Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

>coach deadpill is somehow a free man
>Lord Miles is still stuck in an afghan prison

it's not fair
At this point I feel more sympathy for coach than miles. Miles had many people who put their necks on the line to help him and he barely got out. Then he immediately heads straight back, learning nothing from the whole situation

Coach is equally retarded but getting 8 years in a labor death camp for political opinions is even more retarded
 
Tim Pool is currently saying it's 100% plausible Biden ordered the arrest of CRP in Ukraine. His cohosts think Tim is retarded and won't admit the reason Britney Grinner got out was because of nigger worship and not 4D World War 3 baiting.
Russell Brand also put this video on Rumble last night devoting 17 minutes to the Coach cause, only some 12 hours before Coach posted his videos (https://rumble.com/v33gprt-zelenskyy-just-did-this-and-it-changes-everything.html). Interesting timing. Did Russell Brand just randomly pick the same day to make a whole video about it? Did he possibly contact with Coach ahead of the piece? Did Coach say "Yeah Russell, make sure to release that piece right before I announce and make an illegal border crossing to escape charges in a wartorn country"?

I wonder if Coach's plan isnt just to gin up as much media as he can at once and then try to walk right through the gate in broad daylight and hope they say "Fuck it just let him go"
 
I wonder if Coach's plan isnt just to gin up as much media as he can at once and then try to walk right through the gate in broad daylight and hope they say "Fuck it just let him go"
It can go one of two ways with CRP, either he's trying to drum up media for protection purposes like you said, or the Ukrainians really do want him to leave because he's an annoying old man and he's making shit up for clout.
 
Can we keep the politifagging out of it. I don't give a shit about Russia or Ukraine. I just wanna see Mr. Project Mayhem make his grand escape, running from Ukraines finest and get across the Hungarian border. It's probably all kayfabe and Ukraine just wanted him out of the country, but it's funnier this way.
 
Governments shouldn't imprison average people for giving their honest political opinions, you stupid faggots. I don't care if he's a retard he did nothing wrong.
Even if I agreed with an invasion (like, let's say, Afghanistan), that doesn't make it particularly smart to show up there and call the locals stupid systempig faggots who deserve everything that's coming to them.

He's frankly lucky a lynch mob didn't find him first.

Inter arma enim silent leges
 
Belarus or Russia would be a better choice, but Hungary usually is okay with "white" (56%) or christian rapefugees, and out of the west block is the least anti ruski.

Its a long shot, but better a shot then lets say Romania or especially Poland.
 
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HOW?! How did Frumpy Snake over here escape? I would have expected holols to play kick the panchito with his head!
Tim Pool is currently saying it's 100% plausible Biden ordered the arrest of CRP in Ukraine. His cohosts think Tim is retarded and won't admit the reason Britney Grinner got out was because of nigger worship and not 4D World War 3 baiting.
Whenever you think Tim Pool can't get anymore retarded, he goes 3 steps beyond, gotta love that gokugetem attitude! Maybe CRP got arrested for being a retard calling out a regime while living inside the regime, political provocateurs under a regime tend to have very short lifespans unless they are sly as foxes and spry as ones and CRP ain't either. And of course all of the standard democrat programming on his brain stops him from making the obvious synapse why the jungle ape got traded for a death merchant.
I don't get why he doesn't just make for the U.S.

BTW, where are his Ukrainian wife and kids?
Leaving aside that I'm having big doubts that they even existed, methinks they are fucked since regime 101 is you catch the element generating the problem and all of their immediate associates. But seeing how Egghead managed to "escape" I can only presume this all got exaggerated to high hell. I also await for him to be caught again because he couldn't help himself to stay of the grid a bit longer to reach Hungary instead of telegraphing his next move. Or maybe he's doing 5d backgammon and he intends to go to Poland instead, because being pro Russia in Poland has never caused issues for anyone!

Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised he never mentions his family ever again and if he ever manages to do any super chats ever again, asking about them will get you banned.
 
I don't get why he doesn't just make for the U.S.

BTW, where are his Ukrainian wife and kids?
The answer to both parts of your comment are surprisingly related. You see, Coach was a failed PUA in the US, and so he travelled to Ukraine where women were, in his words, more 'feminine' aka poor and desperate for money.

So where is his Ukrainian wife and kids? They separated like 3 or 4 years ago, according to court documents posted a little while back in this thread. Even before Covid he was seeing his kids like once a week or something. During Covid that dropped further, and since the war proper started I doubt he's had any contact. At the start he said that he had sent his wife and kids away for their safety but now we know that's a cope.

Poor Coach, he went to Ukraine and got milked for his money wherever he went. Guy brought houses over there, I guess they'll all get seized too. All I can say is I'm glad he's out and I can't wait for the Hungry arc, it's pretty hard to milk lowcows when they're behind bars.
 
Isn't it insanely fucking stupid to broadcast that shit on both twitter and youtube before you haven't made it to safety?

EDIT: Ok, apparently they were set to premier after he crosses, but I saw someone say that the country asked him to leave, so is he actually running away or leaving as per their request and just milking it for drama?
 
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Isn't it insanely fucking stupid to broadcast that shit on both twitter and youtube before you haven't made it to safety?

EDIT: Ok, apparently they were set to premier after he crosses, but I saw someone say that the country asked him to leave, so is he actually running away or leaving as per their request and just milking it for drama?
The way he presented what he was doing in his videos was more or less "You fucked up your first chance, it's now or never to leave otherwise you're fucked" so this time it's srsbsns because he couldn't take a hint the first time which is why he only spent two months in Sizo instead of years.

