Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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I think Carl has escaped lolcow status ever since abandoning the Sargon moniker and creating the Lotus Eaters. He genuinely puts out good content now and hasn't made a total fool of himself in years. I think everyone deserves a chance to learn from their mistakes.

I still think he posts some dumb takes every now and then, but disagreement is not rhe same as cowdom.
 
Upping the character limit to 10,000 or whatever it is for bluechecks was a mistake. Also I don't think women have any influence whatsoever on Nick Fuentes. :tomgirl:
Maybe if he had a fag-hag or two in his life, he would be less of a trainwreck. Probably not going to get on Red Scare after declaring a holy war on Jews, though.
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I find the contempt and hatred of men like Andrew Tate and Nick Fuentes rather misplaced. They are products of their time and it seems unfair to expect them to be anything other than what they are. We are in the downward spiral of a lunar era; feminine principles dominate every aspect of life. These are the kinds of men that these principles create.
On one hand, Tate is assessing the debauchery of the modern era and leveraging it so that he can become as satisfied with materialism as it is possible to be. The watchword of our era is promiscuity, and so he has used the materials at hand to his own advantage. He hasn't innovated, just exploited that which already exists. Feminism lifted the burden of restrain off women and men, so he is just filling the vacuum left behind. He represents the bellicose aspect of the lunar civilisation and he has no reason to challenge or reject it because it has served him so handsomely. He reinforces the system with his lifestyle and success.
Fuentes, by contrast, represents the rejection of the feminine by a feminised man. He is disconnected from the traditions of manhood and has to wear them as a simulacrum over his oversocialised nature. I'll wager that he has never done a day's labour in his life, but he has a natural talent for speaking and recognises that in previous eras it wasn't like this. Men were masculinised, but he is a zoomer and they have all been trained by women to act and think like women, hence his hysterics and excessive provocations. He doesn't have the necessary self control and self reliance a man must have to count himself a man. He has been crafted by the civilisation we're in and is understandably resentful of it, but is not up to the Herculean task of setting things right because he's an effete mid-twenties zoomer. He can only see the sensitive points of the current order and because he is not invested in it, he's happy to pinch them to make them hurt as a way of making the system howl in pain; this is what women do when they feel powerless.
I'm not saying this to exculpate either man, I'm saying it to contextualise them. For all I know, Tate is a criminal sex-trafficker and Fuentes is a closet homosexual who uses religion as a cover, but if we take a charitable reading of them, we can see that men like this are inevitable because the process of masculinisation of men has been stunted, where it hasn't outright been destroyed.
Neither man should be venerated or castigated, in my opinion, it would be better to learn from and understand them. They're both intelligent and talented, it may be possible to improve them.
Ire should be reserved for the civilisation that made them possible.
 
I'm not gonna lie, that whole screed is fucking hilarious and pretty retarded; mainly because he's trying to do what SJWs do with regards to black people who commit crime. "It's not THEIR fault, it's SOCIETY'S fault. SOCIETY made them into who they are."
I get it, current society is fucked up and has major flaws, but honestly Sargon is contributing to that "lunar feminine energy" by acting like a woman and trying to say "don't hate Tate and Fuentes for their fuck-ups. Hate society for making it profitable for them to be fuck-ups." I liked it better when he at least espoused personal responsibility more.
What makes it worse his his whole talking through both sides of his mouth, with the "I'm not saying this to exculpate either man", but then following up with "Neither man should be venerated or castigated". No Sargon, you want to reduce that "feminine lunar energy", you at least call out the stupid shit they do. This "not saying this to exculpate the man" and "should neither be venerated or castigated" wouldn't fly for Jacob Blake, it wouldn't fly for the looters in San Fran, it cannot fly here.
Honestly, this is just his usual "read new ideology I like; now to try to fit everything into that worldview." dumbassery again mixed with the "let me comment on whoever/whatever is popular, even if I don't understand what's happening here."


