Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[The President of Nintendo]

Let's go to the footage:

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Yep, looks like Patso either lunges or takes the faggiest, most limp-wristed swing ever swung. Lucky he didn't get tazed, or rung up for resisting arrest/assault on an officer.

Can anyone tell me what the fuck anyone is saying in this clip? I can't understand a word of it with all the ambient noise. It's like Patrick lives on a Nascar circuit. If I had that much traffic right outside my front door I would save the cops the trouble and kill myself.

 

[Temperance]

I JUST got a a notification that this video posted by Law & Crime Network. He's got to be contacting these people to do a story on him. He adores this attention.
I am a mobile fag and don't know how to embed but here.
War Zone: Wisconsin couple
Targeted by swatters & online trolls over a tweet

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zh7PQqGCt9Y&feature=share

https://archive.ph/GyYjI

Law&Crime has over 5 million subscribers... kinda impressive how Fat Pat has recently managed to trick several journalists/podcasters/youtubers into talking about him on their large platforms.

720p local copy:

Lol, a bunch of the commenters are a bit skeptical:
















Naturally, OnA funsters are swarming the comments to correct the record. Here's just one example:

 

[Maude Snew]

bro swinging at cops is how ralph caught a felony, he should be fucking thankful the PD obviously takes pity on his dumb ass.

Akshually Ralph didn't even swing at a male cop so this "little" piggy is a step up.

 

[Meat Target]

He's lucky he probably lives in an area where the cops are less jaded. If this were in some inner city area he would have been Floyd'd before he could call the cop a stalker child.

They should have put a knee on his neck until he stopped making pig noises.

Did you noticed the cop he went after is black?

*chef's kiss*

 

[Need4Sneed]

He's lucky he probably lives in an area where the cops are less jaded. If this were in some inner city area he would have been Floyd'd before he could call the cop a stalker child.

Pat used all of his white privilege on that one.

 

[Johnny Salami]

I JUST got a a notification that this video posted by Law & Crime Network. He's got to be contacting these people to do a story on him. He adores this attention.
I am a mobile fag and don't know how to embed but here.
War Zone: Wisconsin couple
Targeted by swatters & online trolls over a tweet

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zh7PQqGCt9Y&feature=share

Spoiler: full Law and Crime video

Let's go to the footage:

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Yep, looks like Patso either lunges or takes the faggiest, most limp-wristed swing ever swung. Lucky he didn't get tazed, or rung up for resisting arrest/assault on an officer.

Good lord this is worst than Ralph, somehow. A certified tough guy.
EDIT: Beaten to the archive

 

[Retink Retunk]

Let's go to the footage:

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Yep, looks like Patso either lunges or takes the faggiest, most limp-wristed swing ever swung. Lucky he didn't get tazed, or rung up for resisting arrest/assault on an officer.

He saw the black officer and instinct kicked in as the pepperoni making process called to Fatrick. The other white officers had to hold Fatrick back so that their colleague wasn't brought to the basement by the drooling manbearpig.

What kind of moron takes a swing at the cops?

 

[Need4Sneed]

I pray the pest get the bodycam footage on this.

 

[Meat Target]

What kind of moron takes a swing at the cops?

A Real Life Tough Guy who will spoonfeed you your teeth.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I pray the pest get the bodycam footage on this.

im praying to terry davis, zyzz, and skyking that we get the body cam footage. my god that would be the greatest thing to happen this year.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Man not even tasered. Imagine swinging at a cop and the cops are so unthreatened by you that don’t even bother with a taser

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Did you noticed the cop he went after is black?

*chef's kiss*

visions of pepperoni

 

[Dan of Steel]

"NOOOO STALKER OFFICER CHILD IT IS IN FACT YOU WHO WILL BE GOING TO JAIL. ENJOY PRISON OFFICER STALKER I KNOW MY RIGHTS BABY CHILD POLICER OFFICER STALKER." - Fatrick, probably.

 

[Meat Target]

Man not even tasered. Imagine swinging at a cop and the cops are so unthreatened by you that don’t even bother with a taser

Look at it. He's at about ahead shorter than all of them. How threatened can you be by a lispy pigman with noodle arms?

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Let's go to the footage:

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Yep, looks like Patso either lunges or takes the faggiest, most limp-wristed swing ever swung. Lucky he didn't get tazed, or rung up for resisting arrest/assault on an officer.

You motherfuckers.
After that Leslie Fight post I said I wouldn't come back here before the contempt court on the 24th... at least!
And then:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT KINDA FAGGOTRY IS THIS, PAT???

Just look at that HEAD TO FOREARM RATIO!!! Look at it!

I mean, I couldn't even draw the extremities of the marker because it was obstructing the entire arm hahahaha I'm dying.
Way to go, Mr. 250 Pounds Bench Press lol. Rib status: pulverized.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

In my retarded opinion it doesn't look like he's trying to punch a cop, it looks like he's flailing like a faggot trying to get his arm away from the cop who was about to handcuff him. The cop grabs his arm and starts to put it behind his back and he flails around like a girl trying to get away. Although it's funnier if he tried swinging on them, so I'm conflicted.

 

[Meat Target]

After that Leslie Fight post I said I wouldn't come back here before the contempt court on the 24th... at least!

Stay fawkin' tuned. As Pig faces the cooking spit, he's gonna get more desperate.

I predict this month will be a Festival of Fatrick. A Parade of Patposting. A Party of Pepperoni. A Rager of Ribs. A Carnival of Corpulence.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Can anyone tell me what the fuck anyone is saying in this clip? I can't understand a word of it with all the ambient noise.

Not exact, but close enough.

Cop: [Indistinct.] -respect." (I think it's "I've shown you respect.")
"No. You were not. You have not-"
*Lunges*
"No!"
Cops: "Hands behind your back sir. Put your hands behind your back. Enough."
[Indistinct due to bus]
"-trying to explain it to you but you're not-"
[Indistinct. I think something about being nuts?]
"But sir, I'm- Stop! You are not! You are making a false arrest right now unless you all get your BEEP hands off of me! Put those cuffs on and it's going to be a million dollar lawsuit! Get. Your. BEEP Hands. Off."
[clip ends]

 

[An automatic clown]

Patposting is back in full swing everyone

 

[Maude Snew]

Look at it. He's at about ahead shorter than all of them. How threatened can you be by a lispy pigman with noodle arms?

Yeah that's what they all say then he swallows you whole or gets you into the basement and you're just fucked.