Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Your Favorite New Friend]

New video about his racing career:

 

[anliteralidiot]

what the fuck.

Why the actual fuck would he do that? There's no way this little freak is getting off to it, considering he's yelling in pain. Did someone tell him to record this, or did he just one day decide "I'm gonna shove a fidget spinner in my dickhole."

There's also the cbt video, where he puts a clip on the head of his dick. Lore is that the trolls.made him, but... You don't keep torturing your dick unless you want to. Troll gf or not.

 

[I Hate Giraffes]

New video about his racing career:

I guess I'll save you all the time from this video. This is one that does tick me off a little.
- Cyraxx starts off by saying since the trolls began to start attacking him, it destroyed his racing career he made in honor of his dead brother.
- Cyraxx claims he set the record for NFS Underground 2.
- Claims he got sponsors on twitch for racing after building his reputation, thus creating a career.
- Cyraxx claims he hasn't raced once this year, as well as no company wants to sign him (music and racing).
- His label this year dropped him.
- Claims the trolls don't know what hard work is, until "You're sitting there, beating yourself up. When you lose just one race wondering, "What could I have done better?" You don't know what its like to put in the blood, the sweat, the tears of everything I've ever done. All the hours of watching hundreds and hundreds of videos on how to get better, how to properly tune your car, how to do this, how to do that, how to properly hold an angle while doing a drift, how to properly pull a drift on a sim rig, how to properly do shit. And constantly getting better. Y'all don't understand that."
-Cyraxx states after this, he'll have to dig himself off the ground once again.
- Cyraxx states the trolls don't know what it's like to carry a legacy. He does for his brother.
- Racing is his life.
- Cyraxx shows a pic of his shitty rig, saying he wants to carry on his legacy.

Notes: This video shows nothing more than Cyraxx going on a continuous cycle of videos. He'll start by uploading a cycle of videos of him raging/threating -> cyring -> looking for pity and then repeating all the while fake crying and lying to himself and the viewers. He will continue to do this until he finally wakes up and admits he fucked up, which will never happen. This retard doesn't understand he isn't a professional e racer. He's just retarded.

 

[Rasputinee]

I don't think Sam Hyde or Jet Neptune would ever let him on fishtank because of the bedbugs posing an actual biohazard to everyone in the house. Despite the chaotic nature of his productions, sam Hyde is a very skilled professional and theresnp way he'd risk getting sued of there's actual bed bugs, scabies and whatever else Cyraxx is carrying around hin.

That, and Sam had kicked someone off the show in the past for being a predator. Let's be real here, there's no shortage of elements keeping Chance from being on Fish Tank, but morally I'm pretty certain Sam would draw the line at Chance's what, three, four recorded attempts to get with a minor? The dude might as well be radioactive with all the shit going on with him and the majority of the worthwhile content wouldn't come from his interaction with the other participants as much as it would be the probability of viewers fucking with him.
I'd rather not see this asshole be given the opportunity to make money. Why some of you even want him to have the chance to bring in an income being an obnoxious screaming little pedophile rat is beyond me, but I'm pretty fucking certain Hyde wouldn't touch this motherfucker with a barge pole, let alone expose him to a house full of other people.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Strange, not a single mention of Ken Block in his video. But when Ken had passed, he was using his name constantly regarding racing.

 

[AnOminous]

No worries man. It's just I'm not an expert in US law and I don't like Chance being a free man.

He's not a free man, though. He's not even a man at all. He's a worm.

So lol calm down. He's just not that important to get bent out of shape about.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Airsoftfatty vs. CYRAX. Live on FishTankTV. Death match. Sponsored by planned parenthood. Hosted by Ethan Ralph as referee.

Genius. "Post-Natal Abortion" PPV cage match.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

Does his "Sim racing set up" have a force feedback wheel? Can't imagine it does, any tiny bit would snap his arms in half like twigs.

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

New video about his racing career:

Uh, he hasn't raced once at all this year? So the race where he had to cheat to beat Marty never happened I guess?

It really is infuriating to hear sit down and just spout easily debunked lie after lie. He's not a racer, he never set any records, he never had any sponsors, he never had anything resembling a career, he's never made a dime, he has no legacy.

He's never even sat behind the wheel of an actual car and turned the key, but he thinks sitting in a desk chair with suspenders on it is exactly the same as being a pro driver. He trains and practices just like they do and he is totally on the same level.

I would love to see someone take him to a go kart track, at most he'd make it 5 seconds before he crashed and flipped the god damn thing over. Because he's a fucking idiot who has no idea what he's doing and has no conception of how anything works outside of his bedroom.

Mother fucking lazy eyed goblin has had almost as many different careers as Barbie. He's a street fighter, street racer, pro racer, pro drag racer, he's a musician, survival expert, artist, pro baseball player, a doctor, a lawyer, and an astronaut.

