Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[AirdropShitposts]

Have the fat fuck talked or even done a review of Oppenheimer yet? I checked the last few pages and I saw zero mention from him about Oppenheimer,

Watching a movie that doesn't have obscure canon characters you can pick out in 2023.

Yes, the joke is that this is all historical movies.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Have the fat fuck talked or even done a review of Oppenheimer yet? I checked the last few pages and I saw zero mention from him about Oppenheimer,

I'm actually surprised he didn't do another "review" like he did with Fantastic Beasts 3 and act smug about not seeing a movie but then doing a video implying he did for extra clicks. I doubt he has the brain power to sit through a three hour epic about real science instead of the flashy CGI bullshit he thinks is science. More likely he's just trying to work out how to steal other peoples' opinions without making it too obvious.

Also, Bob's patreon is finally below $2500 this month He actually dropped way further than I was expecting. Will it get below $2000 before he finally quits? Place your bets.

 

[King Dead]

Being intellectually curious, Bob's repeated insistence that the government should throw Christians to lions got me wondering if there was any basis to this claim. So I did a bit of cursory research, and the answer is more nuanced. (I am not a historian, I'm just going off of a couple articles I found that delve into this topic; you can find them here and here.)

The general historical view is that Christians were not specifically singled out by the Romans just to be thrown to lions. Many forms of execution were employed, including beheadings and crucifixions, so it wasn't just being torn to shreds by animals. In addition, it wasn't just lions; all manner of beasts, including other big cats, bulls, boars, and dogs, were used because the crowds liked variety. No form of execution was limited to a specific category of criminal.

Christians were also not always immediately rounded up and executed just for being Christians. In some cases, they would merely be exiled, or perhaps sent to do forced labor. Of the executions, though, many were done at a local level by provincial governors or mobs of angry citizens. There are only a couple of instances where Christians were forced to sacrifice to the Roman gods under penalty of punishment, including death, but these were enacted during times of societal strife when the emperors in question believed they needed to win the gods' favor, and the persecution was fairly short-lived. Naturally, when Constantine made Christianity the official Roman religion, it was no longer a crime.

There really isn't a firsthand account of a Christian specifically being killed by lions. Most accounts of Christian executions were recorded decades or centuries after the fact, and many have to be taken with a grain of salt due to that, as well as bias from the church historians that sought to paint the Roman officials in a worse light. It's possible that the image of Christians being thrown to lions was so powerful because it served as an allusion to the story of Daniel in the lions' den, a similar story of a religious man being condemned because of his faith.

So while it did probably happen at least once, given the number of criminals executed over a few centuries of Roman rule, it was hardly widespread or specifically a Christian punishment. In other words, Bob's retarded for demanding something that never really happened in the first place.

((())) finds Christianity "abusive" because Christianity, unlike ((()))ism, forbids the killing of abusive bitches.



All "First Temple Jews" are dead for at least 2500 years.

A Jew misrepresenting Christianity? Say it ain't so!

While "thou shalt not kill" is indeed a widespread translation of the commandment, the general Christian understanding is that it does in fact mean a prohibition on murder. My pastor was very clear on this in our Old Testament studies; while killing is generally bad, sometimes it needs to be done to prevent greater harm, or harm to your person. Murder is a sin, however, because it involves premeditation to end someone's life, a conscious decision.

Also, that bio is this meme incarnate:

 

[Brother Wind]

For the millionth time, the Fremen are not Muslims, or Arabs, or Persians, or any Middle Eastern group. They're dark-skinned from living on a barren desert planet, but that's about it. Dune is set thousands of years in the future, after multiple upheavals of humanity on its way to becoming a galactic civilization. All peoples and religions that we know of today simply don't exist in that form that far in the future (except Jews for some reason; those later Dune books are weird).

Not to mention that it would only be the Fremen who potentially could be, as the rest of the cast plays characters from organizations like the various Houses or the Bene Gesserit. Can't really bitch about Paul being played by a white guy since that's literally who he is. But again, this just gets back into the whole "you can't play [x] without being [x]" discourse that is a blight on modern cinema (except that it's totally fine to replace white guys with literally anything else).

I will keep saying it, we don't have to stoop to Bob's level to make him look dumb. To deny the Arabic people in the Fremen is to willingly admit that you haven't read the fucking thing. They use many Arabic words, most importantly, fucking Jihad. That isn't an accidental thing Herbert slips in because he thinks its a cool word.

