We don't know if he is calling 911 directly. He could just be calling the police department's non-emergency number. They also know he's retarded so they aren't treating him like a normal person so in most cases they are probably just treated as welfare checks.
While everything you're saying is true, Pixy is ultimately harmless, and had an emotionally abusive mom. Barb was also a little emotionally abusive of Chris, but idk the story about pixy's mom telling her she would be buried in a dress she got was fucked up.
Raxx deserves Chantal more.
Also, Fed Smoker went live, and apparently the guy whispering in Chance's ear about Marty and hookers is a buddy troll. They sounded kinda Weg, sowing discontent between Marty and reddit. @Strasse is that guy still fucking around?
This is amazing. Literally trial of the century incoming. He's going to bring up unrelated music "theft" in his assault trial.
The gayops around Cyraxx are really shitting up the good stuff that we could get from the goblin. Like that fake 911 call about hitting Sally, the PC sent by that niggerfaggot Risky, and buddy trolls giving him 'advice'. Instead of watching him suffer and seethe before going to trial they are juicing him up to some unknown end.
I mildly disagree on the advice part.
I guess that's where I just have a preference to see him fake cry and pretend the trolls caused his leg and duck to get infected. Him trying to have a pity party for himself and tell his 'sOb StOrY' with the details getting more and more insane each time. It's some quality comedy for me instead of just blindly repeating some random shit he heard from somebody else like 'Marty killed some hookers and uses Daddy's money to pay off the police.' it's nonsensical and he can't even make the effort to defend his point.
This is the ideal. Get the full spectrum of his negative emotions.
The true patricians choice.
I love how Marty coming off the porch is assault to Chance, but Chance coming off the porch at aom apparently isn't. Great logic, Chance.
Obviously it's different, because the man he attacked had a sign! And was inciting a riot!
I like to think that everyone in the neighborhood is using this little goblin as a means to bring the community together. A cause that everyone can get behind.