Also, I heard something about a minor kerfuffle that's started because he callled out V-tubers and said they're all secretly men or something. What's up with that?
 
he's trying to do what SJWs do with regards to black people who commit crime

This is what a lot of people holding a torch for Carl need to realize. There's very little differentiating him from the people he used to criticize back in the 2010s.

I think everyone deserves a chance to learn from their mistakes.

Because your favorite internet personality was crucified in the minds of his critics but keeps coming back to spew his regular tripe, he deserves a chance to learn from his mistakes?

Sorry, but when has Carl ever even admitted to making any mistakes?

This is the kind of parasocial faggotry that just perpetuates lolcows in the first place. The only thing about Carl that has changed is his format. That's it. Otherwise, he still engages in doublespeak, doublethink, and all the other regular slough of Left-wing dialectics.

What makes it worse his his whole talking through both sides of his mouth, with the "I'm not saying this to exculpate either man", but then following up with "Neither man should be venerated or castigated".

This is exactly right. Every other sentence contradicts the previous sentence. It is language designed to divide and confuse and Carl is probably clueless or apathetic to his even engaging in it.

What's more, there's no self-awareness here. He's referring to other people as "products of their time" as if he's some kind of aged historian looking at the past. Dude needs to look in the mirror. Fucking everyone who is alive right now is very literally a product of their time. The social media influencers of today are inconsequential; they'll be forgotten in the next decade.

To quote Q from Star Trek, "Spare me your egotistical musings on your pivotal role in history. Nothing you do here will cause the Federation to collapse or galaxies to explode. To be blunt, you're not that important."
 
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I'm not gonna lie, that whole screed is fucking hilarious and pretty retarded; mainly because he's trying to do what SJWs do with regards to black people who commit crime. "It's not THEIR fault, it's SOCIETY'S fault. SOCIETY made them into who they are."
I get it, current society is fucked up and has major flaws, but honestly Sargon is contributing to that "lunar feminine energy" by acting like a woman and trying to say "don't hate Tate and Fuentes for their fuck-ups. Hate society for making it profitable for them to be fuck-ups." I liked it better when he at least espoused personal responsibility more.
What makes it worse his his whole talking through both sides of his mouth, with the "I'm not saying this to exculpate either man", but then following up with "Neither man should be venerated or castigated". No Sargon, you want to reduce that "feminine lunar energy", you at least call out the stupid shit they do. This "not saying this to exculpate the man" and "should neither be venerated or castigated" wouldn't fly for Jacob Blake, it wouldn't fly for the looters in San Fran, it cannot fly here.
Honestly, this is just his usual "read new ideology I like; now to try to fit everything into that worldview." dumbassery again mixed with the "let me comment on whoever/whatever is popular, even if I don't understand what's happening here."


Also, I heard something about a minor kerfuffle that's started because he callled out V-tubers and said they're all secretly men or something. What's up with that?
I would say the bigger indictment against society isn't so much Fuentes and Tates existence but more so the spergs in their fanbase.

The same could ironically apply to Carl given the history of people that made up his fanbase and how he weaponized them over the years.
 
It's nice seeing that the Lotus Eaters have sunk to the level of shilling snake oil and male vitality pills. I wonder if they're going to team up with Established Titles or Kamikoto Knives to really get the snake oil money flowing.

(Yes I know that Established died months ago.)
Well post some pics/video so we can laugh too.
I got recommended a LE video so I came tothe topic out of curiosity but seems nothing is new, just boredom.
IMO Sargon has done well to switch careers, good business move.
However, from the occasionally funny fat man ranter, he is now a younger Dennis Prager. I mean... OK... but I'm not entertained at all and getting 80s Reagan-era takes in 2023 is just pathetic.
We'll see if the audience likes it long term.
There's also some significant competition for this sort of stuff, and Carl is not doing very well (again IMO). For example, there's the whole host of Twitter Files adjacent loons, like Michael Shellenberger. There's the whole RFK Jr. adjacent sphere. IDW, Lex Fridman, Peter Boghossian, Triggernometry, substack crap.
Many of these score guests like Richard Dawkins, but also have people like Pearl Davis or w/e that chick's name.
Carl is quite behind this new wave of center-right boomer faggotry.
 
