Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 292 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,176 96.1%

  • Total voters
    7,468
How the fuck can Ethan be so depressed that he needs to take pills. He doesnt have to wage slave at a minimum wage job, he makes millions from what is just reading tweets and reacting to videos, and he has a wife who puts up with his shit. I just dont get it
That's exactly the reason he's depressed. For mentally feeble people like him, such a high quality of life will present itself as bore of endless comfort.
 
How the fuck can Ethan be so depressed that he needs to take pills. He doesnt have to wage slave at a minimum wage job, he makes millions from what is just reading tweets and reacting to videos, and he has a wife who puts up with his shit. I just dont get it
Because he realized that he peaked. The content that made him famous is now considered taboo by the audience he cultivated, and in order to make those millions he has to toe the line and mince his words.

Now, he could just do the AVGN/Doug Walker thing and realize that's what people want, and see it as a "9 to 5", separating his life from his work, but the problem with his situation is that he over- shares, his wife is directly involved with his work, and he's shackled (shekled) to a political narrative that requires from him his full commitment. He could also just have poor impulse control.
 
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How the fuck can Ethan be so depressed that he needs to take pills. He doesnt have to wage slave at a minimum wage job, he makes millions from what is just reading tweets and reacting to videos, and he has a wife who puts up with his shit. I just dont get it
Ninja'd by @Dylan but ironically this is the exact reason why he is so depressed. He is doing absolutely nothing with his life, and this is why depression rates are so high starting so young. People don't do shit, they just lay in bed doomscrolling, eating nothing but garbage, not doing anything actually stimulating for the body or mind, and then they wonder why they feel like shit all the time. And instead of fixing their lifestyle, they just take the fix it all antidepressant!
 
Ethan being a rich leftist California loser and resident of the big nose tribe and STILL being depressed is the funniest fuckin thing since sliced bread. For a bitch that insists he's always right, his mind sure seems to be telling him he's not.

Cry more you fat Jew. I bet if you slit your wrists cheese whiz will come out.
 
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Wow, so bold to try to dunk on Boogie for at least attempting to try to date someone that looks at least interested in him. Really great take!
 
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Wow, so bold to try to dunk on Boogie for at least attempting to try to date someone that looks at least interested in him. Really great take!
Wild take coming from the guy that gushes over young stupid e-whores while his wife sits next to him knowing he can't get hard for her.
 
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Words can not define how bottom of the barrel Ethan has deduced himself into in just the last few years.

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The comments just say that Ethan’s Tourettes made Jonah notice him only once, and all of a sudden, he’s a “mega fan”.

Unbelievable.
Talking to Alexa Nicholas, lmao. He's interviewing bitter narcissists from Nickelodeon now?
 
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Wow, so bold to try to dunk on Boogie for at least attempting to try to date someone that looks at least interested in him. Really great take!
Remember when he was trying to get with Belle Delphine, whose entire gimmick is to look as much like a child as possible? To the point where Hila started dressing like a kid to keep her husband? Methinks this is mostly jealousy.
 
Wasn't his own father lusting after barely legal porn stars on Twitter? Shut up Jew.
Yes, Ethan even called out his own dad on doing that live on his stream. Apparently his dad didn't realise that that shit is public on Twitter. I guess lusting after barely legal girls is a Klein family trait.
 
The way his views are going, he's going to have a gastric bypass or some other health-issue arc soon, I guarantee it. His kids still aren't old enough to be milk for content and no one on the team can save his show because all they do is laugh at and agree with his retarded, ignorant takes.
His viewers or his views on things?
 
His viewers or his views on things?
Good question actually; I was referring to his fall from popularity compared to the golden years of his channel and the start of his podcast.

But to check his current numbers, may I first know what site hosts this parasite in 2023? His youtube and twitter appear to be as long dead as his sex life.
 
H3 and xqc are having a fair-use debate in connection to the react drama. Xqc is so dumb he makes Ethan look like a savant.
 
H3 and xqc are having a fair-use debate in connection to the react drama. Xqc is so dumb he makes Ethan look like a savant.
It's pretty hard to fuck up the argument against lazy Twitch "reaction" content. Ethan for once has common sense on his side.
 
It's pretty hard to fuck up the argument against lazy Twitch "reaction" content. Ethan for once has common sense on his side.
Keep in mind, 100% of the arguments he can use, can also be used against his co-host. Ethan already backtracked once because he's too much of a pussy to stand up to Hasan, he can do it again.
 
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