Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

The Locals fags should pool their resources and rent an AirBNB together. Make sure to livestream that cavalcade of autism.

 

[Swole McPole]

The saddest part about Still-Gay is that he thinks getting banned is some kind of accomplishment to be proud of. Anyone who really wanted to go for the retard record could just spam hardcore porn and double his number in a day.

I guess it's cheaper and less self-damaging than shooting meth, so it's probably a step up in the world for poor Cletus.

Might as well do something cringe for once.

I've been playing this all day. I've only come on here now because I've just died after a long battle without saving.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Why not go the extra mile and get 3 that's been worn for a month?


We probably know why he dropped out midway now. There's some urgent "business".

Xia Anderson was one of the two new accounts he's been following, so between my previous post and the latest one would be the time span. That will be about a month and a week. I could set up the script to monitor constantly but there are issues with that too.

I have been seeing videos praising this game for the studio's "based" refusal to implement microtransactions.
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Thanks to Balldo, I cannot disassociate the game from his homosexual antics.

Might as well do something cringe for once.
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I blame @Balldo's Gate. The profile picture alone says a 1000 things about Nicky boy.

 

[Captain Manning]

The problem Rackets has, and no offense intended Capt, is that the people feeding him info, in particular now, are retards.

No offense taken, and you're right.

I've caught a fair amount of shit for being as close to him as I once was, but I think the important thing (for me, at least) is I began to realize he was putting up a fake front, and got the fuck out three years ago. At that time he was still popular on KF, and so caught flak from the other side for my "betrayal."

Ultimately, it worked out, because look at where we are now. Even I didn't grasp at the time how deep this rabbit hole would go. If you told me three years ago that he'd be sucking off Vito and shoving objects up his ass, I would have thought you were crazy. "Vindicated" might be too strong a term, because I certainly didn't see everything coming, but "relieved" definitely fits.

--Still--Life--​

I have the highset ban count at 5, they even banned my CC last time, so I have to modulate payment types.

Imagine actually being so dedicated to being in that Locals, and fedposting, that you have to resort to using multiple payment sources. If I didn't know any better, I swear Still Life is going out of his way to make Nick's Locals look bad.

 

[beautiful person]

Imagine actually being so dedicated to being in that Locals, and fedposting, that you have to resort to using multiple payment sources. If I didn't know any better, I swear Still Life is going out of his way to make Nick's Locals look bad.

It would be a really funny plot twist if it turned out that Still-Life is actually Twitter is Cancer.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I theorise that Nick sees more money loss attached to LOCALS and blames me for declining revenue. He also is displeased by the Farms

Before I say anything else let me congratulate you.

Congratulations, Himedall! For you have successfully catfished Nick while he was probably high, because as an "oldfag" like he pretends to be should know the rules of the internet damn well. Therefore he should know that are no girls on the internet and he is 100% gay. I can't wait to see the spin on this one later, it will be DSP tier gaslighting full throttle.

The other thing is, remember when Argolith was tagging Nick's videos and he'd make fun of him during superchats? I 'member, cause he would be like "yeah will he (Argolith) is a Indian, dot not feather, so if you talk to him as a woman he'll say "boobs and vagene pics please" faster than you can think! I'm beginning to think that was projection now and he was a coinflip toss from asking you to post tits and ass...

Imagine actually being so dedicated to being in that Locals, and fedposting, that you have to resort to using multiple payment sources. If I didn't know any better, I swear Still Life is going out of his way to make Nick's Locals look bad.

Still life is like one of those CP spammers on 4chan. I guess that he ought to be one of the old Vic era fans.

It would be a really funny plot twist if it turned out that Still-Life is actually Twitter is Cancer.

TIC is too busy malding at Nick and others he hates from the CG era to do this. He comments under every Elissa video and it is not usually funny, but just pure unpasteurized hatred. At least the cuckieta.lol account is funny.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

as an "oldfag" like he pretends to be

I had totally forgotten about Nick trying to play that card. That bypassed cringe and went straight to wince.

 

[Captain Manning]

Still life is like one of those CP spammers on 4chan. I guess that he ought to be one of the old Vic era fans.

Nah. Nobody in Weeb Wars was like Still-Life. JosephTX came kinda close, but even he never threatened to kill or harm anybody. He was just creepy with his talk about bringing guns to meet people.

