Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

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Trianon said:
On Day 488, I learned through an online poll that 50% of Americans like me.
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Now hold on there. Let's check out the question that was asked.
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DailyMail poll? Not really that accredited but sure let's ignore that.
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The question "has Dylan Mulvaney become more relevant or less relevant due to the Bud Light controversy?" is not the same as "do you have a favorable or unfavorable view of Dylan Mulvaney?" For example, I would say he has become more relevant as there are news articles about him everywhere and he is helping peak people, but it doesn't mean that I have a favorable view of him. Being famous doesn't mean that you're not infamous.
 
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1440p Curved Monitor said:
Now hold on there. Let's check out the question that was asked.
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DailyMail poll? Not really that accredited but sure let's ignore that.
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The question "has Dylan Mulvaney become more relevant or less relevant due to the Bud Light controversy?" is not the same as "do you have a favorable or unfavorable view of Dylan Mulvaney?" For example, I would say he has become more relevant as there are news articles about him everywhere and he is helping peak people, but it doesn't mean that I have a favorable view of him. Being famous doesn't mean that you're not infamous.
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I mean he's definitely more relevant than before that ad campaign.
He's managed to single-handedly destroy a brand that was Americas top selling beer since the fucking 90's, so that's definitely relevant.
Relevancy isn't always a positive thing.
Neither is notority.
I'd say Bernie Madoff was more relevant and more widely known after the 2008 banking crash than before it when only people in his industry knew who he was.
Afterwards everyone knew who he was (also trusting your finances to a fucking Jew called Made-Off that's still fucking priceless and shows the guys running the simulation have a sense of humor) not exactly a good thing.
Dylans relevant in a bad way.
He cost Budweiser 27 fucking billion dollars.
 
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gateway said:
Dylan goes to France for the 500th day of being a very real girl. We now know where the $26,250 from the event went...
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Did this faggot get his deal with the Devil wrong, and there's a portrait in an attic somewhere that stays the same age while he gets uglier and older every day?

His face is getting as wrinkled as a scrotum.
 
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scathefire said:
How does one man manage to have an orifice as big as this?
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Choose 1 of the following answers:
1: Sucking horsecocks.
2: Swallowing equine penises.
3: Ingesting the reproductive organs of a equus caballus.
4: The costant Re-enacting of a "what if" scenario inspired by a infamous scene from the cult manga Berserk.
5: Filling the insides of his throat a dick almost as big as Null's.
6: Attempted suicides by suffocation involving large animals.
7: He got it while filming "Mr. Hands 2: revenge of the 60 years old woman."
 
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William Tyndale said:
Has this been posted yet? Dylan appears with his mother (not mother? Possum lady?) on YouTube as an opossum. Yes you read that correctly. Wtaf.
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That's Pearl De Wisdom/Georgette Spelvin (those are both fake names), a completely insane but delightful woman who makes videos on YouTube with oppossums and has a website where she channels her dead pet squirrel (who was also called Pearl) for psychic readings.
Much of what she does is just weird performance art (but she obviously does have access to a bunch of oppossums) but this video is from when he was non binary and yet Pearl has only just uploaded it last month -
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- which makes me wonder if she's deliberately embarrassing him with some weird video he made pre-pandemic?
Either way that's not his mother, his mother is Donna Mulvaney. We've only got one childhood photo
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but I think this is her in 2013:
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and her now:
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She's obviously separated from Dylan's father and didn't attend Day 365 of Girlhood - and additionally seems to have mostly scrubbed her presence off the internet - so I think she's gone to ground to start a new life away from the horrorshow her son turned into.
 
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AssignedEva said:
That's Pearl De Wisdom/Georgette Spelvin (those are both fake names), a completely insane but delightful woman who makes videos on YouTube with oppossums and has a website where she channels her dead pet squirrel (who was also called Pearl) for psychic readings.
Much of what she does is just weird performance art (but she obviously does have access to a bunch of oppossums) but this video is from when he was non binary and yet Pearl has only just uploaded it last month -
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- which makes me wonder if she's deliberately embarrassing him with some weird video he made pre-pandemic?
Either way that's not his mother, his mother is Donna Mulvaney. We've only got one childhood photo
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but I think this is her in 2013:
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and her now:
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She's obviously separated from Dylan's father and didn't attend Day 365 of Girlhood - and additionally seems to have mostly scrubbed her presence off the internet - so I think she's gone to ground to start a new life away from the horrorshow her son turned into.
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If I had a son that grew up to be the most faggoty, mincing, flaming queer in human history, I'd want to disappear in shame too.
 