And he's always been just on the cusp of attaining his ultimate goal only for the trolls to to snatch it all away from him at the last second.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

Uh, he hasn't raced once at all this year? So the race where he had to cheat to beat Marty never happened I guess?

It really is infuriating to hear sit down and just spout easily debunked lie after lie. He's not a racer, he never set any records, he never had any sponsors, he never had anything resembling a career, he's never made a dime, he has no legacy.

He's never even sat behind the wheel of an actual car and turned the key, but he thinks sitting in a desk chair with suspenders on it is exactly the same as being a pro driver. He trains and practices just like they do and he is totally on the same level.

I would love to see someone take him to a go kart track, at most he'd make it 5 seconds before he crashed and flipped the god damn thing over. Because he's a fucking idiot who has no idea what he's doing and has no conception of how anything works outside of his bedroom.

Mother fucking lazy eyed goblin has had almost as many different careers as Barbie. He's a street fighter, street racer, pro racer, pro drag racer, he's a musician, survival expert, artist, pro baseball player, a doctor, a lawyer, and an astronaut.

And he's always been just on the cusp of attaining his ultimate goal only for the trolls to to snatch it all away from him at the last second.

The only car this little fool has been in is the back of a police SUV.

 

[Alabama Man]

Uh, he hasn't raced once at all this year? So the race where he had to cheat to beat Marty never happened I guess?

It really is infuriating to hear sit down and just spout easily debunked lie after lie. He's not a racer, he never set any records, he never had any sponsors, he never had anything resembling a career, he's never made a dime, he has no legacy.

He's never even sat behind the wheel of an actual car and turned the key, but he thinks sitting in a desk chair with suspenders on it is exactly the same as being a pro driver. He trains and practices just like they do and he is totally on the same level.

I would love to see someone take him to a go kart track, at most he'd make it 5 seconds before he crashed and flipped the god damn thing over. Because he's a fucking idiot who has no idea what he's doing and has no conception of how anything works outside of his bedroom.

Mother fucking lazy eyed goblin has had almost as many different careers as Barbie. He's a street fighter, street racer, pro racer, pro drag racer, he's a musician, survival expert, artist, pro baseball player, a doctor, a lawyer, and an astronaut.

And he's always been just on the cusp of attaining his ultimate goal only for the trolls to to snatch it all away from him at the last second.

Not saying you are wrong but if he is doing something like iRacing then that's very similar to what the pros use. Its like 75% virtual/25% physical now.

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

Not saying you are wrong but if he is doing something like iRacing then that's very similar to what the pros use. Its like 75% virtual/25% physical now.

He's not.

Let me describe his "racing setup" for you.

"Racing seat" - Is literally an office chair, as in one that sits on 5 casters so it can roll around.

"Racing harness" - Is literally a pair of rainbow suspenders with a safety pin in the middle that he clips onto the front of his pants. And he does this because he says it helps keep from sliding back and forth as he's playing a game.

"Racing wheel" - Some cheap ass no name job with no pedals or gear shifter.

"Racing outfit" - Is literally ski goggles, ski gloves, leather jacket, and a bike helmet.

He sits with his face as close to his monitor as possible because he only has one working eye, and all he does is crash over and over and over and over and over, because he has no idea what he's doing. He's so bad in one of the Dirt games he crashed right off the starting line. The only way he can win a race, which is still a tall order for him, is if he's playing a game that has driver assists turned on.

He thinks skidding out of control and crashing into a wall is "drifting".

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

He's not.

Let me describe his "racing setup" for you.

"Racing seat" - Is literally an office chair, as in one that sits on 5 casters so it can roll around.

"Racing harness" - Is literally a pair of rainbow suspenders with a safety pin in the middle that he clips onto the front of his pants. And he does this because he says it helps keep from sliding back and forth as he's playing a game.

"Racing wheel" - Some cheap ass no name job with no pedals or gear shifter.

"Racing outfit" - Is literally ski goggles, ski gloves, leather jacket, and a bike helmet.

He sits with his face as close to his monitor as possible because he only has one working eye, and all he does is crash over and over and over and over and over, because he has no idea what he's doing. He's so bad in one of the Dirt games he crashed right off the starting line. The only way he can win a race, which is still a tall order for him, is if he's playing a game that has driver assists turned on.

He thinks skidding out of control and crashing into a wall is "drifting".

So THAT'S what the fucking rainbow suspenders are for? I was always baffled as to why they were there.
Cyraxx's driving makes me cry. Partly from laughter, partly from horror.
When I was young and played Gran Tourismo, I'd sit in the armchair with the steering wheel and pedals for my Playstation and pretend I was in an actual car. That's essentially what Cyraxx is doing. I was like 9 when I did that, and he's 23.

