•Hullo hullo hullo. Welcome to my lunchhh, which is Taco Bell.
•Today is Taco Tuesday.
•I’m gonna update you on my “weight loss journeee”.
•Cheese sauce and nachos.
•BISSMILLAH HEH!
•mmm mmm MMMM!
•My my meal came with like an extra drink 
LIE
•I dunno why, we didn’t order an extra drink, so thank you Taco Bell.
•A spork. Hot sauce. A volcano…
•JULIA! No no no no no!
•A volcano burrito, AND! A volcano chalupuhhh!
•Okay babygirl!
•Arranges her mukbang box.
•ALRIGHT!
•
SO!
•Lemme guess; talking to a caht in a stern voice is animal abuse, right?
•I can’t with people on the internet. I can’t. I can’t.
•Then
don’t. No one cares. And stop talking like a 13-year-old. You sound like fucking ALR.
•And don’t let the door hitcha on the way out, you fat fuck.
•ALRIGHT!
•Hee hee alright.
•SO!
•I hahve chips and cheese sauce, I already said what I hahve, so bismilluuugh (you already said that too).
•Let’s eat!
•You goise already know I like to lick my fingers, so.
•
What was I gonna say? Oh yeah. My weight.
•OKAY.
•Why do people ahct brand-new when it comes to weight loss, doiets and all these other things. Everyone’s an expert all of a sudden bluh bluh bluh.
•HEE HEE if you see me eating and I’m not tracking, I’m obviously not on trahck.
•Sooo…
•Ummm…
•Beauty Bite!
•You know like a lot of the world is overweight, right? So if it was that easy, and people were successful, the first, even fifty attempts at weight loss, there would be no issue.
•Not true. Not every fat person wants to lose weight. Like…
you! You have no desire to fix anything that’s wrong with you because then your built-in excuse goes bye-bye.
•So people need to stop acting brand-new…
•And
YOU need to stop hanging out on TikTok you fucking pig.
•…and “reaction” channels (her emphasis not mine
) who are ALSO three, four hundred pounds even two hundred and fifty pounds need to stop judging other people who are overweight and struggling.
•
WHORE, you haven’t “
struggled” with one single damn thing in your life other than getting up off your floor post-mukbang. Shut the fuck up.
•CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH I’m going to stick a grill fork in my ear.
•I mean, failed doiets, weight-loss attempts are expected.
•You keep doing you, boo. It’ll be a relief to your “
family” when you drop dead within nine months, because then they won’t have to endure your hefty presence ever again, and Natalie can eventually get married in peace without worrying how you’ll look or act at her wedding.
•
But beyond thaht…
•Also therapy isn’t always the solution. There’s a lot of people that cure their binge-eating.
•So, bitch? Let’s say you have magically cured your mythical BED. You are aware, I’m sure, that you’re gaining weight at an exponential rate at this point, so what’s your new weight loss plan
NOW that you’re “
not bingeing”? Maybe you should go
BAHCK to your “
bingeing” since you weren’t gaining nearly as rapidly before you “
cured”yourself with your little book.
•It depends on the situation.
•Oh? So what’s the solution in
YOUR “
situation”, huh?
•Somebody who wrote a book about it did it without therapy.
•I’M SORRY, but
WHY is it your goal to do everything on your own? Oh. Right. Because that would mean going on a weight-loss plan and cutting out your twice-daily (
c’mon bitch we know it’s more than once a day) fast-foodathon.
•ALSO quit pretending you don’t remember the name of that book or the author - it was your fucking BIBLE when you started this fake-ass BED arc a month ago or wheneverthefuck it was.
•I’ve been to so many therapists. I’ve been to the eating disorder recovery program in Ottawa. I showed the medical records! So don’t tell me I didn’t try to get help, OKAY? HEH!
•YOU FUCKING IDIOT. You don’t walk into a clinic and receive a magic cure spell. It takes
WORK to treat mental illness. And that work needs to be done by
YOU. But you’d rather pretend to have a disorder you DON’T HAVE and pretend to cure it, so you won’t get flak for the way you’re eating now. Do you REALIZE that by fooling yourself, you’re not hurting OR FOOLING your audience into thinking you’re done? You are only going to get fatter and fatter and fatter and we will all laugh and laugh
and laugh and laugh…
•You’re the most fucked-in-the-head creature most people will ever come across. There’s actually probably no hope for you at this point, and we’re HERE FOR THE FIERY CONCLUSION.
•
I’m gonna try… to continue with Weight Watchers.
•Let’s look up the dictionary definition of “
continue”, shall we? (see attached SS)
•”
CONTINUE:
to recommence or resume after interruption.”
•Um. Today? I need to make a meal plan. For a whole day, for like a week. Foods that I find satisfying, nutritious, and “point friendly”.
•HAH. Good luck with thaht.
•
So thaht’s…
•Gargantuan bite.
•Chew chew, slurp swallow. Kill me.
•Thaht’s what I need to do to better prepare myself for success. Is be prepared.
•Our little Gorl Scout.
•You need to be better prepared to be prepared? I’m lost.