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AssignedEva said:
We've only got one childhood photo
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As a parent that photo makes me sick to my stomach. That mom had nothing but hopes and dreams for that little boy and he grew up and turned into a disgusting freak of nature. It makes me sad for her.

This is totally random, and *I could be wrong*, but I think this is either Dylan’s childhood home, or possibly the home where his parents currently live. The Lightning McQueen stickers on the wall in the bedroom line up with Dylan being 10 or 11 when the movie came out.

It’s not letting me imbed right now.
 
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AssignedEva said:
Either way that's not his mother, his mother is Donna Mulvaney. We've only got one childhood photo
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but I think this is her in 2013:
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and her now:
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She's obviously separated from Dylan's father and didn't attend Day 365 of Girlhood - and additionally seems to have mostly scrubbed her presence off the internet - so I think she's gone to ground to start a new life away from the horrorshow her son turned into.
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Away from the Internet, huh? From what I've seen of lolcows, there's a good chance family only gets involved if the lolcows drag them in.
William Tyndale said:
As a parent that photo makes me sick to my stomach. That mom had nothing but hopes and dreams for that little boy and he grew up and turned into a disgusting freak of nature. It makes me sad for her.
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Couldn't you say that about every kid? I've seen pictures of Chris Chan and Ethan Ralph as kids on this site.
 
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Random Internet Person said:
Couldn't you say that about every kid? I've seen pictures of Chris Chan and Ethan Ralph as kids on this site.
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Dylan is much more insidious than those characters because his express purpose is to push transgender ideology (and by extension irreversible surgeries) onto kids.

Remember, having the bone on your forehead shaved down is a LiFe SaViNg Pr0cEdUrE!
 
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Radion_Godiva said:
Dylan is much more insidious than those characters because his express purpose is to push transgender ideology (and by extension irreversible surgeries) onto kids.

Remember, having the bone on your forehead shaved down is a LiFe SaViNg Pr0cEdUrE!
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What makes that especially troubling is the fact that this faggot has no intention of getting the chop, having bolt-ons installed, or even going on estrogen. He's the leading posterboy for trooning out, and he's not taking any irreversible steps that would compromise his once (and future) life as a gay man.
 
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JULAY said:
What makes that especially troubling is the fact that this faggot has no intention of getting the chop, having bolt-ons installed, or even going on estrogen. He's the leading posterboy for trooning out, and he's not taking any irreversible steps that would compromise his once (and future) life as a gay man.
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Of course not. His handlers know how messed up the effects of wrong sex hormones and the constant problems the surgeries cause, he's too high profile, imagine if he got a stinkditch when the inevitable complications happen.
They learned their lesson with Jazz Jennings, watching the medical disaster inflicted on him peaked a lot of people and did the opposite that propaganda show was supposed to, they're not gonna risk that again with Dyldo.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Of course not. His handlers know how messed up the effects of wrong sex hormones and the constant problems the surgeries cause, he's too high profile, imagine if he got a stinkditch when the inevitable complications happen.
They learned their lesson with Jazz Jennings, watching the medical disaster inflicted on him peaked a lot of people and did the opposite that propaganda show was supposed to, they're not gonna risk that again with Dyldo.
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JULAY said:
What makes that especially troubling is the fact that this faggot has no intention of getting the chop, having bolt-ons installed, or even going on estrogen. He's the leading posterboy for trooning out, and he's not taking any irreversible steps that would compromise his once (and future) life as a gay man.
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Hpw many of these prominent trans rights activists that are MtF have gone under the knife for things that aren't just cosmetic? There was just talk on Capitol Hill that Lia Thomas still had a dick.
 
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