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However, from the occasionally funny fat man ranter, he is now a younger Dennis Prager. I mean... OK... but I'm not entertained at all and getting 80s Reagan-era takes in 2023 is just pathetic.
We'll see if the audience likes it long term.
There's also some significant competition for this sort of stuff, and Carl is not doing very well (again IMO). For example, there's the whole host of Twitter Files adjacent loons, like Michael Shellenberger. There's the whole RFK Jr. adjacent sphere. IDW, Lex Fridman, Peter Boghossian, Triggernometry, substack crap.
Many of these score guests like Richard Dawkins, but also have people like Pearl Davis or w/e that chick's name.
Carl is quite behind this new wave of center-right boomer faggotry.
Denny Prager is a boomer tradjude, hes very milquetoast and for the most part very generic american religious conservative like the DW retards.
Sargoy is just a pseudo fasch con at this point, guy unironically quotes and loves Julius Evola, wants a British ethnostate even though he has to keep it veiled on twitter. Yes he runs a dollar store GBNews and is eternally seeking clout within youtube cons but his new friends like AA, like the troon Evelyn Grant and Scrump are associated with characters like MillennialWoes, Morgoth and retards like Uzalu and JF who are beyond the pale. He desperately tries to disavow them on twitter by blocking them but they just say "we were in the same place Sargoy was in 2017, we just want him to join our side as hes already on the same path". As much as he wants to disavow Nick Fuentes and have retarded takes about how Fuentes happened cause of SJWism, hes gonna end up in Fuentes's position in couple years. The worst part of it for me is how unapologetic and egotistical Sargoy is, guy deserves someone to whack him in the face on the street to bring him down to earth, no matter how much hes failed he still hasnt apologized a single time for any of his wrongdoings and still acts like hes the ultimate authoritative chad when hes just a soyjak like the people he chases for clout, like Danny Razorfist, like Jeremy Quivering and other youtube con retards.
 
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It looks like our boi Carlgon went all in on Academic Agent shilling and colabs
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He's also shilling for 3rld world crap - "anything but the West, I'm so contrarian" and, obviously, they're all obese.
Worth praising Carl for being the least fat of them. Pakidemic Agent truly shows those Iranian Aryan genes at work
 
It looks like our boi Carlgon went all in on Academic Agent shilling and colabs
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He's also shilling for 3rld world crap - "anything but the West, I'm so contrarian" and, obviously, they're all obese.
Worth praising Carl for being the least fat of them. Pakidemic Agent truly shows those Iranian Aryan genes at work
Ok, how in the hell is BRICS a "win against the woke"? Brazil is a meme, Russia is getting ass-fucked because of this Ukraine war+sanctions and shit, China and India are at each others' throats and no one really looks at South Africa (which allows them to kill all the farmers they want without international care). Is it because they recently got Argentina, Ethiopia, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Egypt and the UAE?
Maybe it helps a bit economically, but I fail to see how it "wins against the woke". Unless it means 'oh, they're even LESS likely to teach their kids how to be trans."

Honestly, I feel all this wokeness shit, plus living in the 4th world country that is Great Britain, has turned Carl more religious than anything. It's why sooner or later, he's gonna have to come out of the closet and proclaim his faith in God. And having people like Academic Autist and the like surrounding him is gonna make sure he isn't going off that path any time soon.

Anyone see some response on his twitter where some former prison minister of the UK was talking about how rehabilitation was needed and not more prison time; and Carl's response was basically channeling a "fire-and-brimstone" preacher and calling for 'cosmic retribution' and 'sacred order of justice and civilization' and calling for public floggings. Honestly Carl, why are you against the Islamization of GB, when they'd basically bring all that for you?

