Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

I'm pretty sure the all too commonly stated, "All he did was say Norm McDonald wasn't funny" isn't 100% true anyway.

It's not even remotely true. His rape threats to women had a lot more to do with his woes.

 

[Snekposter]

The sonic hedgehog protein joke works because there was already a gene called the hedgehog gene because it was discovered to have an effect on fruit fly embryos, causing them to mutate and develop spike-like protrusions. Later scientists found three similar genes in humans, and named two of them after species of hedgehog. The third, obviously, was the sonic hedgehog gene.

That sort of thing happens all the time. There's a species of scorpion native to Somalia designated Neobuthus factorio, because it was discovered by the father of the lead dev of Factorio.

We can't forget the spikey, harmless spider named after a certain armless failure of a despoiler, either.

And damn, the most entertaining part of this man, 1993 threads in, is making science jokes about him. He's just a sad failure of a person so stuck on repeat for his Xeets he probably fails the Turing test.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Besmirching the honor of papa Tomlinson really seems to strike a nerve with Pat.

I wonder if he thinks that if he defends daddy from the stalkers enough daddy will eventually be proud of him?

 

[LGHDR+]

Eh, naming a worm after Pat sounds funny, but then his name is always a part of science, even in just the name of a worm. I'd rather something be called stalkerchildius enjoyprisonerae than anything that directly has his name in it.

Fuck, I gotta find me a new (FAT) species, stat.

Most important exchange today:
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Damn, three-for-one stalker post (child excluded from offer).

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I can't see them, are they behind the group of convicted child molesters and their supporters he usually hangs out with or what?

Rick has assembled a powerful group of people, that's for sure:

 

[W00K #17]

So Patrick is denying there is a court hearing later this August. while also promising that anyone who shows up to watch this hearing which is open to the public will be arrested as soon as they enter the courthouse?

I've never texted Patrick, I've never even had a Twitter account, I've never had any contact with this man in any way shape or form whatsoever. If I simply try to view his court hearing, as a not involved third party person who is just fascinated by abnormal psychology, I will be arrested for just entering the room?

Under what grounds? I've never met this man, nor ever contacted him? I just think this hearing might be entertaining to quietly attend. I'm not going to show up wearing a pickel suit. Just quietly watch.

What grounds would he have for me being arrested on sight?

It's about a 4 hour drive from me. 50/50 on if work would give me a day off this close to the hearing date, but if they do I could definitely make the drive there and back in a day. I drive that far and back all the time for off day fishing trips.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My ribs if multiple funsters show up in disguises so they don’t get doxed by their own.

 

[AnOminous]

WHO writes this?? I need to see that in a court document now lol.
His brain is just broken.

Imagine being so mentally ill that you feel compelled to inform people that your father did, in fact, have a penis.

I mean duh.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

There is no evidence he stalked his ex wife, PCJ or his abandoned daughter, so he probably isn’t a stalker.

Akshuhually, Pringle Can John did confront Fatrick during/immediately after the divorce because he was stlakering Ade.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What's great here is that thing "we learned today" wasn't even true at the time he tweeted this, let alone later when "more facts" came out. The facts at the time said this had not happened because it can't have happened without somebody noticing. (We'll ignore trying to figure out what "stolen by Russia" even is supposed to mean.)

Further, his second tweet where he tries to sound informed only reveals his ignorance, voter information doesn't have demographic data in it. Cross-referencing with the census data and spending time deliberately targeting any voter is a waste of time, it'd be smarter to just delete the entire database and make everyone reregister since this would accomplish essentially the same result as Rick assumes was the achieved goal. Pat thinks they're smart enough to get past all the security and other difficulties of getting into the database undiscovered and then too stupid to not waste their entire time in the database on something stupid and easily discovered.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

has patrick ever used the word 'incel' before? it's unusual backtalk for him. if he has, it must have gotten lost among the stalker children enjoying prison.

 

[cerulean hydra]

has patrick ever used the word 'incel' before? it's unusual backtalk for him. if he has, it must have gotten lost among the stalker children enjoying prison.

Even if he hasn't been using it up until now, he'll probably start using it more since everybody he politically aligns with has started using it in place of "nazi".

 

[bile demon]

Elon has buck broken Pat so hard, he's spouting right wing boomer takes now.
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>twitter
>vital to the public good worldwide
lol
lmao even

Pat has a cargo-cult understanding of what it is to be masculine.

Pat's understanding of masculinity is on the level of your typical troon's understanding of femininity.

There's much more leeway in naming animals than naming proteins/pathways in biochem/mol bio sadly. Best you can really hope for is funny acronyms like CHLD --> STKR --| FAT

ADE receptor. Several known ligands, two of which are the PAT and PCJ proteins. The former has much lower affinity for the receptor than the latter. Just need a patposter biochemist to make the appropriate discovery. Bonus points if PAT binding to ADE actually causes some undesirable shit to happen downstream.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

So Patrick is denying there is a court hearing later this August. while also promising that anyone who shows up to watch this hearing which is open to the public will be arrested as soon as they enter the courthouse?

I've never texted Patrick, I've never even had a Twitter account, I've never had any contact with this man in any way shape or form whatsoever. If I simply try to view his court hearing, as a not involved third party person who is just fascinated by abnormal psychology, I will be arrested for just entering the room?

Under what grounds? I've never met this man, nor ever contacted him? I just think this hearing might be entertaining to quietly attend. I'm not going to show up wearing a pickel suit. Just quietly watch.

What grounds would he have for me being arrested on sight?

It's about a 4 hour drive from me. 50/50 on if work would give me a day off this close to the hearing date, but if they do I could definitely make the drive there and back in a day. I drive that far and back all the time for off day fishing trips.

It's no different than when forum users attended Chris's court hearings. You'll probably see Dan too! I haven't heard anything about him going but it seems obvious that he would.

I-I mean, uhh...wrong in every detail as always, stalker. Enjoy prison.

 

[SnufflePuff]

Finally figured out who young Tommy Tomlinson looked like. Showing my age here, but he’s a chipmunk fucker version of that twink Tony Dow as Wally Cleaver.

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There’s something about his oddly shaped head here that bothers me. Like his head is so fucking wide the arms on his glasses are stretching out, his head decided to take the shape of a lumpy sack of potatoes. The Tomlinson family is seriously a medical mystery. But it is Patrick we’re talking about here, of course his dad looks like that.

 

[Simon]

There’s something about his oddly shaped head here that bothers me. Like his head is so fucking wide the arms on his glasses are stretching out, his head decided to take the shape of a lumpy sack of potatoes. The Tomlinson family is seriously a medical mystery. But it is Patrick we’re talking about here, of course his dad looks like that.

His head looks like a plate. It's bizarre.

 

[Associate Rick]

Although I've never known anyone who grew up with a therapist parent be anything but fucked in the head, so maybe it's more nurture than nature.

You're forgetting about superior Tomlinson and varsity athlete Kyle, it can't all be nurture.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I'm not going to show up wearing a pickel suit

but you are going to show up in a pepperoni suit, right?

 

[internet friend]

ADE receptor. Several known ligands, two of which are the PAT and PCJ proteins. The former has much lower affinity for the receptor than the latter. Just need a patposter biochemist to make the appropriate discovery.

Looks like we don't even need to go that far, as we already have a PST protein. What does PST stand for, you ask? Porcine somatotropin: a growth hormone for pigs. Very fitting.

 

[Maude Snew]

But it is Patrick we’re talking about here, of course his dad looks like that.

Why are you besmirching the good name of the gay rodeo clown who brought AIDS to Africa? He's a national treasure I tell you.