 

[anliteralidiot]

He sits with his face as close to his monitor as possible because he only has one working eye,

And he's probably near-sighted as hell from sitting that close. Which in-turn makes it a self-feeding loop, because he has to sit closer to see.

And I think he does have pedals that are nailed to the floor.

 

[I Hate Giraffes]

I would love for a fake fan to get him to give us a "tour" of his rig, then find some eracing youtuber who actually knows what the fuck they're doing to make fun of his tard rig.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

Cyraxx drives like a GTA NPC. It's insane how he sees zero issues with his driving, and fully believes he's a pro who wins every race. Is he fucking hallucinating himself winning? Not once has he even thought, "Man, I crash every 4 fucking seconds, maybe I'm not cut out for racing."

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Cyraxx drives like a GTA NPC. It's insane how he sees zero issues with his driving, and fully believes he's a pro who wins every race. Is he fucking hallucinating himself winning? Not once has he even thought, "Man, I crash every 4 fucking seconds, maybe I'm not cut out for racing."

I highly doubt he has that high of mental functionality, it's more of a "this result is what I want, so I made it true by saying it".

Like a little kid who breaks a lamp, knows they broke it, but will insist they didn't to the point of fabricating fantastical and ridiculous narratives in order to support their clear lie.

 

[Donkey Kongus]

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Goddamn, even White Bowser knows not to hook up with BPD women.

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

So THAT'S what the fucking rainbow suspenders are for? I was always baffled as to why they were there.
Cyraxx's driving makes me cry. Partly from laughter, partly from horror.
When I was young and played Gran Tourismo, I'd sit in the armchair with the steering wheel and pedals for my Playstation and pretend I was in an actual car. That's essentially what Cyraxx is doing. I was like 9 when I did that, and he's 23.

Yeah, many many pages ago I dug up the video where he's showing them off and explaining what they are and what they're for. He actually says it's a harness to help keep him in place.

I had a Fisher Price car when I was a kid, you know the red body and yellow roof, and I used to tilt it back and pretend I was working on it with toy tools. But I was 3 years old. And Chance is 32, he was in high school until he was 23, so he's still playing pretend.

His guitar playing the same thing, he's just pantomiming what he's seen other do but with no understanding of what he should be doing. He's an animationic at Showbiz Pizza more or less.

And he's probably near-sighted as hell from sitting that close. Which in-turn makes it a self-feeding loop, because he has to sit closer to see.

And I think he does have pedals that are nailed to the floor.

It's hard to tell given his potato cam and general pig stye his room is. If he has pedals he probably needs to have them siting on a phone book so he can actually reach them.

I would love for a fake fan to get him to give us a "tour" of his rig, then find some eracing youtuber who actually knows what the fuck they're doing to make fun of his tard rig.

I've done amateur racing and while sim rigs my look like what you'll see in a real race car, they may even use actual parts such as a seat, they are nothing like the real deal.

A full fireproof suit, gloves, shoes, full helmet, a HANS device, you're surrounded by a full roll cage, and you are STRAPPED into an uncomfy seat with a real 5 point harness. It's hot as hell, it is louder than a rock concert, and you have to contend with actual danger of serious injury or even death along with other drivers.

A sim rig, even a super duper fancy one that tilts and such is no analog to the actual G forces you encounter, and a force feedback controller doesn't measure up to what you feel through the wheel when taking a corner at high speed in a real car. It's a far cry from playing a game in your t shirt in your air conditioned bedroom.

As for the setup Chance has, you can't even call it the Wish.com version it's so bad. It's like he went "Well I want a floor shifter setup but I can't afford one, so Ima stick this plunger next to my chair and grab it after the game changes gears for me, so now I'm totally ready to drive a manual in real life... once I get my learners permit... and a car... and insurance and..."

Cyraxx drives like a GTA NPC. It's insane how he sees zero issues with his driving, and fully believes he's a pro who wins every race. Is he fucking hallucinating himself winning? Not once has he even thought, "Man, I crash every 4 fucking seconds, maybe I'm not cut out for racing."

I swear in one video after spinning out, he started going around the track backwards and only realized it when he saw the other cars coming at him head on. He also tends to drop racial slurs when he's losing, which is all the time, in one GTA video he started calling someone a "porch monkey" and "tar baby", because he's a racist piece of shit.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

So THAT'S what the fucking rainbow suspenders are for? I was always baffled as to why they were there.
Cyraxx's driving makes me cry. Partly from laughter, partly from horror.
When I was young and played Gran Tourismo, I'd sit in the armchair with the steering wheel and pedals for my Playstation and pretend I was in an actual car. That's essentially what Cyraxx is doing. I was like 9 when I did that, and he's 23.

I love that "harness" on his swivel chair.