Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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[Falcon Sebben]

He is completely tarding out about ""restaurant roulette" and making it seem like something revolutionary he came up with. He might as well climb onto the roof and start yelling at people passing by about it. He even mentioned it on google reviews where nobody has a fucking clue what he is talking about.




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Of course this faggot thinks that he's the first to have ever thought of this.

One of the best ways to try new things is simply to hit up new places or you drive along, see an interesting place and give it a try.

Our favorite Jack troll Rob Milanowski is now doing his own version of Restaurant Roulette. This time he visits a small diner in Hilbert, Wisconsin (about 30 minutes south of Green Bay) called T's Diner. Looks like a typical flyover diner, but the food looks decent enough.

I have some ties to the area. If you want, I could pull some strings and check these places out for you guys. It's a bit of a drive, but I'm always willing to try out new restaurants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrKyQ-P0WEk

I know I say this all the time but Rob is the best. That little "skit" at the start is him taking the piss out of Jagoff. And he willingly climbed to the top of the tower showing us he is capable of using both his legs. What a man.

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Well that's retarded. How fragile do you have to be to need something like this?

 

[Super Hans v2]

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Yet this fucking fag keeps buying exclusively fascist Chinese shit.

 

[densedance]

Sure Jack, sure ..

 

[Wheat Skeleton]

Bit out of the loop with this guy, is his body giving up on him because he won't stop eating raw chicken, or has he gone from that to some new form of 'diet' that's slowly killing him? I think the last update I got with him is his cooking video, where his hand was so obviously fucked. Still, he seemingly just pretended everything was fine and continued recommending that everyone eat raw chicken so they may also die slowly and painfully like him. My only fear with this guy is that he is somehow able to influence people out there to believe his dogshit cooking won't fucking kill you. Still, I'm an optimist and like to think most people aren't that braindead.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

>Fajitas
>Shawarmas
>Falafel
The only thing that is remotely Greek on that menu are pitas. Greek cuisine my arse.

Nothing like some fajitas and a Philly cheesesteak to get that authentic taste of Greece.

Kind of ironic the name Philadelphia is Greek so it's the closest thing on the menu after the pitas.

 

[densedance]

has he gone from that to some new form of 'diet' that's slowly killing him?

Yes. He still eats sheite food. Also he's (probably) ignoring advices from his Doctors to face he reality. His latest stroke that was a few months ago, his first video he released was about a Sandwich Shop. Also during his Stay in the Hospital/Residence he ordered (or Tamy got it for him) bunch of Fast Food stuff. Because "Hospital food bad. Jack not happy wah wah".

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Sure, you don't bake because you don't eat desserts, Jack. He sounds like he had another stroke FFS.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I am now remembering Jack's rants about how sugar is bad.

I don't know why I just do

 

[biggacracka]

This look like it was made by a retard with no standards... oh wait...

 

[AnOminous]

This look like it was made by a retard with no standards... oh wait...

Or a one-armed retard too fucked-up even to roll buckeyes, even though you should be able to do that with one hand.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Fuck off Jack, we know that you're not some desert sommelier. He couldn't even put in the effort to edit out a subsequent bite.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

One thing that is consistently funny with Jack is how his intro music is the dumbest shit ever and is always very childish.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Jack will be the first against the wall when Ohio takes over the world.

 

[Harlow]

A cups worth.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Bit out of the loop with this guy, is his body giving up on him because he won't stop eating raw chicken, or has he gone from that to some new form of 'diet' that's slowly killing him?

Keto, which in Jack brain, means eat as much saturated fat and cholesterol as you possibly can, because meat and cheese are good for you (calories be damned), and vegetables will make you sick...

Speaking of which, I assume you probably missed the whole "broccoli causes kidney stones" thing (it does the precise opposite). It wasn't that far back.

 

[TheGuntinator]

really hate when people do these "hacks" or buy specialty products for dishes that are already brain dead simple. If you're too lazy to make a grilled cheese properly just buy a damn toaster oven.

Buy a toaster oven regardless, literally the best appliance I own. When you just want to cook enough for yourself, preheating the oven is a bit much, same with making toast, pocket pastries, and reheating leftovers. You can literally live with a hotplate and a toaster oven and be fine, fuck microwaves. Too easy, makes you lazy.

I mean you're also missing a lot of texture, not all meat is the same cut and all. Sounds to me like that'll be the new frontier.

I actually can't wait for the Cooking Channel to start filming Meat Mansion or something like the baking shows, where they direct lab grown meat into fantastical shapes and cuts, its going to be hilariously dystopian and I'm looking forward to it.

Because there's a contingent of typically right wing morons who somehow believe the barbie movie is emasculating men

Someone sent the whole movie to a Discord server I'm in. It's definitely weird how much advertising there is that would connect it to children considering this is basically a young adult date movie. The fact that by the end Barbie crushes an egalitarian uprising to maintain the status quo of her personal pink paradise has to be the biggest rugpull. My girlfriend actually got mad when I started laughing during the final big scene until I spelled it out for her that Barbie is the villain. Whether you pay for it or not, it's hardly "unwatchable girl shit"

 

[ZipDisk]

fuck up enough grilled cheese sandwiches in a row, and you begin to doubt yourself in all things.

Jack complained about ripping people off recently, so here's Jack ripping off a ripoff, and declaring it gud.

It's not literally sucking down mustard packets, but it's damn close.

 

[Midnight Cooking]

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A cups worth.

The amount of peanut butter in the bowl tripled after that jump cut. Is he trying to fool anyone?

 

[Look--an Alien!]

The amount of peanut butter in the bowl tripled after that jump cut. Is he trying to fool anyone?

Come on man, he's just a healthy young man who needs the extra protein for muscle growth!

Oh wait, its just Jack on death's doorstep, still living in a fantasy land of cope about the broken and worthless state of his body.