 
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Outside of him being from Iran, why do people hate Academic Agent?
There was a thread made on him a while back which tells some of the the reasons for his lolcow-dom which I posted in. However, it's a dead thread because the guy is still effectively a nobody.
That said, from what I see, the main reasons of people's dislike of him is him grifting, being full of hot air (particularly the whole "british ethnat despite being Iranian" bit), and going full-retard on ideology, ever since he went NRx after losing his Uni lecturer job. Especially with him taking everything seriously, like the videos I posted in that thread. Being against coomerism and a lot of dumb shit you see nowadays? Makes sense. Getting retardedly mad over a fucking tomboy comic, and taking fucking meme responses seriously? Retarded lolcow behavior.

Another example would be the recent video Short Fat Otaku made (which also stars Carl here):


You look at the 6:00 mark where AA's tweet is seen. SFO may be arguing Carl's initial tweet was a troll post, but we don't see the same being said for AA; and honestly, the whole idea of comparing cuisines to political ideologies and political thoughts seriously is fucking retarded. One can like or dislike cuisines for whatever fucking reason, a lot of that shit is subjective. But to compare it to political ideology suggests a mind that has been melted into a sludge worse than the "slop" these guys are railing against. (And honestly, that can also be said of Carl to an extent as well. Beyond a certain point, even trolling goes into 'are you sure it's trolling and not just you pushing shit to a retarded level?' territory.)
 
Another example would be the recent video Short Fat Otaku made (which also stars Carl here):
I agree it's a troll post. But Carl... "British man criticizes cuisine beloved around the world" is a joke and the punchline is you. How will this help defeat the woke, again? Trolling for trolling's sake just screams attention whore.
 
I'm not gonna lie, that whole screed is fucking hilarious and pretty retarded; mainly because he's trying to do what SJWs do with regards to black people who commit crime.
His old screeds were better.
Sargon: See look look, this is what I mean about the chat, I just can't be bothered to deal with people who treat me like this. It-It's really annoying like I - you are acting like a bunch of niggers, just so you know. You- you act like white niggers. Exactly how you describe black people acting is the impression I get dealing with the alt-right.

I'm really- I'm just not in the mood to deal with this kind of disrespect. And I know it sounds like "oh my god he's demanding respect" but yeah to be honest with you, do you not think that like, we should have a level of decorum in interpersonal interactions? I know it's l-l-l-l-"the internet is bullying me" I'm not saying you're bullying me, I'm just saying there's no point in dealing with this kind of attitude. Is-i-i- I know it's called trolling, but it's not like, something I need to deal with if I don't want to have to deal with it.

Upper class twat? Dude, I'm not an upper class twat, I come from fucking the most working-class roots - at least my parents do. I-i- Jesus Christ, it's just like, you understand that I'm a person, don't you? You guys understand that I am a person don't you? Y-you guys understand that I am a person? And look y-yeah like (reading chat) "sorry Anita Sarkeesian how dare I hurt your sensitive feelings" look, you carry on, but don't expect me to then have a debate with one of your faggots. Why would I bother? Like, why would I bother?

(reading chat) "You're acting like an upperclass twat right now" maybe you're just acting like a nigger, mate. Have you considered that? Do you think white people act like this? White people are meant to be polite and respectful to one another, and you guys can't even act like white people. It's really, like, amazing to me. It's genuinely amazing to me.

Dutch tranny: Oh my god that was beautiful, this, this part definitely has to get clipped.

Sargon: I'm sure it will, and I really don't care if you don't agree to these standards, and that's the end of it. I'm sorry for having standards that the alt-right doesn't meet.

DT: Okay, well uhmm, my suggestion to talk with the chat was definitely uhmmm, an interesting one.