What I see in Nick's Locals now is a combination of wine moms and weirdo anarcho-libertarians who want to believe Nick is some freeze peach messiah.

Say what you want about weebs, but Nick's current audience is a downgrade in every conceivable way. The weebs were actually of benefit to Rekieta.

 

[AnOminous]

Fun fact: there are now more Negro sperm cells in Nick's stomach and on his beard than there are stars in the universe.

This fun fact brought to you by Black Science Man.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

weirdo anarcho-libertarians

sovereign citizen vibes.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

No offense taken, and you're right.

I've caught a fair amount of shit for being as close to him as I once was, but I think the important thing (for me, at least) is I began to realize he was putting up a fake front, and got the fuck out three years ago. At that time he was still popular on KF, and so caught flak from the other side for my "betrayal."

Ultimately, it worked out, because look at where we are now. Even I didn't grasp at the time how deep this rabbit hole would go. If you told me three years ago that he'd be sucking off Vito and shoving objects up his ass, I would have thought you were crazy. "Vindicated" might be too strong a term, because I certainly didn't see everything coming, but "relieved" definitely fits.


Imagine actually being so dedicated to being in that Locals, and fedposting, that you have to resort to using multiple payment sources. If I didn't know any better, I swear Still Life is going out of his way to make Nick's Locals look bad.

Weren't you the guy helping him build his channel up during weeb wars?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Creeping up on contemporaneous status with LOCALS.

The next one should have laughs in it because it was his panel show with Vito.

Literal first message in chat:

AgBiochemist​

Oh hey. Our faggot is actually streaming tonight lol

The law knowledge is lacking:

Spoiler: Monty is weaponising the 19th Ammendment!

firePA498​

So is Nick in Discovery with the melon retard for the next year? Jeeeez fucking Minnesota

AgBiochemist​

Welcome to the great northern leftist state

firePA498​

19th amendment fucking everything once again

These are direct replies to each other. Even *I* know the 19th has nothing to do with it... Unless they are talking about the judge...

AgBiochemist​

Yea that shit need’s expelled

Confirmation of the secret chat groups for you all:

Freedom1982​

Lol hi. Did I miss a text from you?

Freedom1982​

Lol. Sorry. I went into our group chat for a minute

Chat is surprised they get punished for actign like they do in LOCALS on other plaforms:

Spoiler: Freeze peach is under attack!

maryisme247​

I got a 7 day suspension from "x" for this stupid post.

Kladex​

Elon is a faggot

maryisme247​

I'm a bit pissed about it.

JulianDelphiki​	Incitement to violence is imaginary. It does not exist.
JasonAngelfire​	that's not even threat, it's a turn of phrase

GrouchyOldGeezer​

I wish trump would just call for violence already... That's the only way we will ever get another civil war

JulianDelphiki​

yea, but it's so benign it's absurd. "free speech" is alive and well it seems

​

Boogaloo is upon us!

Spoiler: CIVIL WAR!

Brimstoneddd​

We need a constitutional amendment adding feds to commies where it says they have no rights

Brimstoneddd​

A civil war is the only way to stop from ending up a communist totalitarian globohomo state

Brimstoneddd​

Springfield armory just came out with the model 2020 that has sub .75 MOA guaranteed... Get your arms and ammo before next year

Sally78​

Rosanne said no election 2024.. she has indiders

I wonder if Nick could do it? Is it laziness or soiled brand that stops him?

Sally78​

@RekietaLaw you bringing Robert on

--Still--Life--​

Robert Goulette?

-geg-​

Robert Gouviea you fucking imbecile.

Why are you talking about the LAW!?

ShadowFalls​

@RekietaLaw You are simply discussing the legal issues, we'll just go from there. Perhaps talk somewhat of the conflicts of the case as well???

 

[Captain Manning]

Weren't you the guy helping him build his channel up during weeb wars?

One of many people on the Farms. Obviously, the situation with Nick has undergone a very radical change since then.

JulianDelphiki​

Incitement to violence is imaginary. It does not exist.

firePA498​

19th amendment fucking everything once again

These are direct replies to each other. Even *I* know the 19th has nothing to do with it... Unless they are talking about the judge...

The judge is female, so yeah. You wanna make bets as to how long it takes before one or more of them makes a threat against her?

