Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 103 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 164 40.1%

  • Total voters
    409
You can feel the coom infused seethe flowing from that message to Kalea. He's really really butthurt, more than usual from what I can tell. Does anyone know when the Rumble contract is to be renewed? If I'm not mistaken, all that happened September or October of last year. Maybe he has been receiving strongly worded emails from Rumble for his lackluster performance? This is the chopping block time, unless the contract was for 2 years?
 
Holy shit, he's spiraling so hard. It's glorious. Magnificent. All of this because a wrench made a flippant comment and because Nick is walking the path of the gunt, he absolutely must shit his pants. I really believe that one of the most telling symptoms of being a lolcow is blowing up at innocuous jokes/comments. Not that this is the first time he's done so, it's just one of the most overblown reactions to a nothing comment.

But he's not mad. This is not what mad people do, remember that.
 
You can feel the coom infused seethe flowing from that message to Kalea. He's really really butthurt, more than usual from what I can tell. Does anyone know when the Rumble contract is to be renewed? If I'm not mistaken, all that happened September or October of last year. Maybe he has been receiving strongly worded emails from Rumble for his lackluster performance? This is the chopping block time, unless the contract was for 2 years?
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You tell me, does a stream 1 hour in with 2900* live viewers having 30k view count already before it even finished make sense to you? Nick is gonna use his rumble numbers that he thinks are great (see the rumble stat top 10 tweets that he was bragging about in this thread weeks ago) to negotiate for his next contract. I wonder if the business department of rumble evenknows that the tech department is fucking up, on purpose or otherwise.

Edit: Me saying 700 was actually the youtube live number. He switched to rumble and that's when I noticed the 2900live vs 30k views within 1 hour discrepancy.
 
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Is anyone else somewhat surprised the kalea username wasn't already taken? Nice Fish heads kalea I thought for sure some enterprising kiwi would have reserved that name especially given all the I'm kalea memes being flung around.
 
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You tell me, does a stream 1 hour in with 700 live viewers having 30k view count already before it even finished make sense to you? Nick is gonna use his rumble numbers that he thinks are great (see the rumble stat top 10 tweets that he was bragging about in this thread weeks ago) to negotiate for his next contract. I wonder if the business department of rumble evenknows that the tech department is fucking up, on purpose or otherwise.
There's no way the 30k number is accurate. If Rumble tech is fucking it up and counting bots, they deserve Nick and all his baggage.
 
There's no way the 30k number is accurate. If Rumble tech is fucking it up and counting bots, they deserve Nick and all his baggage.
It's interesting to note that in other streams, all the lawtubers (vice, nate, lawgic, etc) all say that they can't get going on Rumble and are confused as to why since Nick is apparently doing good, according to them. Funny huh?
 
So wait, he didn't even fuck a watermelon? Is literally anything true about what we've been told about this guy?
The issue might possibly be for Nick is that he won't be able to discover anything to prove the pedo allegations. Monty claimed in the call to Josh he doesn't have the files to the movies anymore. If he shows the video that Nick is claiming, I'm not sure how Nick could prove he fucked a melon when Monty was fingerbanging the mouth he cut into the melon supposedly.

If you ask me, that doesn't look good to a jury if he has no video proof in case where both are online personalities. Unlike Nick, Monty has copious video evidence of Nick calling him a pedo, watermelon fucker, etc.
 
Hello Kiwifarms! 🧛‍♀️

Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?

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Once again, Nick is demonstrating how he has consistently ignored the basic guidelines of being an online personality. Notably, in this case, his failing to establish personal/professional boundaries. Nick gave a talk on this in late June, and it was as embarrassing to hear his "pearls of wisdom" then as it is now. Not retarded, he says? Stuff and nonsense.

Unsure if anyone was trying to burn this idiocy out of Nick. Mostly there were people trying to teach Nick things that he should already know so that he doesn't burn himself to begin with (which Nick inevitably did anyway).

Well-adjusted people don't perv on/with their audience and share intimate/sexual information with (essentially) strangers online. It's not some kind of joyless constraint unless you are an exhibitionist degenerate. Nick is not a victim of the internet. He's just an angry pervert.

Also, the implications behind Nick saying "everyone burned all of their their bridges with me" could be telling of why he is so mad lately.

Even though you're fucking up our we are all Kalea thing Kalea. Welcome aboard.
The dream isn't dead.