Sargon: Well i-it's not just the chat, it's just the alt-right in general. I- I just don't really care. They don't, they don't care that the sjws are ruining everything. They- they don't care. I- I mean, do they spend any time criticizing the sjws?

DT: I mean, they do uhmm-

Sargon: Where? Where do they do it?

DT: I mean, they constantly talk about uhm, the uhm, problems with the uhm-

Sargon: Go and bother like, Mike.com's comment section or something. You know they- they are actually getting millions of views. But the thing is they just ignore you, which is why you don't because you're just attention seekers. It's not about, like, actually doing any good, it's about getting attention. And uh see like, (reading chat) "kikes are ruining everything"
good- good- good job. Should (unintelligible) their field. You're making your movement look like you're not full of nazis. B- Bravo.

DT: I- I mean it's just shitposting.

Sargon: I know it's just shitposting, but it never stops, does it? That's the point. There is no differentiation.

DT: That- that's just internet culture, you mean- I mean the chat is always going to just going to be shitposting.

Sargon: Mmm-hmm

DT: It's the same thing when-

Sargon: Can you- can you see a single actual question?

DT: No, it's just-

Sargon: Exactly. No you can't, because it's all just that. And it's like- I'm not- I'm not debating alt-right nonsense again at least.

DT: But I feel- I feel like you're kinda letting it get to you uh-

Sargon: Yes because I am a person, holy fuck. This is- this is what I mean like, I'm being treated like I'm not a person. It's really weird- it's just like how Mike Enoch was treated when people found out his wife was jewish. It's just like- he had to go dark, he just had to go off the internet because of the way these people were treating him. It's like "holy shit that's one of your own"? Oh he's married to a jew? Well, I guess. That's a bit of bad luck to be married before he was an alt-righter? Yes he did, well there we go. Kind of like Millenial Woes sucking a dick, you know? It's just like- it's crazy. You guys have no decorum, there's no level too low to go to. So it's just like, I'm just not gonna bother with it.

DT: Well you did bother with it a lot uh-

Sargon: Yeah I know, I've tried. I've genuinely tried dealing with them, but it's just not worth my time.

DT: I mean i-i- you- I mean you definitely-

Sargon: (reading chat) "Sargon has become the male version of Anita Sarkeesian now" have I really? I mean I'm literally reading what you say and talking to you about it, and all you can do is insult me and say I'm like someone who would never do that. That's- what's the point in trying? Tell me, honestly, what is the point in trying?

DT: Well I'm- I'm not getting a response right now so, I think for now uhmm, do you want to continue or uhmm, do you want to leave it at this?

Sargon: I'm more than happy to leave it at this. I know people are going to like, think this is something but honestly this is just me telling you it's just not worth my time

Also he should've stuck to being a tabletop GM because those were actually pretty good. Dude's too stupid and intellectually lazy for any political opinion spewing.
 
This coming from a guy whose country thinks Indian food is the greatest thing in the world, feces and all. Britain is well known to have bland tasteless food. When was the last time you heard someone outside of that country go "man I could really go for some shit on a shingle!" They reason why they kept attacking France was because they had the better pastries.
 
It looks like our boi Carlgon went all in on Academic Agent shilling and colabs
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He's also shilling for 3rld world crap - "anything but the West, I'm so contrarian" and, obviously, they're all obese.
Worth praising Carl for being the least fat of them. Pakidemic Agent truly shows those Iranian Aryan genes at work
Yes academic agent being a Persian if you ever really want to piss any of those idiotic non-white totally Pro white white nationalists just post pictures of them and their non-white families it seems to really piss them off
My father's 5-year plan is finally come to fruition all of the truly evil alt-right Nazis a no match for high class British racism.
We Will revive High tourism take back the British Empire .
All of his enemies have been vanquished Ethan Ralph alcoholic deadbeat father
Richard Spencer reduced to equivalent homosexual Jim James Patrick O'Shaughnessy dying of cancer AIDS.
Sargon wins
 
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