Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pee Your Pants]

Alright ladies and gents, during the farms shaky times I got my Staph snark kicks from swapping Staph findings with IRL friends. I was being a lazy farmer and not sharing the milk here, in hope that Humbert would be bringing the milk again once the farms were more stable. I'll see if I have any screenshots worth sharing that haven't made it here.

For now here are some links I have been sitting on for a while. I would say the reason why I haven't shared them before now is because of the faultiness of the farms, but its mainly because I didn't want to curse anyone else with the first story's contents. I like to read her stories out loud to my friends, but I couldn't even read the whole thing with my own eyes. Its fucking disgusting.
Be Careful Where You Prowl
Archive

She hasn't mentioned Jeff in a long time, so I was wondering if she had ditched her spirit husbandry for the viking larp, but he is still in her thoughts, going by the fact she has still been writing her Jeff fairy one and then this recent pedophilic story.
Wolf Heart
Archive

 

[Aunt Carol]

Alright ladies and gents, during the farms shaky times I got my Staph snark kicks from swapping Staph findings with IRL friends.

AO3 isn't built to search for it, but it would be so interesting to find Staph's comments on other people's works.

 

[Chromeo]

I find cows fall into two categories, the ones who are only a danger to themselves, and the ones who are a danger to themselves and others. I often forget Staph falls in the latter category.

At least in a sad silver lining she evolved from the latter to the former. She's not talking to kids anymore, just talking to her imaginary friends and pissing herself.

 

[glass_houses]

At least in a sad silver lining she evolved from the latter to the former. She's not talking to kids anymore, just talking to her imaginary friends and pissing herself.

I disagree. She's still trying to access unstable childen through her 'advocacy', and there was that lady who was having a psychotic break and reached out to Staph, and Staph made everything even worse.

Staph is like Chris; the only reason that there aren't more victims is that they don't have access to them.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I disagree. She's still trying to access unstable childen through her 'advocacy', and there was that lady who was having a psychotic break and reached out to Staph, and Staph made everything even worse.

A couple of weeks ago she mentioned this incident again to someone on Mastodon. She added a detail that I don't think she has mentioned before: they phoned her up because Staph had reported this person as dead on her Facebook page. It can't be a separate incident because she mentions people mocking her on Tumblr about it.

 

[JaneThough]

A couple of weeks ago she mentioned this incident again to someone on Mastodon. She added a detail that I don't think she has mentioned before: they phoned her up because Staph had reported this person as dead on her Facebook page. It can't be a separate incident because she mentions people mocking her on Tumblr about it. View attachment 5256511

THIS is why you are not equipped to run a non-profit, Staph. People do not feel safe calling a number for help when they see the person on the other line "venting" in public about others issues. You are offering a safe space for OTHERS, not for yourself, and if you can't handle that you shouldn't do it.

Like, my brother works in healthcare. He's vented to me about the patients he's dealt with. But he has and will NEVER post anything like that in a public forum. You are essentially appropriating other people's trauma for your own so you have something to bitch about to make yourself the victim.

"Oh woe is me, someone yelled at me when they called my suicide hotline" Go fuck yourself you absolute waste of human energy. Your mother's greatest failure was not aborting you at the get.

/MATI
Sorry. The idea of actual vulnerable people accidentally coming into contact with her really sets me off.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Here are some screenshots that me and my fellow Staph loving friend group swapped around during the farms wonky times. I left out the fantastic ones that I know I have seen here, but I'm sure there will be some that have already been shared and my eyes didn't pick up on them. They're from a mix of places and dates, so apologies for the mess. However, they're worth sharing in case there's anything that hasn't been seen before.

Spoiler: Court Appearance

I don't know if these posts about her appearance in court from about a month back made it here, but her taking offence over a vocational expert saying she could be a janitor is classic snooty Staph. Her idea of being a community leader is littering her patches around town. Also, a bonus screenshot of her claiming to do freelance before, and one of her claiming that some students told her that she's cool. What magazine was that for? Sped Weekly?

Spoiler: Trans Horrors

'It's safe to say that I'm pleased with my transition so far' she captions a fucking awful photo that looks like a dumpy aunt needing to have a lay down on grandma's bed after eating too many burger's at a family BBQ. I'm surprised she hasn't jump scared Mastodon with pictures of the packer. Also, she will get to NYC because she's a viking.

Spoiler: Ghosts

I love that Instagram image one. I was hoping for a photo of Staph at a Pride gathering with her hand hovering in thin air pretending to be hugging Jeff. It's concerning that she said that she had been talking to someone on Discord about communicating with spirits. Also, no idea if 'Ghosts' has people fucking ghosts in it.

Spoiler: MJ

Chromeo - ever heard the theory that MJ had a vag?

Spoiler: Gross

I don't want the image of her sweaty and naked on a couch, thanks, nor the imagined situation of standing next to her in a public bathroom as she washes a pissy fake dick. 'Well worth the intestinal outrage' has become a new phrase in my friend circle.

