- Joined
- Feb 16, 2017
Trent was just chilling the other day. Suddenly there’s a knock on his door. He goes and answers the door. It’s Pee Wee Herman. “Sup bro.” Trent says. “How’s it going.” Pee Wee Herman says and comes inside. They sit on the couch and are just chilling etc. Suddenly the front door gets kicked down. “Whos that?” Pee Wee Herman says in a confused manner. “Oh shit. It’s the anus men. They must be here for anus.” Trent says in a concerned manner. “Then combat time it is.” Pee Wee Herman says. Pee Wee Herman pulls out his pistol. Trent pulls out his pistol. A homosexual man screaming the word anus comes sprinting around the hallway corner. Trent fires his pistol shooting the homosexual man once in the forehead killing him instantly. Pee Wee Herman crouches down and fires several rounds, striking and killing a second homosexual man intruder.
“Oh shit!” Trent screams as a third homosexual man lunges at him Trent firing the pistol striking him in the forehead he collapses to the floor dead at Trents feet. Pee wee Herman advances forward looking, he grabs a homosexual man and shoots him in point blank range killing him. “I think that’s all of them.” Pee Wee Herman says. “Pee Wee Herman nooo!!!!” Trent screams as a homosexual man lunges from the darkness stabbing Pee Wee Herman with a knife, Trent begins firing his pistol shooting the homosexual man three times in the chest he has a dazed and confused look on his face for a second then Trent quickly shoots the homosexual man in the forehead killing him.
“Oh shit!!!!!!! We gotta get you to the hospital!!!” Trent screams. Trent loads Pee Wee Herman into the car and Trent just slams the pedal to the medal and flys to the hospital going more than 100 miles per hour. He rushes Pee Wee Herman into surgery, it’s a long 24 hour surgery that’s touch and go, but Pee Wee Herman survives. For the next six years Trent and Pee Wee Herman stay in touch with each other, having become friends on Facebook and sometimes talking to each other on messenger. But then on 7-30-2023 Pee Wee Herman tragically died from cancer at the age of 70. Trent attends the funeral and gives a very emotional and heart felt speech, becoming very emotional while speaking during the funeral and breaking down crying at one point during the speech.
“Oh shit!” Trent screams as a third homosexual man lunges at him Trent firing the pistol striking him in the forehead he collapses to the floor dead at Trents feet. Pee wee Herman advances forward looking, he grabs a homosexual man and shoots him in point blank range killing him. “I think that’s all of them.” Pee Wee Herman says. “Pee Wee Herman nooo!!!!” Trent screams as a homosexual man lunges from the darkness stabbing Pee Wee Herman with a knife, Trent begins firing his pistol shooting the homosexual man three times in the chest he has a dazed and confused look on his face for a second then Trent quickly shoots the homosexual man in the forehead killing him.
“Oh shit!!!!!!! We gotta get you to the hospital!!!” Trent screams. Trent loads Pee Wee Herman into the car and Trent just slams the pedal to the medal and flys to the hospital going more than 100 miles per hour. He rushes Pee Wee Herman into surgery, it’s a long 24 hour surgery that’s touch and go, but Pee Wee Herman survives. For the next six years Trent and Pee Wee Herman stay in touch with each other, having become friends on Facebook and sometimes talking to each other on messenger. But then on 7-30-2023 Pee Wee Herman tragically died from cancer at the age of 70. Trent attends the funeral and gives a very emotional and heart felt speech, becoming very emotional while speaking during the funeral and breaking down crying at one point during the speech.
