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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 295 13.1%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.5%
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AnOminous said:
We all now know what this filthy disgusting creature smells like. He smells like cat piss.
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#neverforget
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Fornicario said:
How in the fuck did he pass Customs?
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Would you want to rummage through the nameless horrors in his luggage? I assume everyone in customs was suddenly busy doing something else.

What's truly horrific is the realization that one, maybe two people had to sit next to him for the flight. That's a long-ass flight, (especially from the west coast) and a fucking penance on the best days.
 
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Vesperus said:
Would you want to rummage through the nameless horrors in his luggage? I assume everyone in customs was suddenly busy doing something else.

What's truly horrific is the realization that one, maybe two people had to sit next to him for the flight. That's a long-ass flight, (especially from the west coast) and a fucking penance on the best days.
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I wouldn't want to, but I'd take one for King and country and do everything possible to keep a walking biohazard in the terminal until it gets repatriated or dead.
 
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Vesperus said:
Would you want to rummage through the nameless horrors in his luggage? I assume everyone in customs was suddenly busy doing something else.

What's truly horrific is the realization that one, maybe two people had to sit next to him for the flight. That's a long-ass flight, (especially from the west coast) and a fucking penance on the best days.
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On the plus side, those people probably had a very good chance of being upgraded. Some people are noseblind and can bear it, but even that, on a plane, would be a stretch.

Some people really really can't stand stank. I have vomited twice now, due to people's stank.
I'd tell the air hostess that I was just gonna have to stand at the opposite end of the aisle, or vomit constantly, and hope that their sympathy would kick in.
After all it's fair fucks, if you sell a ticket to a stinking cunt, it's not on the other punters to have to suck it up.

Some people could have got a really good deal out of it. You know how much those fucking first/business tickets cost?!
It's the people in his periferal I feel sorry for. Close enough to get occasional wafts, not close enough to be able to sweet talk and upgrade. Lol tho imagining an island of empty seats round Kevin and like 12 people getting moved up, is admittedly, funny.

Kevin would be too autisiclaly plugged in to his device to notice everyone getting the whisper around him.
 
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  • The sheep still hasn't been sheared and had to endure the heat all summer. Poor thing. I guess at this point, they're just going to shear it next year. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • In regards to the two new baby goats, they're both male. Penny suggested that they "geld" one (and I guess keep the other intact for breeding).
  • I heard a troon voice that didn't belong to Penny or Jen. I assume it's Kevin's boyfriend or maybe a visitor.
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It strikes me that they don't even have a simple shelter out in the pasture.
666dirtwitch, a former field serf, might write a tell-all about his experiences at the Tranch. :optimistic:
https://cohost.org/dirtwitch666 [Archive]
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so, i've been mulling things over a lot lately and i'm thinking about putting together a tell all about my time living at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. the project fell apart and I think a lot of people are confused about the narratives that were put out by the former leaders of the project. I was just a ranch hand, and only there for less than a year, but I feel like there's more that should be said about that project and the effects it had on people who worked there. I just want the story to be told, but honestly i fear some retribution from the former owners and founders.
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To give a little backstory on this field serf, he was disgruntled when he left the Tranch (complaining about "months of hard unpaid labor"), but he more recently subtweeted about Bonnie being an evil landlord, which made it seem like he was on Team Penny. Maybe Dirtwitch just dislikes everyone involved, lol.
Debated posting this since he's no longer associated with the Tranch, but I guess you never know if it might become relevant later.
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https://archive.ph/b5HxX
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Jen is still working on his RPG Maker game:
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