOVE Middle Eastern food. And I’m in the right place.
•You don’t say.
•
Gonna find an inside piece with no seasoning, for Harry and Julia (what about the frog back there in the bedroom eh?)
•So yeah.
•I’m very tired. I know I said that a million times.
•
Mmm spicy. I wish you could try this. If you only like bland food, you’re not gonna like this HEH.
•YUMM!
•Pretty sure she just had an orgasm.
•
Best Kabsa I’ve had here yet.
•Chicken ‘n rice there are different ways of making it but it’s one of the staples here… as you can tell. HEH.
•So goize.
•Silence.
•What’s new? Besides the Barbie movie which is not even like available in the Middle East right now…
•Sounds like someone was trying to find the Barbie movie - so she could… see it?
•Also, you know this is a
video, right? Not a Live?
•…don’t know if it ever will be. I’m not gonna see it - I just don’t care. BULLSHIT
•Not my thing.
•I’m not gonna go see Oppenheimer.
•The Nun II is coming out in September.
•I dunno.
•This is beyond boring what the fuck.
•I wonder how much movie-theater nachos are.
•Didn’t you just buy a trough of nachos on your “
date night” a week or so ago? Are you getting dementia or what.
•
ETA: in proofing I realized that she meant she wonders how many WW points the nachos are, not how much they cost. My bad.
•Also of
COURSE the nachos are her number-one consideration when picking a movie.
•
Mmmm.
•I love chicken when I’m not feeling good.
•Poor chickens. You’re so tasty! Why!? The most delicious sauce, I love it.
•Takes a “break.”
•Is out of breath. From drinking water.
•So yeah I’m going to bed.
•I’ll seriously try to livestream tomorrow, after we get home (from WHERE Chantal?)
•I dunno I’ve just been like in a weird mood lately.
•Yes Chantal, that
mood is called
AWAKE.
•Like, I go through waves of being completely antisocial.
•<pause for laugh>
•And I’m being super transparent becuzzz I’m in a country where everyone is like super communal heh. Where it’s like a community vibe, or like… you know what I mean? People are very friendly and welcoming and… you know…you have to be like in a lively-enough mood to be social? I try my best, but I find it draining.
•Excuse me. Uhm, ma’am? Uhhh… who are these people with whom you’re being
forced to socialize? Salad? Or Julia? Or Harry? Or Salad?
•…
sometimes. And that can be family. That can be people I love spending time with. It’s nothing personal it’s just that... I literally sometimes only have the energy to stare at the wall.
•Awww sweetie… that’s something
we can fix!
•I’ve always been like that. I don’t like it. I don’t. You know? But… mmm… <slurp> give me a bed, a caht and my husband and a good show or movie, and I’m happy.
•Why do people feel the need to define happiness for someone else.
•Raaager incoming?
•Like, I get those comments a lot from people, like…
•But ma’am you rarely open comments and when you do, you don’t read them, right???
•…’
well, you can’t be happy ‘cause you’re not going for a walk on the beach…’ or ‘you can’t be happy because you’re not skydiving…’ or ‘you can’t be happy because you can’t go to Mt Everest.’
•Bitch that second one is a lie and you know it. Who told you to go skydiving. Get over your damn self.
•I know I said I wanna go to Mt Everest, but honestly, I’m just as happy lounging around. Comfortably. I would be even if I was in shape. I mean, I dunno. But there was a time like even growing up my idea of a good time was like sitting on this window ledge in we had at this one apartment (RIP rainy window ledge) in rainy weather and reading. Or reading under a tree. (RIP tree and ground underneath)
•I feel like I’m still discovering who I am. It’s weird.
•You’re so late to your own party. We all discovered who you are years ago.
•Fucking singing.
•By the way I can sing on Cameo as well.
•No. You really, really can’t.
•Thirty seconds of silence and chewing.
•I don’t typically like ___ not much but, it’s so flavorful. I’m trying to keep track of how much rice I eat. Heh! I need to track it.
•I’m about at my limit.
•ANYHOO…
•I wanted to come on here… and eat dinner with you goize.
•I’ll say it again I’m so appreciative of the amount of Cameos you goize have requested from me, it’s so awesome so that’s keeping me busy too.
•I’m tapping out.
•There’s SOOO much rice left. Looks like I barely made a dent!
•Our dainty gorl eats so little as to make it imperceptible to the naked eye.
•Awww sweetie… you gave it your all. That’s all that matters.
•Honestly, the only thing I’ve had today is watermelon. It’s watermelon season.
•BITCH it’s summer in the
wEsTeRn WoRld too. Shut the fucking fuck up.
•I was very hungry. But being super tired I’m not super as hungry as I used - would normally be
•So yeah I wanted to do a livestream tonight but I don’t think I’m gonna make it. I’m so sleepy. And I still have to edit. waaah.
•It’s hard to stay awake because my videos bore me.
•Yes, she actually said that.
•Yeah I know. Make fun of me all you want.
•SHARMUTA! We don’t need your permission so SHUT IT!
•
I’m glad you goize like to watch me, okay?
•I promise more interesting videos coming. I’m just going through a weird patch right now. My energy is just drained.
•Bitch what energy.
•I need to build my stamina. I know I say that every day. And then I don’t prioritize time for myself to do exercise or something to try and change that.
•Gorl’s just a giver you goize. She gives and gives and never takes time for herself.
•…becuzzz I use all my energy…
•Bitch what energy.
•…doing other things.
•We’re kind of rearranging the home and that’s so tiring. I’m helping Floppy Arms Von Squishy hips.
•Which is like exercise for me!
•Blah blah blah beans
•Boye goize.
