Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Don't be a retard and buy Pat's myth of himself. He's a total pussy. In jail he'd be cowering and pathetic.
Counterpoint, him lunching lunging at a cop while surrounded by cops and his continued smug refusal to pay his fine despite the court making it ever more clear how this will end for him.

Sure he is a fucking pussy, but he is a bigger fucking retard, and thats what makes me worried he will think that he can pull shit like this in prison with impunity.

EDIT: Ya know it just occurred to me that fatrick has a far higher chance of forcibly taking it up the ass every night for the next few years if he is sentenced to house arrest than if he wound up going to some max security hellhole prison
 
On the Moving Past Trauma interview: "we're fighting against this obscenity of a decision"

are you? pretending the judgement wasn't real for a year, not filing a single motion, not making a single argument to the court, not even responding, allowing every procedural deadline to come and go, abusing Chapter 128.

Another activist LARP to make himself sound important.
he's fighting by sitting in the corner and pouting instead of engaging the legal process (that he started) like an adult.
pat isn't even a child. he's a fucking baby.
 
1) Who says we want to help Fatrick?
2) Fat going to (enjoy) prison would be the funniest fucking thing that has ever happened.

It's not like he'd be put away for long. Just enough for thousands of people to ask him if he enjoyed it, forever. If nothing else I'd be fascinated to discover what would happen nexxxt.
I maintain that no more than one week in jail, plus a very long, very public community service sentence, is the ideal punishment for Patrick in terms of what it does to him but also how it affects Patposting. Pat in jail for 2 years sounds funny but after a while the thread would just die until he got out.

Edit: also Quasi sending a collections agent with a gopro to antagonize Pat while collecting on the debt, I would take that over literally anything else.
 
he's fighting by sitting in the corner and pouting instead of engaging the legal process (that he started) like an adult.
pat isn't even a child. he's a fucking baby.
I suspect he is hoping that spamming him being the target of gamergate 2 to every media outlet dumb or bored enough to let him speak will wind up "forcing" the courts to drop this shit for fear of a backlash.....yeah I know this sounds utterly fucking retarded but then look at who we are talking about here
 
I suspect he is hoping that spamming him being the target of gamergate 2 to every media outlet dumb or bored enough to let him speak will wind up "forcing" the courts to drop this shit for fear of a backlash.....yeah I know this sounds utterly fucking retarded but then look at who we are talking about here
somehow he still hasn't realized he's a huwhite cis male who has joked about rape and the media cavalry is never coming.
 
Edit: also Quasi sending a collections agent with a gopro to antagonize Pat while collecting on the debt, I would take that over literally anything else
I'm praying to Terry for this to happen
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I maintain that no more than one week in jail, plus a very long, very public community service sentence, is the ideal punishment for Patrick in terms of what it does to him but also how it affects Patposting. Pat in jail for 2 years sounds funny but after a while the thread would just die until he got out.

Edit: also Quasi sending a collections agent with a gopro to antagonize Pat while collecting on the debt, I would take that over literally anything else.

Pat being made to pick up garbage in a hi-viz will be far far more entertaining than him in jail.
 
I just realised what it reminds me of. The Deep Ones from The Shadow Over Innsmouth by HP Lovecraft. Patrick being a Cthulhu spawn makes a lot of sense.

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I was about to say the same. It's called the "Innsmouth look" in the story. Pat being a human-Deep One hybrid  would explain a lot, but how would one get so far inland?
 
Why would anyone want Fatrick to sign something? His signature brings the value of whatever object it is down in price.
There's a good chance Patrick will attain infamy in the future after some shenanigans makes him a well known figure. Having a signed book before could be a collectors item. Like Hooligans should set Pats chair aside since that place might become a pilgrimage.

I don't think Patrick believes he'll ever see the inisde of a jail cell. He has main character syndrome smd think on thr 23th the Biden Police will arrest everyone at OnA and here.

Take out or take in? I get the feeling our boy pat's been having his wife prep his bussy for his new prison bull. Question is, will he come out of prison (and the closet) wearing a dress? Amd will the dress be two sizes too small for his flabby form?
I think he'll put on the dress and skin walk his ex wife to cause a national scene. It's par the course
 
Look folks, lets not get retarded here, that's Patty Cake Bitch Tits Man's job.

1) The chances of him goung to Jail for a contempt charge are almost as small as Fatricks chances of writing a best seller
2) Even if he does spend a few days in county jail for contempt, jail is not prison. No one, not even faggots who want to be raped, get raped in Jail. At most he might get slapped around if he pisses off someone awaiting transfer to prison, but even that level of violence is rare.
 
patrick going to jail would be funny and the ultimate irony after so many prison enjoyers felt his wrath. but i don't think he should go away for more than a month in the pen at the very worst. a week or even a weekend would be enough time to correcT his attitude.
I've been thinking about it and 48 hours is the perfect amount of time for fatty to enjoy prison. The fact that he was in jail is more important than how long he's actually in there, and 48 hours is long enough to really piss Pat off and deny him the Twitter dopamine he so desperately craves, while also not being so long that the thread gets boring.
 
Since he thinks he's going to stalker child prison, what are the odds he'll try to take out the biggest guy on the yard to assert his dominance?
Patrick would escalate a minimum security sentence by turning the biggest, blackest guy into pepperoni thinking he's living a prison drama where he has to establish dominance, before being put in big boy jail and given a reality check.
 
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