 

[Imposteroak]

Well since we are into christian persecution spergery and that we are all clearly putting more thought into this than Bob ever will. I'll add that having listened through Mike Duncans history of rome podcast recently he sorta says that the persecutions never really worked well as far as clamping down on christianity and if anything galvanized it more. Makes sense for a religion that finds martyrdom such a big deal, but iwas sorta surprised how often it came up that the persecutions were just not well enforced or just ended up backfiring on whatever emperor enacted them.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Well since we are into christian persecution spergery and that we are all clearly putting more thought into this than Bob ever will. I'll add that having listened through Mike Duncans history of rome podcast recently he sorta says that the persecutions never really worked well as far as clamping down on christianity and if anything galvanized it more. Makes sense for a religion that finds martyrdom such a big deal, but iwas sorta surprised how often it came up that the persecutions were just not well enforced or just ended up backfiring on whatever emperor enacted them.

The Romans did all they could, down to killing all the apostles, but it basically had the Streisand effect in a way. They couldn't stop the signal in the end, and eventually became Christians themselves.

Also, Bob's patreon is finally below $2500 this month He actually dropped way further than I was expecting. Will it get below $2000 before he finally quits? Place your bets.

Bob will keep going until it well and truly burns to ash, he has nothing else, and Blockbuster isn't hiring lol

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Bob will keep going until it well and truly burns to ash, he has nothing else, and Blockbuster isn't hiring lol

I think Bob will keep going even after that because he's too stupid and proud to admit failure.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I think Bob will keep going even after that because he's too stupid and proud to admit failure.

His pride is his biggest weakness; even among lolcows his is absolutely legendary. Accepting the Believers and MAGAchuds were right about him is absolutely unacceptable. He would rather go homeless and live out of a box than admit he was wrong

 

[Flexo]

There really isn't a firsthand account of a Christian specifically being killed by lions. Most accounts of Christian executions were recorded decades or centuries after the fact, and many have to be taken with a grain of salt due to that, as well as bias from the church historians that sought to paint the Roman officials in a worse light. It's possible that the image of Christians being thrown to lions was so powerful because it served as an allusion to the story of Daniel in the lions' den, a similar story of a religious man being condemned because of his faith.

It probably arose from the legend of the torn in the paw. I remember reading such a tale when I was younger - I forget the exact name but a quick search seems like St. Jerome is often attributed to befriending a lion. (Legend goes: Christian pulls thorn from a lion's paw. Then sometime later he is being thrown into the arena and that same lion is in there and spares the Christian. Aesop: Small mercies done today may yield many unknown rewards in the future.)

But then this also seems to be a common folktale so I wouldn't be surprised if it's a case of blended lessons. i.e. Christian kids told of a fable to help them learn a lesson, years later they have a general impression that lions ate Christians. (Never mind the biblical references to sin being like a roaring beast all the way back to Cain - ergo any bible-based culture would have a natural leaning towards an image of the faithful vs the devouring beasts, the lion being a archetypical example of.)

While "thou shalt not kill" is indeed a widespread translation of the commandment, the general Christian understanding is that it does in fact mean a prohibition on murder. My pastor was very clear on this in our Old Testament studies; while killing is generally bad, sometimes it needs to be done to prevent greater harm, or harm to your person. Murder is a sin, however, because it involves premeditation to end someone's life, a conscious decision.

Wait until he learns that the Christian bible says: "Murder? Boy you better not even hate a person but love even your enemies."

His pride is his biggest weakness; even among lolcows his is absolutely legendary. Accepting the Believers and MAGAchuds were right about him is absolutely unacceptable. He would rather go homeless and live out of a box than admit he was wrong

If we could somehow hook up the egos of Bob and Patrick S Tomilson to turbines we could solve the world's energy needs for CENTURIES.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Wait until he learns that the Christian bible says: "Murder? Boy you better not even hate a person but love even your enemies."

That will come as quite a shock lol. Killing in anger is a ticket to hell. Big difference between defending yourself in a dark alley vs flying into a fit because they're a Maga chud and slicing their heart out.

If we could somehow hook up the egos of Bob and Patrick S Tomilson to turbines we could solve the world's energy needs for CENTURIES.

It could power a rocket to Pluto at warp speed lol, not even joking

 

[Positron]

Have the fat fuck talked or even done a review of Oppenheimer yet? I checked the last few pages and I saw zero mention from him about Oppenheimer,

He said he "likes Oppenheimer just fine" (c.f. his comment on Dune: "not-bad/not-great"), which means there's a fart's chance he has seen it or is going to.


I cannot upload the video.