Spoiler: Assorted

Being a lazy fatty/ having Parkinson's is not comparable, you narcissist. I loved how she said she was well versed in Indonesian mythology but then said 'I don't remember it's name but I think there is one.' She has a tendency to spout nonsense without even bothering to Google it first, again in the case of that band. If a band you like are playing near you, then stop moaning and go yourself, you freeloader - you're in your 30s and can get a bus. 'If you see me online at 4am...' No one is going to wonder why someone is online at 4am and scroll back to find that status for an explanation. Also worth noting that her live tooting of horror films has been epic lately, I go mental reading each one, like some super boring version of self harm.

Spoiler: Grandma level updates

I don't know why, but Staph's boring updates always crack me up the most, because they read like something that a grandma would text you about. Bitch, are you fucking dissolvable? Go get your chicken lol.

 

[Facken Hoof]

@Pee Your Pants thank you for your exceptional service of staph watching and commentary. She is truly such a perfect lolcow, so well rounded!
My highlights have to be have to be the 6 month transition photo- why that angle? Is that meant to be seductive? Or is she going for a super masculine pose there?
Oversharing as per, the term 'intestinal outrage is actually one I quite like. But washing her stinking silicone penis in a sink - why would you tell anyone this.
The abandonment of obtaining chicken at a grey cloud. I just can't get enough of her.

 

[glass_houses]

Is 'thunderstorming' an Americanism, or a Staphism? Because I've heard 'storming outside' but never 'thunderstorming'.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Is 'thunderstorming' an Americanism, or a Staphism? Because I've heard 'storming outside' but never 'thunderstorming'.

"Thunderstorm" is a word (noun), and people do sometimes (improperly) use it as a verb, though that's not correct.

 

[glass_houses]

"Thunderstorm" is a word (noun), and people do sometimes (improperly) use it as a verb, though that's not correct.

Thunderstorms are very common in my part of the world, but I've never heard someone say, "It's thunderstorming outside." I understand regionalisms, but in my country we shorten expressions, not make them longer.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Thunderstorms are very common in my part of the world, but I've never heard someone say, "It's thunderstorming outside." I understand regionalisms, but in my country we shorten expressions, not make them longer.

Trust a person with a list of 84 overly complicated words for her gender to make up a longer term for a storm. Thunderstorming isn't a very inclusive term, is she a lightningphobe? Do better, Staph smh.

Also want to add that I read most of those two stories that Staph wrote. The Prowler one is prefaced by how its 'always been a fantasy,' of hers, and features her and Jeff raping Richard Ramirez (including a lot of gross hairy babbler action). The Wolf Heart one features Jeff as a viking raping a young boy and them falling in love. She's vile.

 

[p0mm3rz]

I can't upload the archive of this, but she updated her YouTube channel today.

Spoiler: A summary.

Tedious bitch hours: Averting Ragnarok by returning to the Old Ways featuring Nana's mid-90's spicy South West-inspired blouse. There is a plastic leafy garland wrapped around the pole of a standing lamp, and a sample of her fingerpaint craft behind her as she sits on her mustard yellow sofa.

• July is the Cursed Month because her grandparents died in July, and last year she had covid. "Anything that will go wrong, can and does go wrong in the month of July."
• Mama Frigly has a rare type of cancer, which requires 3 hours of travel time in order to get specialized treatment.
• Her mother actually has surgery for it today, "Maybe it's even happening right now, I dunno." She isn't there to support her mother when she gets out of surgery, she isn't there to support her father as he waits for his wife to get out of surgery. I hate this bitch. Go be with your dying mother.
• She refers to her own religious beliefs as "kind of a woo-woo topic."
• We're shown a book called "Wyrdcraft: Healing Self & Nature through the Mysteries of the Fates" which she dropped $21.99 to buy.
• She struggles to stand up and shows us her bookshelf which mostly contains DVDs, including the Halloween series, V for Vendetta, and My Friend Dahmer.
• The Wakeful World: Animism, Mind and the Self in Nature ($20.95) is discussed, but she can't find the second book she wanted to show us. It's allegedly about something called the zero point field and quantum biology, which is a complex topic but it can best be compared to the Force, from Star Wars.
• I don't know anything about these topics but her description of them is literally just the fucking Force. Some bullshit about an energy that connects everything and can explain ghosts, telekinesis, and astral projection.
• She finally looks up the title of the book, The Field: The Quest for the Secret Force of the Universe ($9.89). "It will blow your mind, the fact that these, NASA and Princeton funded studies and scientists started discovering all this really far-out woo-woo stuff that's actually possible."
• From 10:17 to 25:11, she just reads verbatim from Wyrdcraft. I didn't listen to any of it.
• A few times throughout the video, she'll hoist herself to her feet and bring the camera up with her, and it's absolutely jarring. She does it again at the 25:23 mark, for the purpose to getting herself a piece of candy which she unwraps and sucks on with her puckered little butthole mouth for the rest of the video.
• I'm losing patience and I skipped to 27:19 and just heard her say "I want to bring about Hell on earth" and I'm taking that as a sign that I should keep doing that until the video is over.
• 28:11 "From the outside, my life probably looks pretty boring. Y'know, not working, doing too much on the Internet."
• 30:15 "I've got people who watch these videos and pick them apart frame-by-frame" I feel seen and I don't like it.
• 32:34 "And I'm certainly not going to try working again, because that was a fucking nightmare."
• 35:10 A firetruck sounds off in the distance, "so I'm gonna take that as an indication to wrap this up." Thank you to whoever burnt their house down.
• 37:33 She threatens to put out another video this month.
• 38:04 "My voice is shot, if you can't tell." Which made me realize that her voice isn't sounding as froggy as it did the last time I listened to her, which is weird because she's on testosterone.

