Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I hate how liberals like our fat faggot here are always hypocrites, all of them are hardcore anti-2A but, when they want one nobody is allowed to question it. It's already been mentioned how autistic that handgun is from all the accessories added to it'; not to mention the PS90 for home defense is equally as autistic.

The comments on YT are still pretty good, I'm glad all the commentors are doing the job "THE LAW&CRIME NETWORK" should have been doing, I hope they realize by now there is more than one side to this story.
 
Since everyone was talking about it, I finally looked up what a PS90 is. Now I don't know shit about self defence firearms (my entire experience is plinking away with a little .22 pistol for fun) but even I know that's the most retarded choice possible. I would love to watch fatrick in action with it: spraying bullets wildly with the accuracy of Randy Stair, each shot making his bitch tits jiggle.
 
I think part of the reason they didn't make Pat regret all his choices is that he's non-threatening but also that, the way they've been doing things, the local cops have not shown themselves to be highly effective and may not want to turn this situation into an arrest that might gather more embarrassing attention.

Rekieta mentions how he's had attempted swattings and the police now basically phone him when they get such a call. It took them, what, one visit to figure out what was going on? Now, whoever is swatting fatrick (even if it is himself) has played around with this by calling in neighboring addresses but then describing pat's hovel ("yeah, it's the ugly house just next to 123 fake street" initially avoids any alert that might be set up on 125 fake street in the computer) but this is the kind of repeated problem that should warrant a roll call \ briefing note across shifts. "Hey, look at this photo. This dumbass pissed off the whole internet and they're trying to swat him. Please act accordingly."

I wonder if the problem is that, unlike Rekieta, Pat is simply unable to be reasonable for a second and it's impacting any chance of a solution. Nick, despite generally distrusting cops, probably knows how to talk to them as humans. It's a lot harder to respond to a possible swatting when the suspect is too fat and stupid to, say, discuss how to contact him aside from banging on the door.
 
I feel so bad for Ethan Ralph. He has put tireless work in month to month throughout all of 2023 but on Pat's current streak he will easily sweep the Lolcow Awards.
Agreed, I don't see Gunt making a comeback unless he manages something huge, like a 3rd pregnancy or another public beat down. For the first time in his life, Rick might actually win something.
 
Since everyone was talking about it, I finally looked up what a PS90 is. Now I don't know shit about self defence firearms (my entire experience is plinking away with a little .22 pistol for fun) but even I know that's the most retarded choice possible.
For those who don't know and can't be bothered to check like our Internet Friend:

FN P90 - Excellent select-fire bullpup PDW weapon for tank crews that shoots essentially a short 5.56 round for soft armor penetration. Holds 50 rounds in a rather ingenious magazine.

FN PS90 - Faggotized semi-auto bullpup with a long barrel, negating every advantage of the P90 and made for LARPers like Fatrick. Price tag nearly as fat and functionality just as worthless as the niggeroni lover himself.

Both have overpriced ammo because nothing else shoots it except for a equally overpriced FN pistol and a weird and even more retarded Kel-Tec.

The consumer 5.7 is good for making SA owners an hero, I'll give it that.
 
Agreed, I don't see Gunt making a comeback unless he manages something huge, like a 3rd pregnancy or another public beat down. For the first time in his life, Rick might actually win something.
If Ralph finally manages to get himself killed I think we'd be forced to give him the award post-humously like Heath Ledger's Joker.

Other than that, I feel like the safe money is on Pat as he continues to escalate every way he possibly can. If he actually childs the judge at his contempt hearing and we get audio of it it's a done deal imo
 
Since everyone was talking about it, I finally looked up what a PS90 is. Now I don't know shit about self defence firearms (my entire experience is plinking away with a little .22 pistol for fun) but even I know that's the most retarded choice possible. I would love to watch fatrick in action with it: spraying bullets wildly with the accuracy of Randy Stair, each shot making his bitch tits jiggle.
He's probably picked the PS90 because they used them on Stargate and he's a "Sci Fi Author" so it helps him get into character.
The P90 is an iconic design that's been used in quite a few different movies and shows as its a futuristic looking gun.
If he's got it for home defense I'm glad I'm not his neighbor because those 5.7mm rounds are likely to overpenetrate.
They're also expensive and while the PS90 is a great firearm, it's the sort of thing only LARPers and collectors would own, because as @LGHDR+ pointed out the modifications for the civilian market pretty much negate all the things that make the P90 such a good gun, unless you've taken the effort to SBR it or somehow own the full auto P90 version, its not even going to look like it does on the movies, the longer barrel makes them look goofy as fuck. If it's a unique show piece in a collection that's one thing, but if it's the only rifle someone owns, you pretty much know they're a LARPer for those reasons.

As for that POS Glock he's limp wristing, is that supposed to be his EDC?
I love all the shit he's got stuck to it so he can pretend to be one of his lame protagonists. But realistically all he's done adding all that unnecessary shit to it it make it bulky and heavy which means he's likely to leave it at home, which I guess doesn't matter, Fat being a genuine real life bad ass who will feed you your teeth.
 
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Still can't get over how this insignificant large pile of lard has a run in with the cops repeatedly.

He should stop hiring people to call the cops on him because now it looks like a weird fetish being surrounded by all these men and being restrained by them as well.