Mr. Beast bribes the WGA to prevent them dragging his rep through the mud. Bobby approves.


Of course everything done by The Rat is perfectly justified.

The MatPat video is called "Disney OWNS Your Face"

Like The Rat, James Gunn can do no wrong, so get ready for a newly-imagined Wonder Woman, a shit-talking wonton murderess.

Why does Bobby hate Bradley Cooper so much?

Bobby hates Man Of Steel more as he grew.

In girth.




How much has Bobby filled his Love Quest progress bar?

BTW Arkle got his BlueSky account too.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Mr. Beast bribes the WGA to prevent them dragging his rep through the mud. Bobby approves.

That's not how you support a strike lol. Take it from a welder. If you strike, you strike, and you hole the fuck up until they either break or come after you with the rifles.

Bobby hates Man Of Steel more as he grew.

In girth.

He grew guys! Liking Man of Steel was a moral wrong! Fuck me Blob, you're religious alright, to comics.

How much has Bobby filled his Love Quest progress bar?

Bob once again lusting after a whamen MORE successful than him. Both clout chasing and pussy thirst.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Of course everything done by The Rat is perfectly justified.

The MatPat video is called "Disney OWNS Your Face"

Good. Fuck her. You didn't read your contract that says you just sold your soul for pittance and the entity telling you to sign is Disney? I guess you get what you fucking deserve, Maury. While this sounds like it's a terrible thing, and it is, it's nothing new. Bob and all these other dipshits who've made social media their life have signed away any rights of ownership they have to what they post including pictures of themselves. Before the dark days of Elmo (HA! Do you get it? His name is not actually Elmo! That's the name of a silly muppet from Sesame Street who is the representation of 3-4 year old children thus making the very clever joke be multi layered!) when everyone was sucking off Jack and his global censoring, in part at the behest of the feds it turns out, the TOS had in it that what ever you post is not yours anymore, it belongs to Twitter, and they have the option to use it however they want. Remember when Elon first walked into Twitter HQ carrying a sink and there were retards tweeting "I revoke any right for Elon to use my image or tweets" like they were pussified sovereign citizens? If Elon and/or Zuckerburg decided to take Bob's niece and/or nephew's image and use it in an add campaign for Social Media Brings Awareness to Childhood Retardation he'd be powerless to stop it because his dumbass brother keeps posting them online while telling everyone about their mental handicaps. This genie's long been out of the bottle and these dumbasses gladly and gleefully let it loose so they could get one more dopamine hit.

Fuck Bob. Fuck MatPat. Fuck Disney. Fuck the actors. Fuck the writers. Fuck these people.

Shameless self promotion time! I made a thread about the strike. It's basically a lot of yelling at and laughing at these poor, widdle writers who are just like real workers yo mixed with actual conversation about how this is affecting the grunts in the industry, AI's involvement, and the future of the industry as a whole.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/writers-guild-strike-of-2023.165893/post-16365237

Come help us do meme magic and throw more fuel on the fire, won't you?

Bobby hates Man Of Steel more as he grew.

In girth.

That's a funny way to say "I cucked".

 

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keep sinnead name out of your pig mouth, ya fat fuck. she was a badass

 

[Mr Processor]

Bobby retweets a huge quantity of commemorations about Paul Reubens's passing. But this is the only original commentary he made.

I never thought MovieBob would outlive PeeWee Herman.

So while it did probably happen at least once, given the number of criminals executed over a few centuries of Roman rule, it was hardly widespread or specifically a Christian punishment. In other words, Bob's retarded for demanding something that never really happened in the first place.

Bob just wants Christians to die a horrible death. I'm assuming he came up with lions because he was vaguely aware of of old movies where that happened. Or Saturday morning cartoons where it happened.

How much has Bobby filled his Love Quest progress bar?

Yeah, I'm comfortable saying this is thirst posting, I don't think Bob is a big fan of Alien or Predator, so I doubt he cares about the game.

Yeah, it's actually annoying that the actually good licensed games that came out tend to disappear in history, but videogames are treated as worthless ephemera and that hasn't really changed. It's why piracy end up being essential for game preservation. Besides which, Bob, who do you think is preventing any re release of that Alien vs. Predatory Konami Beat 'Em Up? It's Disney.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Every so often youtube shoots something my way that isn't garbage. I'd like to highlight one.

This guy that I've never heard of before made an almost three hour long video about the failure of the Superconducting Super Collider. He took this subject that I've never heard of and affects me in no appreciable way and made it interesting, compelling, and informative. In case you don't go to the youtube page the video was published on Jun 23, 2023 and has 1,455,932 views. However, that's not the full story. You see...he went full Moviebob...sorta.