• I can't turn off bullet points I'm trapped forever

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Fetishizing "indigenous" people but can't be bothered to actually learn what culture they belong to. "they're like one of those cultures" come on Staph, seriously?

They are Siberian and sing in Chulym. I have no interest in this group and found this out in less than ten seconds - less than the time it took Staph to make that post.

This post is absolutely and explicitly racist as hell.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Also want to add that I read most of those two stories that Staph wrote

'Some' was the most I could stomach. The visuals... crap, those would give anyone nightmares. And they speak volumes about her, none of it good.

Thank you for your exceptional contributions, @Pee Your Pants. I tried to do some cut-and-paste during the disruption but am too technologically backward to do it consistently or well. This is the thread I missed the most during the downtime, thanks for helping revive it.

 

[Vandy2]

Has any one seen updates about that $10.000 grant for the fake non profit? It isn't a real legal entity so if that grant wasn't a complete scam, Gyro wouldn't be able to get SSI anyway since people on SSI can't have more than $2.000 at a time.

 

[Scoia'tael]

Bitch, are you fucking dissolvable?

I'm sorry but this made me snort laugh so hard coffee came out of my nose. She is the self-styled wicked witch of the west so maybe? But either way so druid, much in tune with nature, wow.

Her music sperging is making me ROTFL. There is a bus from Binghamton to midtown Manhattan twice a day. It's 3 hours. If you were really committed you'd take the bus. Also very punk of you, needing someone to ferry you everywhere.

I am kind of obsessed with this new "YouTube crazy person" arc. Perhaps it'll bring in some new friends to the thread?

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Alright ladies and gents, during the farms shaky times I got my Staph snark kicks from swapping Staph findings with IRL friends. I was being a lazy farmer and not sharing the milk here, in hope that Humbert would be bringing the milk again once the farms were more stable. I'll see if I have any screenshots worth sharing that haven't made it here.

For now here are some links I have been sitting on for a while. I would say the reason why I haven't shared them before now is because of the faultiness of the farms, but its mainly because I didn't want to curse anyone else with the first story's contents. I like to read her stories out loud to my friends, but I couldn't even read the whole thing with my own eyes. Its fucking disgusting.
Be Careful Where You Prowl
Archive

She hasn't mentioned Jeff in a long time, so I was wondering if she had ditched her spirit husbandry for the viking larp, but he is still in her thoughts, going by the fact she has still been writing her Jeff fairy one and then this recent pedophilic story.
Wolf Heart
Archive

Has the Jeff as a fairy/elf one been updated lately? That one was a special kind of awful/unintentionally hilarious with the German neopronouns, and of all places to set a story based around Norse mythology/folklore in, my first choice wouldn't be Germany (iirc they believed in the same gods but called them different names like Wotan for Odin). It really goes to show how ignorant Staph is of other countries. Seems to be a recurring theme with a lot of American cows who've never left the USA.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Has the Jeff as a fairy/elf one been updated lately? That one was a special kind of awful/unintentionally hilarious with the German neopronouns, and of all places to set a story based around Norse mythology/folklore in, my first choice wouldn't be Germany (iirc they believed in the same gods but called them different names like Wotan for Odin). It really goes to show how ignorant Staph is of other countries. Seems to be a recurring theme with a lot of American cows who've never left the USA.

Since I last shared the chapter where Jeff teleported into a library and watched a man jerk off to some porn on a computer, she has written four more chapters, and plans on a final one. I stopped reading because it devolved into Norse nerdy nonsense, but I will try to push through reading in case there are any hilarious lines/scenarios. I can't archive at the moment, sorry.
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8

I checked her Instagram and found this announcement on the 1st of August. I did wonder when the hybristophilia was going to leak onto her socials again, or even if she was going to set up a separate Mastodon account. She used to compartmentalize her woke and woowoo/problematic and edgy sides into accounts on Twitter, after all. Check out that Nazi looking flag.


Friends with Jacquin again, I see. Reminder that Jacquin was the one who made bad AI art of Jeffrey Dahmer, claiming Dahmer communicated with them.

 

[moorhen]

I liked the part where she admitted, publicly and in an easily accessible and viewable space, that she can work, she just doesn’t want to work.

Also coming out as something that isn’t at all something in a marginalised community is such a basic white girl thing to do.
Being horny for serial killers isn’t some fantastical new idea that’s going to get you stoned to death in Saudi, people are just gonna think your dad doesn’t love you.