Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

Itterasshai said:
CRP’s court case got updated after the court hearing on the 2nd of August.

In short, he paid his 402600 UAH bail to get out of the pre-trial detention centre. Then, he tried to cross the Chop border checkpoint, got detained, and failed to appear in court for the hearing.

The next court hearing will be on the 22nd of August. SBU is tasked with assuring CRP’s compulsory attendance. If luck will have it, expect a phonk edit of him getting vanned to the courthouse.

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This fucking retard gets arrested. Twice. TWICE for running his big mouth. And what does he do? He skips fucking bail, and then runs his big mouth BEFORE getting out the country. Ukraine should just execute him at this point. Someone this stupid does not deserve to live
 
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It's so yvir :(
It's Coach Caged Pill now. The trannie of qwyif is going to angrily give him blowjobs every night until we're so back, then it'll be yvir all over again.
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Itterasshai said:
CRP’s court case got updated after the court hearing on the 2nd of August.

In short, he paid his 402600 UAH bail to get out of the pre-trial detention centre. Then, he tried to cross the Chop border checkpoint, got detained, and failed to appear in court for the hearing.

The next court hearing will be on the 22nd of August. SBU is tasked with assuring CRP’s compulsory attendance. If luck will have it, expect a phonk edit of him getting vanned to the courthouse.

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If you are a fugitive and going to flee the country, you better be willing to wetback your way across and DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT UNTIL YOU MADE IT ACROSS!
 
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Itterasshai said:
CRP’s court case got updated after the court hearing on the 2nd of August.

In short, he paid his 402600 UAH bail to get out of the pre-trial detention centre. Then, he tried to cross the Chop border checkpoint, got detained, and failed to appear in court for the hearing.

The next court hearing will be on the 22nd of August. SBU is tasked with assuring CRP’s compulsory attendance. If luck will have it, expect a phonk edit of him getting vanned to the courthouse.

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He could have stayed hidden in war torn hellhole, lay low and shut the fuck up, of course he had to attempt cross border and ID himself to Ukie government, since he is a wanted man after all. Nice, all Ukrainian borders are watched by Ukie intelligence services to root out spies, Russian propagandists and other criminals.

Wonders never cease, he went full fucking retard.
 
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Kane lives in death said:
How many times he has "dissapeared" again?
Seriously hes already in Hungary, waiting some more days to give life signals so he can grift some more and getting his next retarded story ready
"I went silent because those horrible fascist detained, raped and tortured me again when i tried to leave to hungary, but they let me go again guys, for the third time"
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Okey i was wrong, i guess its my fault for overestimating how fucking stupid he can be.

Some people even on this thread will cry about muh free speech, but ever since the first war between humans has been fought this rule has existed, if you live in a country at total war, its people are DYING by the thousands and it looks like its not gonna be over in like the next 5 hours dont overtly support the other side you retard.

Frankly the Ukranians have shown plenty restraint, even thought he was acting as a propagandist for their fucking invader they still released him multiple times instead of throwing him in the gulag, and he keeps shitting on them and refusing to stop being a retard.

What could be going on his head when he pulled the twitter stunt, i cant even begin to comprehend the lack of self preservation.
 
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Kayfabe said:
What does the Russian internet sphere thinks of him? I think that everyone of any and all ideologies can agree that CRP is a retarded faggot.
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Western ziggers seem to like him at least, per the YT stream posted here an hour ago:

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(I'm still watching the replay so it may come up again).
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Absolutely baffling that after all of the things he said he's been through (like being on the 10th floor of a build that was collapsing during a Chilean earthquake), he didn't develop enough survival instincts to know this was a bad fucking plan? He said he exhausted all of his other options? Really? Really? Okay, I've changed my mind. All of his Ws have just been dumb fucking luck. Sooner or later that luck runs out and he gambled one too many times. I just hope they finish him off quick, I guess.
 
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I think you're all being a bit too harsh on Coach. You think he's the most fantastically retarded paint-drinking motherfucker, but I would like to offer a dissenting opinion in which Coach is a fantastically retarded paint-drinking motherfucker who is also the modern day Johnny Knoxville - or even Jackie Chan - in regards to causing pain to himself just for our entertainment. The man is literally sacrificing himself at the altar of the gods of kino.

"Hi Twitter! I've already been arrested by Zelensky's goons but I actually got away. My passport has been tagged, I have absolutely no one who can help me and I'm being hunted by the Ukrainian government. Yaaah! My name is Gonzalo Lira and uh, welcome to Jackass, I'm going to call the SBU a bunch of faggots while trying to hop over the border." *CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!*

 
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AgendaPoster said:
You know very well he moaned about muh Nazis 24/7 in his vids never once he mentioned wanting an ethnostate for anyone.
And yeah, I am charitable to people that I know are in actual danger. Since I am not sociopathic, I don't want him to get beaten or killed, even if he's a propagandist for Russia. Just disliking people is not a enough of a motivation for me to want them crushed.
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You have to go further back, before the war to catch up on his Project Mayhem shit. Anyway, I do not wish any harm on CRP because he brings joy (as in entertainment) to the people and hope the Ukrainians do not harm a single hair on that big slimy head of his.

Him being safe in jail is an acceptable option, as long as he has access to the internet.
 
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