•
I need to exercise my planning skills.
•What planning skills.
•
Why is it like an online CULTURE thing, to… like…
•I’m clearly struggling with keeping on trahck. So why make fun of that?
•Because you’re a fat, vile, smug, fucking greedy farm animal who always needs to have something in your mouth. <
ahem>.
•You’re a hideously ugly arrogant idiot, an anti-Semite, an animal abuser, a LIAR, a rape and pedo-apologist… shall I go on?
•Why is that FUNNY? Like…
•See above.
•Why is it funny thaht we’re (we who
?) struggling with something that could better our lives. Why is that funny?
•Bitch this is the second time in my recap career that you’ve done your Joe Pesci in
Goodfellas impression. We heard. Stop it.
•Why is thaht a jooke? <HUGE eye roll
>
•People are just… they don’t understand.
•I don’t get it.
•Clearly.
•GODDD watching her eat at 1x speed is virtually impossible. She moves like she’s in a fucking coma… or trapped in a vat of glue.
•And at the end of the day people can give their opinions, their solutions, what worked for them, but you’re not that person. You don’t live in their shoes. You haven’t walked in their shoes, you don’t have their genetic make-up.
•Weight loss is not different for everybody. It’s SCIENCE. Calories in vs calories out.
It’s NOT COMPLICATED.
•You can’t… you don’t have the same life path.
•Your “life path” has absolutely zero to do with your ability to lose weight.
•Anyway. <huge eye roll
>
•<imitating a reactor
> Okay, soo.. ChanTALL has another failed doiet attempt.
•Yup. She sure did.
•
Okay! What’s your point? What’s your point?
•I’m gonna go out on a limb here, and assume that the point was that you failed
AGAIN at what must be like your thousandth attempt to stop being a huge fat fucking
LOSER.
•You’re trying to be, like, indicate that it’s some kind of…
•The word you’re searching for is “CHARACTER FLAW.”
•…flaw in my character?
•Ha ha BINGO! Glad we agree.
•…thaht I foind, um, sticking to any kind of doiet regarding food difficult - at least I still try!
•ROFL BITCH WHERE SHUT THE FUCK UP.
•Also, to quote a very short, very wise, very famous being:
“DO OR DO NOT. THERE IS NO TRY.”
•…and at least I put my life oout there and not just judge other people for their attempts.
•And I wanna say, also, people who come for me with like, ‘oh you’re attacking Candy for the carnivore doiet…’
•I didn’t attack Candy. I’m pretty sure I said, and I QUOTE: <pinky erection
> ‘I wish the best for her.’
•You
may have said that, but it was after you attacked Candy for the carnivore diet. A diet on which Candy has lost almost 50 pounds in five-ish weeks, whereas YOU, cunt, have gained at least that much.
SUCK IT HUMPTY DUMPTY.
•…so where am I, where am I DISSING her?
•Shall we dig up the video?
•At the same toime, I’m allowed to have an opinion about the carnivore doiet.
•Yep. You are! And the internet is allowed to have an opinion about what a fat fucking slob you are. <wink>
•Wha? That makes me a bad person?
•You’re a horrible, awful, disgusting, vile, terrible person. And, it no longer matters to anyone watching how or why you got that way.
•
Please.
•Some people struggle with food. Some people struggle with drug abuse. Some people are alcoholics. Some people have an addiction to HATE. Gambling. Some people have other problems.
•SO!
•Chewing and TMJ popping sounds. Help.
•MMMM! You distracted me. From my burrito.
•HEH HEH!
•Oh.
•That’s my whining for today.
•(I think she said “Once again” but not sure) I give my opinion unapologetically becuzz if you look around YouTube, every HOUR someone is giving their OPINION on my life.
•
CUNT. That’s because YOU PUT YOUR LIFE ON YOUTUBE. Jesus fucking Christ how many times must you be told this???
•…making things up. My huzzband’s an animal abuser now. <huge eye roll
> Apparently.
•Do you know how many videos on TikTok I see of really good pet owners squeezing their pets? It’s called ‘affection’.
•Salad is indeed somewhat rough with Julia, but I kind of agree the uproar is a bit of a tempest in a teapot. Anyone who is spending an inordinate amount of time and energy on Tweedle Stupid and his cat would better serve the world by supporting and donating time or money to charities that assist with actual animal abuse, but that’s just me.
•The person accusing him of thaht has the dumbest channel I’ve ever seen in my life.
•In your WHOLE LIFE?
Wow.
•
…wakes up every day, prolly gets their kids ready for school, immediately thinks: ‘How can I trigger a rage out of a person?’
•Can you imagine? It’s a sahd existence.
•Actually, watching reaction channels incite rage in you is actually
extremely entertaining.
•And I’m ‘sahd’ for being a fat person eating.
•No, you’re a actual piece of garbage who wants wants wants wants wants wants wants and only thinks about herself. You’re an idiot and a loser.
(But not of weight. Budumpump).
