Lady Crow
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A few days in jail for contempt would be perfect - not too long that we miss him but long enough to generate a ton of drama after release.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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On the Moving Past Trauma interview: "we're fighting against this obscenity of a decision"
are you? pretending the judgement wasn't real for a year, not filing a single motion, not making a single argument to the court, not even responding, allowing every procedural deadline to come and go, abusing Chapter 128.
Another activist LARP to make himself sound important.
are you? pretending the judgement wasn't real for a year, not filing a single motion, not making a single argument to the court, not even responding, allowing every procedural deadline to come and go, abusing Chapter 128.
Another activist LARP to make himself sound important.
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Take out or take in? I get the feeling our boy pat's been having his wife prep his bussy for his new prison bull. Question is, will he come out of prison (and the closet) wearing a dress? Amd will the dress be two sizes too small for his flabby form?
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As much as a jail prison sex arc would be beyond hilarious, I figure that Fatrick’s jail time will be uneventful as he will hide in the corner terrified until he can talk to Niki and get her to ask her mum to pay Quasi every Penny.
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I had the same problem trying to do Gate Crashers. In the interest of trying to come at it from as close to an objective/neutral perspective as you can you want to try and overlook everything that's not truly important but it's just so non-stop that if you can manage to ignore it for an entire paragraph it's a blessing
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Deep down inside, he has to know he'll never live down going to jail. Even if it's for a single day, he has to know he'll get thousands of text messages asking him "Did you enjoy prison, atalker?"
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Possibly, but then again he is so delusional and egotistic, I doubt he'll get out without receiving at least several beatings.
Fats: "ENJOYING PRISON, STALKER CHILDS?"
Melanated Inmate #1983989389389: "What did you say about me, you little bitch?"
Melanated Inmate #1983989389389: uses Beat that Ass
*Its super effective!*
Fats: "NOOO STALKER CHILD, IT IS YOU WHO IS GETTING THE BEATING RIGHT NOW- MY FRAIL BONES ARE NOT IN FACT BROKEN, STALKER CHILD!"
I for one hope that fatrick discovers his new self after a few years of aggravated anal assaults from Jamal and Bubba.
Plus, I doubt that even if he did wake up to reality and paid Quasi he would still have a contempt of court charge after months (years?) of refusing to pay him despite the court order to do so.
I guess im a bit of an optimist here...
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It won't happen since very few judges are really stupid, but I'd fucking wet myself laughing if the judge gave him 90 days for contempt and finished with "Enjoy prison, child."
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this should be /thread
we can then cap this and start "patrick thread 2," a la nick stoutzenberger
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Read up on the judge, this is a very real possibility. He busts up lawyers for wearing ascots instead of ties.
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Don't give me hope, man.
Kane lives in death
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there would be nothing better in this plane of existence than Patricks face if at the very end of the case when the judge puts patrick in jail he outs himself as a patposter.
I believe theres a chance in ten million, I DEMAND THAT IT HAPPENS UNIVERSE
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I clipped that bit because it also includes him, yet again, stating that he's not going to pay Quasi and admits that he might be going to jail.
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>08_24_DebtExam
great username
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This is the news story.
This judge literally threw a three hour tantrum because a lolyer decided to cosplay as Fred from Scooby-Doo and wear an ascot instead of a necktie.
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Ya know im just gonna say it, as fucking hilarious as it would be, I genuinely and sincerely do not want to see fat go to jail.
As we have amply seen in this thread and beyond he has zero self control when it comes to his joke of an ego, zero restraint from verbally or physically lashing out at the slightest excuse even when its extremely fucking obvious its a bad idea, and zero self awareness as to his own physical and mental shortcomings compared to those around him
All of this is a pretty self explanatory recipe for him getting his skull stomped in even in the mildest minimum security penitentiary the state of Wisconsin has to offer in depressingly short order, either due to him not being able to stop himself from picking fights or pissing the wrong people off, or due to him being legitimately fucking retarded enough to try the "start a fight with the scariest motherfucker in the joint to establish your rep" myth for real
This is not wishful thinking on my part, as much it may be cosmic irony and karma for spousal abuse, him being beaten into a coma or other long term invalidity will result in this well drying up for good.
Please fat, I know you read this and every other thread about you....for our sakes and yours....Pay Quasi
As we have amply seen in this thread and beyond he has zero self control when it comes to his joke of an ego, zero restraint from verbally or physically lashing out at the slightest excuse even when its extremely fucking obvious its a bad idea, and zero self awareness as to his own physical and mental shortcomings compared to those around him
All of this is a pretty self explanatory recipe for him getting his skull stomped in even in the mildest minimum security penitentiary the state of Wisconsin has to offer in depressingly short order, either due to him not being able to stop himself from picking fights or pissing the wrong people off, or due to him being legitimately fucking retarded enough to try the "start a fight with the scariest motherfucker in the joint to establish your rep" myth for real
This is not wishful thinking on my part, as much it may be cosmic irony and karma for spousal abuse, him being beaten into a coma or other long term invalidity will result in this well drying up for good.
Please fat, I know you read this and every other thread about you....for our sakes and yours....Pay Quasi
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Don't be a retard and buy Pat's myth of himself. He's a total pussy. In jail he'd be cowering and pathetic.
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Seems like a good clip for Quasi to introduce to his evidence