Nick associating Kalea with "everyone" and "the internet" in his response means that all of us are still Kalea in our own way.
 
He gave permission when he wouldn't shut the fuck about his sex life. No one wanted to hear about it but he HAD to inject it into everything he did. The barn door isn't open at this point, it completely missing and the cows won't go back in the barn. We all warned him and he refused to listen.
KF to Rekieta (2022): WTF, STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE!
Rekieta to KF (2023): WTF, STOP TALKING ABOUT MY SEX LIFE!

The weird thing about Rekieta now spinning himself as a victim because people are talking about his personal life was that this thread was filled with people begging him to stop talking about his sex life for months and months and months. Now this guy expects that people need "permission to speak into [his] life"?

Hey, quick question. Did Nick ever ask Ron Toye, iDubbbz, or Jack Murphy for "permission to speak into" their lives? Or anyone else, for that matter?

Not that he needed to. He didn't. If you decide to publicize your personal life on the Internet, you should expect some criticism and mockery along with praise. Even if you don't expect it, you should at least accept it. You can't get mad when not everyone is seal clapping. Like, come on. He went on camera dressed like the image below and started talking about how he was hungover from MDMA over the weekend he went to an "underwear bar" with his wife and people were coming up to them and trying to pick them up. This guy is a married father of five.

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Which is a whole other absurdity in itself. The evidence is overwhelming FFS.

It's yet another reason why his response was fucking dumb.
Yeah. Everybody here has considered the Hedonism stuff and come to their own conclusions. Which is why ceding the field entirely and not putting out your own message other than muttering that unspecified things are "fiction" is an odd choice.

He could have just said "We went there for the nude beach and not any swinging" and many people (myself included) would have bought it if he was open about it. Instead he's vaguely cagey even though pictures were posted of him nude at the beach anyway, and that caginess makes it worse, not better. If you overshare about your personal life to the point where people are uncomfortable with it, and then your sharing comes to a screeching halt, people are going to assume that must mean there's something there you don't want them to know. Even if that's not the reason. I thought as a Social Media Expert™ Nick would understand that, but I guess not.

Nick might say he doesn't read his thread - and maybe he doesn't - but that doesn't mean that other people don't. Including Nick's collaborators, by the way. The last clip in the quoted post below shows how Flash trails off and laughs when reading a super chatter talking about "watching my wife with two Jamaicans". Jamaica has a population of almost 3 million, but does Flash have a guess as to exactly which 2 Jamaicans that might be a reference to? Maybe not, but he sure seemed to trail off quick.
My personal favorite, which I almost missed because Nick was already long gone and I was sick of hearing that fat tongued drunk Flash stumble through super chats, was a callback to something Nick said three hours earlier:


It looked to me, from those screenshots, that she just asked a simple fucking question, and nose blew his Balldo gasket.

That's why I said earlier that dewrenching her was stupid. Now people are gonna assume there's something about energii_king that makes him feel very uncomfortable. He could have said any number of things like "I don't know. I haven't talked to him in a while," or so forth.
He also could have just ignored a throwaway comment in a livechat and pretended not to see it.

I believe we can diagnose Nick as having a severe case of being "NOT MAD" at the Internet.
 
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Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?

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Enjoy your stay, if you decide to engage with the thread more, make sure you stroll through the highlights, don't become Cynthia 2.0.

Welcome to the farms! Enjoy your stay! Also, this is exactly what former fans were asking for but I think everyone knows saying it now is a lie:
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Sorry Cuckieta, you may have given the push to start things going down hill, but you don't decide when it stops...
The leftmost one...
Just... vile.

Why is he even still following this guy? It's a guy he met at a trip that he's not ever going to meet again...unless? There's like 3 scenarios here.

1. Follow to just look at energii_king's account. Looking at a black dude doing gay shit. Gay.
2. Follow to stay in contact with energii_king's account. To talk about what, exactly? Double gay.
3. Follow to stay in contact with energii_king cause he wants to meet him again later. And you're telling me there's no gay shenanigans there? Tripple gay^4
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I can already smell the used underwear and award-winning bulls emanating from Balldo's Instagram feed.
 
Well-adjusted people don't perv on/with their audience and share intimate/sexual information with (essentially) strangers online. It's not some kind of joyless constraint unless you are an exhibitionist degenerate. Nick is not a victim of the internet. He's just an angry pervert.
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Just balldo things.
 
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