 

[Chibitzen]

The Locals fags should pool their resources and rent an AirBNB together. Make sure to livestream that cavalcade of autism.

Fuck. Eww. Gross. Can you imagine the X-rated Duck Dynasty freakshow that would ensue with their narcissism. The nights will end with an unironic collection of mentally ill weirdos to coom pray over Mandy's nudes to try to heal her depression and other pseudo-Christian Ouija Board nonsense. Some twit will suggest they put together a GFM to buy Nick another midlife crisis. It'd be like a Satanic ritual, but far more incoherent and obviously awkward.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The sage predictions of... 3 year experts...

Sally78

Today I lost all hope in government

ericpp

you still had hope in government? i lost mine during the bush admin

2000-2008, for non-Americans

Sally78

I only starting caring 3 years ago

Great Expectations here:

Spoiler: Chat opinions on Nick's word

Brimstoneddd	No show Friday... Nick just announced it
DE4THWI5H	"Slight possibility" means no show guaranteed.
GrouchyOldGeezer	just take a hard stance and say you're not streaming Friday, period.
IHaveABeauDick	Gay
robertford9999	"I will be streaming on my trip" famous last words

maryisme247	He won't
Brimstoneddd	No streaming at the convention... Nick just announced it
Sally78
GrouchyOldGeezer	if there are no expectations there is no disappointment, well, not much anyway

Brimstoneddd

He's like a Hobbit with lunches when it comes to vacations... Is this 3rd vacation or 4th?

LOCALS Drama:

Spoiler: It is stupid

Sally78​

If mepmep didn't have everyone blocked she would see people here.. Go elliphant

Apparently, MEPMEP is Eliephant, the dumb doxxer who freaked out about Panoptes

Nick's audience thinks he could be banned from YT:

Spoiler: It was speculated here too

Jakemeyers​

youtage mods sweating over the ban button right now

AgBiochemist​

FUCK U YOUTUBE

Huzzad​

been awhile since i've heard nick go off like this

Andrew_Wahoo​

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ShadowFalls​	@RekietaLaw Tell us how you really feel.
mrmikemrmike​	@RekietaLaw - Just cut to Rumble early and the Hell with the YouBoob fags.

N810​

After such a lead, he could just switch to Rumble and get ludicrous.

Delusion:

--Still--Life--​

I'm a winner wither way, if trump gets elected and cleans up the country. If he doesn't I'll get to go FUBAR fed hunt with 20 million of my closest friends

Brimstoneddd​

The country can't be cleaned up... If he wins, they assassinated him and then we get to hunt feds and blue helmets

--Still--Life--​

If you can punch at the right velocity you can cave in a human face

 

[LanternsNSongs]

The judge is female, so yeah. You wanna make bets as to how long it takes before one or more of them makes a threat against her?

If --Still-Tarded-- had balls he would threaten her and leave balldos on her front yard to make her know that someone is watching her.

But alas, he is too much of a coward.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick explains why he smoked weed but hated it:

AC2Patriot​	Says he don't enjoy thing, but then goes and does thing...
Mandy_K​	HYPOCRICY
RekietaLaw​	2 things: 1 - I don't have anything to do after and foggy feeling will likely help me sleep
Kela_Vakuya​	locals needs to fix their chat
RekietaLaw​	2: doing thing as an acknowledgement of a correct law and in celeberation is acceptable infringement of thing I don't like. which is why I also got gay married

MFer was going to get MARRIED and say, 'no homo, just fuck the state?'

LMFAO!

Let's fix voting by giving the government our biometrics!

Huzzad​

Honestly needs to do fingerprint + Identification card verification

Nick ignores LOCALS paid chats?

JimSatala​

Even if you pay in locals he mostly ignores them

Fedposting all day:

--Still--Life--​

Mike Pence needs broken glass in his mouth and his jaw broken concurrently.

Mandy does not use credit cards?

Mandy_K​

I have to get a new debt card. Some scammer got my old one.

DanTheDev​

always pay for stuff with a real credit card, only use your debit card for getting cash from the atm

Mandy_K​

@DanTheDev I've never used credit cards in my life.

LOCALS keeping stats on Nick:

Spoiler: WE ARE ABANDONED!

TheMildOne​

4 hours. He has streamed less than 4 hours since Thursday.