Maybe it's the only way the wife gets wet and why he does it.
 
I know he's got a glock that he can barely reload if anyone has that gif handy.
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I found this in about a minute but it took me twenty minutes to download/reupload a fresh copy for this post so I'm not going to try and find the rifle gif tonight but I'm pretty sure it was a PS90. Come to think of it, I'm not actually sure I saw it in a standalone gif, it might have been in a 'fan'made trailer (and in slow motion) if that jogs anyone's noggin as to where it might be found

Yeah that's the light I was thinking of. God, I forgot the muzzle brake lmao
Reminded me of this from ONA
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I don't have the gif but here's Rick with his rifle
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Don't forget his claims about being a competition shooter and all round tough guy.
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I forgot he has the one ring writing as a tattoo.

What a loser.

Surely a personal self defense trainer could throw a decent punch, but would be far more capable of self restraint in a situation with several police officers?

I don’t think many self defense professionals would have allowed a situation like that get to the point of being handcuffed.
If you can’t handle your temper with people you know to be trained to deal with violence, in theory supposed to act with minimal possible force and sharing the same lessons you teach, how could you hold your cool with a group of street thugs?

The first lesson of any self defense class is to not lash out and escalate a situation if escape or resolution is possible.
 
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I forgot he has the one ring writing as a tattoo.

What a loser.

Surely a personal self defense trainer could throw a decent punch, but would be far more capable of self restraint in a situation with several police officers?

I don’t think many self defense professionals would have allowed a situation like that get to the point of being handcuffed.
If you can’t handle your temper with people you know to be trained to deal with violence, in theory supposed to act with minimal possible force and sharing the same lessons you teach, how could you hold your cool with a group of street thugs?

The first lesson of any self defense class is to not lash out and escalate a situation if escape or resolution is possible.
no child. the first rule of self defense is to aggravate and incite as many people as current technology possibly allows.
 
I don't have the gif but here's Rick with his rifle
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So close! This is the exact scene I remember. I might have to overlay that jiggling belly that someone cropped from the gunt sextape onto his tricep so that people can experience the full effect if the gif doesn't turn up soon

My thoughts on the PS90 mostly mirror what people have said here. The P90, especially the magazine, is a genius bit of engineering and a prime example of min/maxing a solution to the problem at hand and the PS90 is a very fun toy but not really what you want for self defense in the home, especially not when you live in a city, and that goes double when you live in a half-hovel that you're trying to rent out the other side of. If you're going to try and make that work I'd say it's pretty much mandatory to SBR it and drop a compact silencer on it so that you don't blow out your eardrums when firing it inside.

5.7 is becoming relatively popular nowadays, there's three pistols available, plus that 'pistol' from Kel-tec that's basically just an SBR that you have to put your own stock/brace on, and then a few carbines/conversion kits popping up. Still not common, but it is gradually becoming a thing after all these years.

It would be one of my last choices as a self defense round though, I really can't think of anything worse when it comes to giving the state things to hammer you with. The last thing you want is to give a prosecutor an excuse to talk about how scary the bullet is because it was designed by germans to defeat body armor and you've got a fifty round clipazine so you could potentially kill fifty people. Just give me the most boring .38 revolver or 9mm semi-auto possible and a SKU of ammunition with 'Defense' in its name so that I/my lawyer has an excuse to say 'Defense' as much as possible while talking about the choice of ammo. It's also just not great at getting the job done. It's fine, of course, basically just an extremely spicy .22 which, despite being underpowered for anything but small varmints, is itself one of the most deadly rounds in history, but you can get better results for cheaper by going with 9mm, .45, .38, or .357 hollowpoints and not have to worry about overpenetration
 
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It's a shame because like you said some of his concepts, in the hands of a decent writer with imagination and the skill to craft a believable world with engaging characters, could be quite fun.
i don't hate a nigger, but i sometimes wish a nigger named Owen Forrems would digest the main plot points and ideas and write a book that was better generic pulp fiction.
 
The fuck they are. Every fucking time the police have been called out for not doing their job the supreme court has affirmed that when you dial 911 they don't have to do shit. Every single time.
No case like that has ever made it to SCOTUS. You're most likely thinking of Warren v. DC which was a district court case.
 
So when he actually does murder Niki they shouldn't show up? The guy is an absolute mental case and has at least once actually threatened to murder the pregnant mother of his child after waiting for the child to be born so he could murder her, too.
Exactly. There are a million one reasons to justify saying "man I hate cops" in the world, none of which include the MPD's history with Fatrick Piglinson.

Nobody considers the fact this mong already has a criminal record from threatening to murder his wife, her boyfriend, and his unborn daughter, coupled with his history of threatening violence and posting gun pics online. There is no way the MPD aren't aware of this by now. This is not simply a case of a streamer with no criminal history having a reasonable conversation with their local PD about SWATTing so they don't come out each call. It doesn't matter how much people think Nikki deserves it, what would happen if MPD didn't show up when they got a call that Pat is killing Nikki and it's real? It is definitely a boy-who-cried-wolf situation that I don't envy.

This is not a normal case. I don't think "MPD good," but I don't see how you could look at this and say "MPD bad." The problem with the MPD is that they have not hauled him off for real when they should have.
 
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