Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

Patrick being a closeted faggot would explain a lot of things.

Except he's too fat to fit in a closet. His extremely gay gunt hangs out.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

You'd need entire Narnia to contain Patrick's gayness

 

[grapeshark77]

Happy GenCon! Pat does some general "meet the writers" thing tonight, but his two panels are Saturday followed by a signing (lol) and him moderating one Sunday. Excited to see what book he allegedly has coming out in "Summer 2023", which ends in a little over a month. He always puts on a show on Twitter when in reality he's alone and drinking at whatever place in the convention center serves booze.

Also check out the GenCon hashtag on Xitter for some of the creepiest people you've ever seen. I'm in favor of giving nerd things back to the nerds so it's a bit of a throwback.

Spoiler: GenCon panels

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Happy GenCon! Pat does some general "meet the writers" thing tonight, but his two panels are Saturday followed by a signing (lol) and him moderating one Sunday. Excited to see what book he allegedly has coming out in "Summer 2023", which ends in a little over a month. He always puts on a show on Twitter when in reality he's alone and drinking at whatever place in the convention center serves booze.

My favorite part of convention season is when people find pics where fatrick (my phone autocorrectes that to “fatrickian” lol) is sitting alone in the background, either at a table in a mostly empty room or at a bar. I can’t wait to see them this year because he’s gonna look faaaaaaaaaaaat

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Happy GenCon!

I’ll be curious to see if Pat makes up more bomb threat fantasies as with previous events. I would predict not since he knows he’s being watched very closely.

But this is Pat, who always picks the dumbest possible move. So yeah, at least one bomb threat and maybe a “SWAT” for Boxcar Niki at hovel alone.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Curious, will we get any kino footage of Pat being called fat by child stalkers or does that tend to be avoided at events like this?

 

[grapeshark77]

Everything is going great. Pat just arrived and is arguing with a guy on Twitter about attendance






He put this on his timeline:

 

[AnOminous]

He put this on his timeline:

Is this homophobe saying there's something wrong with enjoying penis?

 

[Piggle Rick]

“A writing career is a marathon, not a sprint”
So they engage a man who can’t write and is too fat to sprint and cheated at a marathon to be on their panel?
How deranged are these fucks.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Everything is going great. Pat just arrived and is arguing with a guy on Twitter about attendance

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He put this on his timeline:

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Ooh patty’s feeling feisty. “Ok, you’re done.” That’s right pat, banish him from your X kingdom, I’m sure the man who just called you a retard for citing wiki is devastated. I think these conventions get to his head, it’s not often he has a captive audience or a point of authority over someone else.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Hello fellow Patposters. As you know, recently our prized hog has once again decided to reignite the conflict with the best new character introduced this season: our friend Leslie.

Unfortunately, the absurd beginning of the feud happened before KF came back to the clearnet, while the site was extremely unstable. And because of that (at least as far as I can tell) it wasn’t properly documented and many people missed it.

So in celebration of 2000 pages of Patposting, I’ve archive it as much as I could, so its retardness could be more easily “enjoyed” in a single place.

Spoiler: Before you dive in

Please take note of the following:

• This shit is LONG! Leslie and Pat argued for 3 days, non-stop. Add the rest of “Pat’s Fibromyalgia Gang of Misfits”, the Funsters and the occasional civilian, and it went on for almost a thousand tweets.
• Pat is a slow burning lolcow, you won’t have fun if you try to absorb the lore in a single go. That rule also applies here: take your time reading this, otherwise I guarantee you’ll get a headache. So grab a cup of coffee and a snack during a weekend afternoon and slowly enjoy the process of seeing Pat losing his mind. Turns out, it's pretty funny!
• The whole conversation is a HUGE MESS. Everyone involved decided to randomly respond to one another multiple times, creating multiple branching “conversation trees”.
  • The Twitter reply system is atrocious, but no doubt a great part of the confusion comes from my complete lack of experience using that retarded site. I DID try to organize it as much as I could to make it readable, but there’s only so much a man can do in his restricted spare time. This is how it goes:
    • Spoiler: Reading order (best I could do)

      A
      

      • A - 01
      • A- 02
        • X
      • A- 03

      [*]B
      [*]C
    Spoiler: Reading order (best I could do)

    [*]In the example above, the original conversation should be read A, then B then C. And of course, A-01 initiates a new branch, continuing from A (A-01 then A-02, then A-03). TL,DR: whenever there's a spoiler, that's a new conversation branching from the image immediately above. I made some mistakes here and there, but it should help.
  • The goal here was mostly just to archive the way Pat’s ODD/ASPD-ridden “must correct the record" mind manifests; the readability of the conversation is a (nice) bonus.
• It is incomplete. Many accounts (like Shane’s and most Funsters’) were banned before I decided to compile it. Also, After a while I got too tired of doing this so I decided to focus mostly on P&L’s interactions, and stopped trying to archive the secondary cast.

Anyways, here it is. Enjoy the madness.

Spoiler: 01 - Who's Leslie

Feminist, pro LGBTVPLLIYGBPP++, anti-Trump, Lefty. In theory, Pat's perfect audience.

One issue though: As her self-deprecating sense of humor sugests, Leslie is not another dumb airhead who accepts everything on Twitter without any questioning. And well... that's gonna be a problem today.

Spoiler: 02 - Being nice to Ooga

Spoiler: 03 - First contact with a cheeky bastard and Pat

Spoiler: 04 - It begins: a woman dares to question The Narrative.