JarvisHong​

Hes like, I took 3 hits, its not effecting me... 3 hits later, I'm done

TheMildOne​

Thanks for the warning. I don't like Nick's Locals streams when he's whining, and I really don't like watching stoners.

TheMildOne​

Lol he's going on vacation again hahahaha

MrStirFry99​	its not "vacation"
JarvisHong​	Shh, dont burst the bubble
TheMildOne​	No, he said he was extending matsuri into a family vacation

MrStirFry99​	probably because they are about to go into the school year. I expect this at this time of year. however, i understand exactly what you mean and your complaint.
TheMildOne​	And I respect the grift. But the man takes almost as much time off as nights he livestreams.
JarvisHong​	SO?
TheMildOne​	So at the very least he could do an occasional makeup stream, or at least fulfill his other promises....
JarvisHong​	You think your $5 PER MONTH, isnt fufilled by his at least 18-25 streams??
JarvisHong​	THATS the PRIVATE ones BTW
TheMildOne​	No
TheMildOne​	And he hasn't done that many streams in a month in a long time
MrStirFry99​	im more than satisfied with my $5. Chat's worth $5 a month to me. lol
TheMildOne​	This. I pay five bucks for the chat
ThisJustinCase​	i dont really expect much from 5$ a month lol
ThisJustinCase​	i just dont want it going to yt

TheMildOne​	Also I want to point out that I never mentioned my $5 as somehow an entitlement to Nick's time.
TheMildOne​	Nick is the one who made his schedule Monday through Friday 11:00 p.m.
TheMildOne​	He said that expectation not only for paid subscribers but for free people as well
ThisJustinCase​
JarvisHong​	Go be mild, i have seen you games, dont freak out
TheMildOne​	I'm not freaking out
TheMildOne​	The man's heart obviously isn't in this career, but where else is he going to easily get the kind of money he gets for part-time work
JarvisHong​	who? you man Nick? tell him
TheMildOne​	You mean all the times he's hanging out in chat lately?
TheMildOne​	Or do I have to Super chat
JarvisHong​	HIS OWN CHAT?
TheMildOne​	Yeah.... he's here almost as often as a Black Father
JarvisHong​	I've gotten TONS of responces in his live chat
ThisJustinCase​	heh good one
JarvisHong​	fuckin racist
TheMildOne​	Name-calling doesn't make you right.
JarvisHong​	doin what you say idnt done ONLY cause white, IS (Never said color, he never cared)
TheMildOne​	Try again, in english
Southanarchist​	Alright guys I just got back from vacation and so I’m about to go on another vacation for my post vacation vacation because my job is so hard and draining that I need to go on a pre vacation vacation then a vacation and then a post vacation vacation. Sound good?
GingerWithASoul​	Fwiw I agree with mild, nicks never here anymore

TheMildOne​	Nashville is going to be my 5th Vacation this year. 5th. And Nick has been away far more than I have.
JarvisHong​	Ok, how's FUCK OFF?? I like some of ya, but u got caught up in the weeds LATERZ
Southanarchist​	And I am definitely going to do my job while I’m on vacation for sure totes forreal
Southanarchist​	I just got back from a four day vacation to the beach with my family
Southanarchist​	Facts
TheMildOne​	And you know Nick is gonna take *more* off days for Nashville

Southanarchist​	I think if Nick just pulled the Crowder and took off the months of July and December in their entirety it would be a good decision
JarvisHong​	make your own talk show
Southanarchist​	I don’t wanna
JarvisHong​	then dont try to change ppl
Southanarchist​	I actually like doing manual labor
Southanarchist​	I will comment whenever I want too and I will give my opinion whenever I want too. If it offends you that is your problem.
GingerWithASoul​	Hey fren
JarvisHong​	then why bitch?
Southanarchist​	Because I feel like it.

Parent of the year:

Spoiler: Is this a DWI admission?

SuranK​

So, I am sitting outside sheriff office waiting on my son

ThisJustinCase​

why the sheriff's office

SuranK​

He is working on boy scout merit badge radiation communications and he's at the 911 dispatch center

SuranK​

Of course, I am sitting outside the sheriffs station, watching Nick and sipping bourbon, so......how trustworthy is my opinion?

SuranK​	I wonder how high I can get my BAC sitting g outside the sheriff station?
ThisJustinCase​	are you driving afterwards?