•Anyway. It’s mind-boggling. HEH. <massive eye roll
>
•Maybe. But certainly less so than the fact that you’re 50-60 pounds heavier than you were six weeks ago and you continue to shove three-to four meals into your fat maw three times a day. That’s kinda mind-boggling also.
•Someone can make ten videos in a row attahcking me, but I make one post, or one retaliation, and then people who are not even religious will come and attack me saying ‘Oh how piou- how Muslim of you. <eyeroll
>
•Sips from can.
•AHHHHHH.
•Ooooh
•SO!
•Please CAN IT.
•No. And you can’t make me.
•I cannot be cancelled. You know why?
•One, because most of- I’d say the majority of what you say is lies.
•Two, I was never a channel that was like sweet ‘n innocent you know like some channels that have this super, um, CLEAN IMAGE and then people find out that they have skeletons in their closet ‘cause I’m not FAKE and I know that life’s not like thaht, ya know.
•You have TONS of skeletons in that closet, bitch. Thing is, all of them have already been exposed and/or doxxed.
•Same thing with these doiets. I’m gonna continue to attempt to get bahck on trahck and everything you know?
•Uh huh.
•…and if you make fun of me for it? WhatEVer.
•Our unbothered gorl has risen again.
•That’s on you.
•But… uhm… I was always just open on who I am. You know? You can’t expose me, I exposed myself.
•Yeah you did. Several times. And we’re in therapy now dealing with that trauma.
•I haven’t done anything in my life super shady in my life where - warrants exposing. Anything I’ve done is like human. Human-level. And I’ve learned from it.
•
REALLY. Please share what you’ve learned. I maintain you haven’t learned
SHIT.
•Same thing when people came at me and I know they would after listening to my video about the uh Ariana Grande - ‘Chantal has cheated on several boyfriends blah blah blah.
•”HAS” cheated. HAS. Verb. Past tense. And then I go on to say how I’ve learned from it.
•SO!
•You can’t weaponize something like thaht - against me. So that’s another reason I can’t be cancelled.
•Bitch is gunning to get her ass cancelled today.
•So you can keep trying… actually I’m gonna learn to just not acknowledge these people. You’re all gonna look dumb.
•I know you are but what am I.
•…making up things and talking to yourself.
•ooooooh! This hot sauce.
•Whoo I might have to drink this. I WILL have to drink this.
•So when you come in here, with your crahppy comments, like ‘How’s the Weight Watchers going?’ You’re really gonna try and shame someone for not stickin- like hahving a bahd day or not sticking to… you know what I mean? So what’s your point?
•I believe the point was, how’s your Weight Watchers coming? Cause we know it’s not.
•So weird.
•ANYWAY.
•Uhm.
•So yeah.
•I’m uncancelable because I hahven’t done, like I don’t have a criminal record. So you won’t find out weird charges against me. Unlike some reactor… who has a charge for elder abuse.
•So I mean, look at yourselves. You can’t cancel someone… you can’t cancel someone for not being perfect when they never claimed to be.
•Ha ha ha.
Wanna bet?
•You know what I mean?
•Mmm. Taco Bell Tuesday.
•And some people might think ‘well you can make your own tacos.’ yeah but all I’m gonna make is an Old El Paso kit. HEH HEH!
•JULIA!
•Baby girrll, baby girrll…. tell them how much you love your daddy.
•If he was so abusive toward the caht…
•Oh Jesus here we go with Nader v BBJ v. 2.0
•She LITERALLY will sleep beside him. Like, or, come to him, always.
•So making false claims like that is just ridiculous.
•Holy crap the TMJ today. oof.
•Anyway. Bahck to ignoring your irrelevant thoughts.
•Bitch if you ever “
ignored” reactions, you wouldn’t be sitting there. And
neither would they.
•Anyways goize.
•That is so spicy.
•By the way, I don’t hahve anything on the bahck of my head. OKAY?
•The most hysterical thing about
GUNT is that she consistently makes videos addressing
ALL the current objections to her existence, yet fervently claims to ignore them. It’s baffling, seriously - her intellect is dwindling. I love it so much. This fucking bitch.
•It’s my HEE-jobb.
•So we’re back to pronouncing it like that again. Got it.
•Just so you know.
•
The only thing growing off me are hater channels. Thank you.
•And yeast. Don’t forget the yeast.
•ALRIGHT!
•SO!
•
Thank you for eating with me. Devouring that. I was SO hungry BULLSHIT
•Uh. I’ll prolly go live later.
•I’m gonna cook later (I’m not sure what she said but it sounded like that.)
•One of my FAVORITE favorite snahcks is sliced crisp, cold-from-the-fridge cucumbers with salt. You haff to try it it is so good.
•Sounds exciting.
•Maybe some chicken enchiladas would hit the spot? C’mon, you know you want some spicy cheesy enchiladas and some FRESH cheesecake?
Give ‘em a call, gorl.
•So. Yeah.
•I dunno why I mentioned thaht. Just try it.
•Alright goize see you goize in the next video. BYE! Thanks for listening to me vent. Heh bye!
Aaand the rest (
the fart) is history. Thank God.
.