The problem is CRP wants notoriety and what better way to accomplish that than as a martyr of some sort? Coach fears death, however, so if this is his last known video appearance then he went out on his terms and with a bit of showmanship to boot... not that there's anything particularly admirable about how he went about doing it. Many speculate this is some kind of tall tale or a precursor to a book he intends to write, and while these are all certainly possibilities given Coach's track record, who can safely say?

I think his wife and children are out of immediate danger but still in Ukraine, but who knows, Coach may just fucking ditch his family there too. The guy is a notorious huckster so it wouldn't be really much of a surprise since he's uprooted himself before.

I hope he makes it, regardless of anyone's perspective on his actions or where anyone might sit on the Ukraine-Russia conflict. A dead cow produces no milk.
 

Relevant Ukrainian court order.

Highlights:-

Category of Case No. 638/5519/23: criminal offenses against the peace, security of humanity and international law and order; justification, recognition as legitimate, denial of the armed aggression of the Russian Federation against Ukraine, glorification of its participants.
Sent by the court: 26.06.2023. registered: 26.06.2023. published: 27.06.2023.

By the decision of the investigative Court of the Kiev District Court. Kharkiv from May 01, 2023ROKU OSOBA_7 chose a preventive measure in the form of detention under the guard until June 29, 2023 with the determination of the bail amount in the amount of 402600, 00 UAH($11,000)

This is how he got out. He paid Ukraine $11,000 in bail.

At the hearing, the prosecutor supported the request for an extension of the preventive measure in the form of detention of the accused PERSON_7, but asked not to determine the amount of bail, referring to the negative description of the accused provided by the state institution "Kharkiv pre-trial detention center" and the presence of two reprimands for violating the daily routine, tactless behavior towards the staff of the institution, failure to fulfill the duties of the cell attendant.

CPR got in trouble for being rude to staff and not cleaning up his cell, apparently. Perhaps the tactless behavior was him trying to redpill the guards?

From the content of the examined decision of the Kharkiv Court of appeal of May 30, 2023, it was established that during the search conducted at the stage of pre-trial investigation, 9000.00 US dollars were found in the accused's possession.

They confirm that they found $9000 in his house when they searched it. Thank you for your donation to the Ukrainian cause coach!

As for the arguments of the accused regarding the maintenance of two young children and the need to support them, since they were left without means of subsistence, the court notes the following.

Taking into account the fact that the accused is officially unemployed and has no official source of income, the court considers that the arguments about the maintenance of two young children are not properly proven.

In addition, the court states that the children live together with their mother, who is not incapacitated and has the opportunity to find a job for the maintenance of children.

CPR tries to hide behind his estranged kids to pay less bail.

When making a certain amount of bail, PERSON_7 is released from custody and assigned to him for a period of two months the following duties: to arrive at the investigator, prosecutor, Court on the first call; not to leave Kharkiv without the permission of the investigator, prosecutor or court; to notify the investigator, prosecutor or court about the change of his place of residence at the address: ADDRESS_1 ; to wear an electronic means of control; to deposit in the relevant state authorities a passport for traveling abroad or other documents that grant the right to travel abroad.

According to this when making bail he had to give up his passport, agree to remain in Kharkhiv, and I assume electronic means of control refers to an ankle bracelet? But he says he wasn't given an ankle monitor, and they gave his passports back? Given that this is Ukraine, I could believe that there was just a judicial fuckup here, or like he says they just wanted him to fuck off. It's definitely weird that this was ordered by the court but didn't happen.

I want him to get asylum and for the Hungry arc to begin though.
 
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I reckon for the content: he should change his opinions and say the same shit in Russia but in reverse.

For the content meaning I'd never have to watch him again.
 
Relevant Ukrainian court order.
Beat me to it. I was reading through the court decisions that have accumulated so far, meaning to post about them also.

CPR tried to have his bail lowered before but got refused. And, since his criminal proceedings were to start tomorrow, on the 2nd of August, he must have put off paying his bail for as long as he could.
 
Did he say he had his passport? Maybe he doesn’t, and that’s what the “applying for political asylum” BS is about. Because otherwise you’d just cross the border like everyone else, no drama. Right?
 
This guy is a retard. Just send his ass back home on a plane and put his stupid ass on a list if he tries to reenter the country.

Anything else is just a dog and pony show. The United States tax payers have sent HOW MUCH money to Ukraine and they can't even buy a plane ticket. The fuck are they doing with the money,eating it like a salad?
 
LMAO, Western Ziggers don't want to live in Russia! What are you crazy? Who wants to live in that shithole? They only support Russia because they hate their own society. But given the choice, they would rather live in the society they hate then go to some Siberian shithole that may or may not have running water and/or heat.

Besides, the war in Ukraine is Just a Game! Like in Minecraft! or Armata! Nobody is actually dying! Its all stat tables and 3d CGI's where the Zigger worldview is justified to the sound of epic music! I mean, wow, it would be pretty horrible if thousands of people were getting slaughtered real time no cap with drones, bombs, rockets, and so on. But thankfully its not true, and even if it was its the Homosexual West and Niggers Fault! Which means they, the enlightened few contrarians are totally justified in cheering on the slaughter!

From a safe distance, of course.
There's a whole ass battlefield to cross over lol. Sneed pill may be retarded but it seems he does have basic self preservation skills.
 
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