SuranK​	Of course not!!! Duh!
SuranK​	Also, I am probably lying. About both the bourbon and my asshole.

SuranK​

Every time I look around, another cop. Sure is hard to swine a swig

SuranK​	Ok, my son has been on this radio dispatch thing for almost 2 houts......is he getting a B.A. or what?
ThisJustinCase​	maybe he's actually doing some work or having fun

KIWIS WE HAVE WON!

Spoiler: LOCALS begins to de-program from Nick's brainwashing

Freedom1982​	Chat is so dead lately
Freedom1982​	Have you guys seen art and eagel?
Southanarchist​	I see art on twitter
Southanarchist​	Yep
Southanarchist​	Uninterested creator has disengaged chat
Freedom1982​	It's sad it feels like the kiwis won
Southanarchist​	They did
ThisJustinCase​	what did they win?
Freedom1982​	Yeah. I know and I agree nick stepping back kinda made locals not as fun
Freedom1982​	Lol the nick war. He's never in here anymore
ThisJustinCase​	the nick war lol
Freedom1982​	It's annoying. Lol I don't come in much anymore because it takes forever to get a response in here a lot of the time.
Southanarchist​	Yupp, the contact with the creator was part of the draw. And then for a while chat was enough to justify the money but now chat is usually dead. My sub comes up tomorrow and I am seriously considering dropping it
ThisJustinCase​	yeah chats been dead lately =[
Freedom1982​	I haven't been watching nick live lately either because I've been with Sally on her stream
Freedom1982​	His large gap in streaming lol messes with my routine so now I watch Sally instead.

LOCALS is a mental health support:

Spoiler: This is sad

LivGrace​

I’m out of surgery, out of the hospital. Going home

SirVieVal​	Yay
LivGrace​	I’m currently waiting on getting my pain medicine. Have you abdomen cut into hurts like a motherfucker
sanglant​	the damn biopsy needle was plenty for me, hope you mend quick.
hunsingeruk​	good to hear

Freedom1982​	yeah multiple times it hurts like a bitch. Remember to hold a pillow when you cough and get up.
Andrew_Wahoo​	I'm sure!
LivGrace​	Thank you to everyone. Honestly reading chat even when I couldn’t really type helped keep me more sane.

 

[Swole McPole]

MFer was going to get MARRIED and say, 'no homo, just fuck the state?'

This is utterly mystifying to me.

I'm an atheist. Always have been. Marriage as an institution means nothing to me. However, my wife is a woman of faith. It was important to her. If I wanted her as a life partner (and I did), I had to get married.

But it's always seemed utterly ludicrous to me that people who don't have a religious faith would get butthurt because they aren't allowed to participate in a religious ritual that they claim they don't care about.

This is especially true of fudgepackers. I can understand (and wholeheartedly support) their demand for civil union so they get all the legal and financial benefits from the state that married people get, but fundamentally, marriage is a religious ritual. If you aren't religious, why would you care? Niggers just need an excuse to be butthurt -- like all the sodomy isn't reason enough.

That said, I suspect Nick was talking about why he got 'gay married'. As somebody who was a virgin when he married Kayla (I notice she's never made any such claims), I honestly think that Nick felt obliged to marry Romaine and Ricardo before they spitroasted him, so that their spitroasting was blessed in the eyes of the heretic's God. (ie, Satan.)

 

[Captain Manning]

MFer was going to get MARRIED and say, 'no homo, just fuck the state?'

LMFAO!

It would be interesting to know when he was planning on doing that. It would reveal more information as to whether Nick was always the way he is, or whether he became the way he is.

Back when he was doing his trad Christian grift, he stated on his show that he was personally opposed to gay marriage on Biblical grounds.

I could maybe try and find the clip if anybody is really interested, but it would likely be a PITA because it exists in the bowels of 2019 Weeb Wars content. Before he dropped the facade and went full on crazy.

--Still--Life--​

Mike Pence needs broken glass in his mouth and his jaw broken concurrently.

Oh, he's graduated to people under Secret Service protection now. I'm sure that'll work out just fine.

 

[AnOminous]

Weren't you the guy helping him build his channel up during weeb wars?

Implying there weren't many of us even including people here on this thread, including me.

We have faced our shame at having propped up this jizz gargling faggot.