That video that I linked and praised is actually the bottom right three videos combined into one long narrative. Each one of those has over one million views. Where he and Bob differ is that, as far as I can tell, he added no extra commentary to provide "much needed context" to the reheated dross he was shoveling out as new. He just threw all three together for those who had the bandwidth to sit and watch/listen to three hours of political intrigue and science jargon. Interestingly enough he does go a little bit into Bob territory and talk about how bad Ronald Regan was by pointlessly including a 3 minute aside to Regan's response to the AIDS epidemic and how Regan ignored the suggestion of guy he selected to head up the inquiry. Yet despite his sometimes annoying political pontificating he never declares that some portions of the populace would be better off dead. If he continues to be fence sitting faggot how will he ever get to Bob's level?


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

So not being a complete unlikable asshole, putting effort into you videos, sounding like you know what you're talking about, and not spending the better part of a year republishing shit from almost a decade ago in the open and admitted attempt to game the system actually pays off?! Who'da thunk? Better Bob has almost 4 times the subs as the Lord of Lynn and his views get to over double his subs. The last time Bob got more views than subscribers was three years ago and it was a Really That Good about the first Star Wars movie

Mixed in there is a video from 2007, a video that 171k views. This video actually.

This shitpost from 16 years ago, a video that can legally get it's driver's license in America, has more views on it than any of his actual new shit.

I think Bob will keep going even after that because he's too stupid and proud to admit failure.

He has literally nothing else so I agree.

Yeah, I'm comfortable saying this is thirst posting, I don't think Bob is a big fan of Alien or Predator, so I doubt he cares about the game.

Yeah, it's actually annoying that the actually good licensed games that came out tend to disappear in history, but videogames are treated as worthless ephemera and that hasn't really changed. It's why piracy end up being essential for game preservation. Besides which, Bob, who do you think is preventing any re release of that Alien vs. Predatory Konami Beat 'Em Up? It's Disney.

First thing I want to point is that the tweet you're highlighting is 10 days before he published his Big Picture on Mario. The same Big Picture where he stated that the CHUD grifters were too stupid to come up with Wokaine Bear on their own. Now that I know Bob has more than one of these I want to know all the other things that people who don't like wokeness are too dumb to think of on their own. Elucidate us Bob. I dare ya!

I think it is thirst posting too. Indie Gamer Chick is an actual woman that Bob has followed around for years and she hasn't learned from hotdog gorl or Monica and still responds back to him. I can see tweets from her to him all the way back to December of 2016.

https://twitter.com/search?f=live&q=(from%3Aindiegamerchick)%20(to%3Athe_moviebob)%20(%40the_moviebob)&src=typed_query

I did stumble on this fun exchange. It's fun because lol woman and Bob talking about sports


Remember that Bob has thirsted for far, far worse. Back in the Spring Bob came to the righteous defense of some gross and insane Star Trek troon, redundant I know, who declared that teenage girls, especially lesbian teenage girls, were better at understanding IPs better than any and everyone.

That's a stunning level of simping, even for Bob.

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It still floors me rereading it.

 

[The Nothingness]

Also, Bob's patreon is finally below $2500 this month He actually dropped way further than I was expecting. Will it get below $2000 before he finally quits? Place your bets.

To be fair, Patreon decided to change their billing location from California to Ireland and it seems they didn't notify the banks since charges ended up being declined or flagged as fraud. They have been working on the issue since yesterday.

 

[blablabla]

thats the funny thing about retardo he is such a retard reviewer, his content is legit trash

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Besides which, Bob, who do you think is preventing any re release of that Alien vs. Predatory Konami Beat 'Em Up? It's Disney.

That game is almost ten years old (it was released in 2014), and even then it wasn't anything spectacular. Robert doesn't care about old video games, unless it's Bing Bing Wahoo; he only wants to simp like the fat virgin he is.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob's retarded for demanding something that never really happened in the first place.

Bob's also probably confusing the whole situation with Daniel in the Lions' Den with his two buddies for failing to bow down to Nebuchadnezzar's idol, but:
1) They were Hebrew Jews, not Christians (yet)
2) Christians didn't exist yet, and again it was like in Rome a general execution method, not specific.

I seriously doubt Bob thought out the ramifications of suggesting Jews be thrown to the lions though, if he got this all mixed around.

keep sinnead name out of your pig mouth, ya fat fuck. she was a badass

Bob worships Sinead for being a "recovering Catholic".