At this point, the Pests were still giving her the traditional pest greeting:

Pat starts to get pissed and Leslie makes new friends:

Spoiler: 05 - Leslie starts Patposting

Condescending Anchovy:

Spoiler: 06 - Leslie continues Patpoasting

Ok, from now on, it starts to go crazy. This part is by far the longest and with the most branching conversations. But also the funniest.

Spoiler: 06-A

Spoiler: 06-A-01

Spoiler: 06-A-1-A

Spoiler: 06-A-1-A-1

Spoiler: 06-A-1-A-2

Spoiler: 06-A-1-A-2-A

Spoiler: 06-A-1-A-2-B

Spoiler: 06-A-02

Spoiler: 06-A-02-A

Spoiler: 06-B

Spoiler: 06-C

Ethan knows what's up

Spoiler: 06-D

Spoiler: 06 - E

I believe here we had Shane giving some courteous suggestions. Unfortunately Elon bought Microsoft so Shane commited seppuku with a butterknife.

Spoiler: 06-E-a

Spoiler: 07 - Anchovy gets sassy with the Leslienator - we get a shout-out

Spoiler: 07-A

Spoiler: "Felony conversing"

How dare you be reasonable. dasracist!

If you allow me to interject here a bit... Jesus, what an asshole, my lord.

Shout-out all Stlakers! Represent!

Listen if we're a gang, I want my cut, cause I've been doing this shit for free.

Spoiler: 08 - Aunt Leslie get piggy fuming

Spoiler: 08-A

Spoiler: 08-A-1

Spoiler: 08-A-2

Spoiler: 08-A-2-A

Spoiler: 08-A-2-B

Felony Attorneying.

Spoiler: 09 - She continues mocking The Pigman

Spoiler: 10 - Another day, same story

Spoiler: 10-A

Spoiler: 11 - She's just fucking with the Gang now

Spoiler: 11-A

Spoiler: 12 - Almost done

And... that's it. Of course, the PigMan l never truly shuts up, but this is as far as I had the patience to go.

Spoiler: Conclusion

Patrick is insane.

Not a hot take I know. But it really can’t be stressed enough how awful existence must be when Twitter is the most important thing in your life.

When I stupidly decided to archive this I thought “well, I have this weekend to myself, why not? It is just scrolling through the interactions and pressing printscreen, it can’t take more than 1 hour”. Man, was I wrong. Because of the many branching “conversation trees” It took me a few hours just trying to understand the flow of each sub-sub-interaction.

Twitter is a cacophony of confusing fights, a hellscape filled with angry petty people doing nothing but annoying, threatening and ganging up on one another. WHY would anyone ever devote their lives to this place, fighting and correcting the record 24/7? That’s insanity. That’s not living, Pat.

In the end, I got nothing but a nasty headache and the desire to never hear about Patrick, ever again. Or at least until the 24th, when hopefully we get one last tweet saying “Turns out you were right. I’m going to prison, Stlaker.”

Spoiler: Epilogue

Fat. Obese. Rotund.

 

[Post Reply]

He put this on his timeline:

It's like some strange humiliation ritual.

 

[An automatic clown]

Did Patso pay for a Blue Check and use the new feature to hide it?

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Spoiler: Felony noticing

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No Fats not paying for Twitter. Fat Jackie is though, and she's hiding her check mark. Her account is eligible for subscriptions which is only available on paid accounts and a new feature of paid accounts is the ability to hide your check mark lol. Fat shit skin

 

[Maude Snew]

“A writing career is a marathon, not a sprint”
So they engage a man who can’t write and is too fat to sprint and cheated at a marathon to be on their panel?
How deranged are these fucks.

But how does one cheat at a writing career? Next question are there half writing careers to cheat at?

 

[poopshoes]

Snead.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

It will never get old watching Pat turn sympathetic bystanders against him merely by being himself. Like, Leslie was completely on his side of things and yelling at the brothermen at the beginning and he had her full-on Patposting within a day. That's just astounding.

But how does one cheat at a writing career? Next question are there half writing careers to cheat at?

Hire a ghostwriter to do all the work, slap your name on it and claim it was all you, then deny everything and accuse people of being jealous losers if and when word leaks. Not saying Pat's done such a thing, of course, but it wouldn't surprise me.

Snead.
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I have never heard of any of these people. Is this what passes for a panel of successful genre writers nowadays?

 

[Maude Snew]

Hire a ghostwriter to do all the work

Posts by ghostwriter you say. Now it all makes sense.

 

[Lurker Child]

“A writing career is a marathon, not a sprint”
So they engage a man who can’t write and is too fat to sprint and cheated at a marathon to be on their panel?
How deranged are these fucks.

lol. Patrick doesn't have a writing "career". He has a writing "racket".
I won't pain myself to read his work, but if his quality of person speaks at all to his quality of word, which, with writers, it frequently is so, I can assume it is self-aggrandizing schlop conning goys of their time if not their money.

I will thank Patrick and his alogs forever though for giving me the idea of "black kids being churned into pepperoni in someone's basement" because that never fails to make me laugh like a retard whenever I remember it.

 

[Say What Now?]

I JUST got a a notification that this video posted by Law & Crime Network. He's got to be contacting these people to do a story on him. He adores this attention.
I am a mobile fag and don't know how to embed but here.
War Zone: Wisconsin couple
Targeted by swatters & online trolls over a tweet

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zh7PQqGCt9Y&feature=share

 

[Alabama Man]

I have never heard of any of these people. Is this what passes for a panel of successful genre writers nowadays?

Being able to breathe and not being a retard, unfortunately. There's a reason most writers are moving to technical/copywriting and then doing the good stuff on the side.