Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

[SaidNoOneEver]

Just so I have this right... The first time the authorities in Ukraine arrested and held him for a week they locked him out of all his social media accounts, forcing him to create all new ones upon his release. But not this time, when they confiscated his laptop, searched every file on it, forced him to transfer $70k to them, held him prisoner for months while forcing other prisoners to torture him but let him out a few days before his trial. To write a book.

Got it.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I wouldn't be necessarily sure of that. I doubt the Russian security apparatus would tolerate CRP as he wouldn't be seen as trustworthy or a usable asset worth the potential headache.

Russia doesn't give a shit about Lira, the Ru GRU don't need him and I highly doubt they'd want him, he's just doing this for clicks. The RUAF is literally about to walk into Kharkov; all he had to do is find a shelter and wait it out but no, he's making a CRP Great Escape video to shill his book. I hope the Hungarians throw him in jail for border hopping.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Will Coach finally release Wiltshire Boulevard after his great escape?? We can only hope.

 

[Retink Retunk]

If CRP manages to escape and Ukraine dissolves as a country because they allowed something so pathetic to happen, I'll be convinced we're in some weird simulation.

 

[World in Scarlet]

Once inside Sizo Prison, I was tortured in two of the four cells I was in—by the other prisoners. Guards NEVER beat prisoners—they outsource torture to the other prisoners.

Or maybe the prisoners are still Ukrainians and you're locked up for spewing insane Kremlin lies, denying the existence of their country and identity, while sucking the dick of the mongoloids that spent the last 16 months indiscriminately bombing and shelling civilians and abducting children to put them in re-education camps.
I think that might make some criminals inclined to beat your ass.

 

[Beige]

I think CRP too retarded to live given the time, place, and subjects of all his shit-talking that got him into this mess in the first place but... I'm currently laughing to myself IRL about the idea some short-bus version of Uncharted where the Ukrainian military is out in force trying to capture him, Zelensky himself cursing his name, while he makes his daring escape to Hungary. Whatever the fuck is going on in his head would make a pretty hilarious parody/satire movie.

 

[World in Scarlet]

He may be right. I can believe they just want him to go away.

Am I misremembering or didn't they just wave Josh through as well, even though he overstayed his visa by like a year?

 

[MrJokerRager]

"Where's Gonzalo you bastards"
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His blessings worked out by donning the mask of the clown.

 

[Fag Albert]

i hope coach makes it hes made me crack up with this whole saga.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

COACH LIVES!
COACH COIN IS THROUGH THE ROOF
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The whole thread

>He announces his movement
>He isn't actually sneaking out, he's going through regular checkpoints

 

[Vince McMahon]

>Sizo

It's an abbreviation. Следственный ИЗОлятор. Trial detention center. I know it doesn't particularly matter but I feel a compulsion to point out that he wasn't in a prison yet, because otherwise he would've been assigned a prison caste, if he was in PRISON. lul. I even know which.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Personally, I'd try to save my video uploads for after I've managed to escape from Hoholstan.

Its so CRP that he can't help himself but stop to tweet and stream that he intends to "secretly" flee across the border before actually doing so.

 

[kurosawa]

I haven't read through the indictment but watched the videos and immediately thought of this.

Spoiler: Twitter Screencaps

Spoiler: The legal indictment

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Original

 

[Twinkletard]

The prisoners laughed and said "You idiot, they were leaving the door open for you to leave. They wanted you to leave."

Definitely not the first time CRP has heard that.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

this is some gay as fuck shit, escaping and fleeing whilst being 100% transparent and making all your intentions very clear publicly
all we can hope for is that CRP taps his audience dry of their money, because anybody who falls for this should be allowed to have money unsupervised anyway
and tortured, lol, look at him
"they tortured me, they made me grow a skullet, Kiev is going to disappear me, this is tweet 1 out of 25, stay tuned all the way to the end!"

 

[LaxerBRO]

Chances of an Interpol Red Notice?

 

[Alexhypethrow19992]

I'd give this disgusting expat zigger more slack about his claims of his Ukrainian oppression if he wasn't bootlicking everything the kremlin says

 

[mindlessobserver]

I think the only reason he's still alive is because he is such a perfect example of the Western Zigger he is more useful alive then dead. Dead he's a martyr. Alive, he's an unkempt retard sperging on social media about how desperately he wants to gargle Putin's balls. Much like the average zigger on Kiwifarms. Note how the Kiwi Ziggers just shrug their shoulders in this thread. Its because Lira makes them very uncomfortable as he is literally them. They too would love nothing more then to lick the hot sweat off Putins Balls, but they are no homo. So they are more circumspect then Lira.

 

[MugolEx]

CRP is a retard. I know, a brave and bombastic statement to make. But why would you broadcast your intention to cross the border that the Ukrainian authorities have no doubt seen by now?