Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Shagedan]

He gave permission when he wouldn't shut the fuck about his sex life. No one wanted to hear about it but he HAD to inject it into everything he did. The barn door isn't open at this point, it completely missing and the cows won't go back in the barn. We all warned him and he refused to listen.

You'd think a lawyer would know better than to open the door to discussion on inconvenient topics. Goes to show the power of the twin demons of drink and coom.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick getting desperate to keep his numbers up. What they really should do is offer a free month with no strings attached. Give people a taste of what they'd be buying before having to commit to a full year. But "locking them in before they realized what they signed up for" was how he started his Locals so this tracks.

The timing of the deal is interesting.

I wonder if there's an expectation that memberships might drop dramatically when annual subscriptions made last fall don't renew. I wonder what the breakdown of how many people signed up for a a full year.

Supposedly Rackets is just over or under 5000 locals subscribers, and crowder is over 80,000. That feels about right.

That doesn't feel right to me. My understanding is that Crowder actually has a coherent business model where he does actual shows people want to watch behind a paywall.

Rekieta's Locals success had nothing to do with a coherent business model. He was briefly permanently banned from YT and people subscribed to show their support to him. He very quickly accumulated over 5k subs. But he also quickly was unbanned from YT and signed a deal with Rumble which he continually bragged about being extremely lucrative. He's had nearly a year to develop a business model and hasn't really done so. The value proposition is you pay $5/month to get access to a chat room where you can interact with a threat-shouting former homeless meth addict or women freaking out about being cut off from Xanax. The Locals exclusive streams seem to typically be held late at night after his already late night streams, and they seem to largely consist of Nick seething about how hard life and streaming is, as well as his legal issues, while sitting in a hot tub or standing in the kitchen stuffing his face with ramen.

What he should have done if he was so obsessed with the Friday "fun streams" is make them a Locals exclusive instead of polluting his main channel with it, but I guess he wanted to make it the main event each week on his channel.

People should not assume that Nick is still at 5k subs just because that was the last number Nick gave an update for. I'm pretty sure he briefly raised the prospect of a 10k sub gift which then got dropped. My suspicion is he didn't make it much past 5k before growth turned negative.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

People should not assume that Nick is still at 5k subs just because that was the last number Nick gave an update for.

A fair point, his number could be lower, perhaps significantly so.

I am thinking a fair chunk of the 5k were annual subscriptions, which means there will be a big drop over ... probably the next month or or two, if they were joining annually when he was booted last year.

 

[AnOminous]

I am thinking a fair chunk of the 5k were annual subscriptions, which means there will be a big drop over ... probably the next month or or two, if they were joining annually when he was booted last year.

It's fairly amazing to think a mere year ago, this jackass could instantly swing 5K subscriptions for getting booted from YouTube and now nobody would give a fuck.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Got this email. Lol, lmao even.

 

[Captain Manning]

Wait, we actually know a couple of the Jamaicans?

Read this. You're welcome.

Or if you prefer audio/visual media, Null covered it on MATI.

Supposedly Rackets is just over or under 5000 locals subscribers, and crowder is over 80,000. That feels about right.

That doesn't feel right to me. My understanding is that Crowder actually has a coherent business model where he does actual shows people want to watch behind a paywall.

Not that 80K is bad, but don't forget that while we were making fun of all the stupid shit Rekieta is doing, Crowder had that video leak involving his wife. He probably took a hit to his reputation from that. I know more than a few people who thought he was out of line. And they ain't lefty types.

It would take a lot to outright kill Crowder though, and my guess is he can bounce back. I think Nick is in far more danger.

My suspicion is he didn't make it much past 5k before growth turned negative.

Oh, his audience is definitely shrinking. You can tell that just from Himedall's logs. I think he's experiencing negative growth everywhere at this point. He also seems increasingly frustrated by it.

It's fairly amazing to think a mere year ago, this jackass could instantly swing 5K subscriptions for getting booted from YouTube and now nobody would give a fuck.

And why should they? Back then people thought a lawsplaining guy with nearly a half-mil subs was being booted. In the 10 months since then, Nick has moved even further away from that type of content.

 

[AnOminous]

And why should they? Back then people thought a lawsplaining guy with nearly a half-mil subs was being booted. In the 10 months since then, Nick has moved even further away from that type of content.

Didn't you hear him explain he NEVER had a law channel? I mean he called it Rekieta Law, introduced it by calling himself a small law firm, called it lawsplaining the Interwebs, had a theme song about him being a law talking guy, but only a total moron would think from that that it was a law channel.

It has ALWAYS been a Balldo and cuckoldry channel and don't you forget it.

 

[Captain Manning]

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Got this email. Lol, lmao even.

So you'll totally be signing up again, right?

It has ALWAYS been a Balldo and cuckoldry channel and don't you forget it.

My bad.

I guess I really should stop telling the goddamned truth "projecting."

 

[RotPockets]

He really opened Pandora's box with this. He fostered this image of "I'm not a hypocrite" with all of his trad Christian larp, calling out Murphy, ron etc. But the moment HE opened the box it wIth all the degen shit he couldn't put the lid back on. It seems like he's a been trying based on himedall's logs, but you can't put the lid back on the box. He did this to himself.

Law Pope turned Holy Cow.
You did it to yourself.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?

Welcome to the Farms (unless you were secretly all of us this whole time).

I do find it funny how he says that people are making a spectacle out of some fiction they have.

Nick, do you or do you not follow two black workers from Hedonism II who appear to be in the business of "welcoming" guests open to the swinger lifestyle? Did you not take a nude picture on a beach that resembles Hedonism II? If you didn't go to Hedonism II at least once, why would you and your wife follow them suddenly on instagram and they follow you back? It's not fiction to state that the evidence shown in this thread leads to a reasonable conclusion that you went to Hedonism II and had some run in with two black bulls that work there. The rest is either jokes or off branching speculation based on reasonable inferences. God, he's become a huge pussy

 

[Not Who You Think]

Null said that Monty's alogs are known for making up shit about him, and faking evidence. I'm wondering whether Rekieta was given crap information, and foolishly ran with it on his show.

Unfortunately for Nick, he is doing more than just falling for claims made by others. He also has his own narrative to contend with.

On November 4th 2022, Nick claimed that he saw the watermelon video and teased that he found it arousing (28 second mark) and that he doesn't need to provide proof because Montagraph already did. Elissa made a nice clip of it (link here, archive below).

Nick also said that there was no offer to retract in the video above, something that Nick maintained when he "corrected" @Null on during a MATI livestream in July:

Also of interest, on November 04, 2022 YouTube user OctoberReinz (Monty), posted a video titled with the legal term "Due Care" the same day Nick reacted to Montagraph's rumble chats on stream, well before Nick was served in December 2022.

Spoiler: For Posterity: Due Care

The request for Nick to walk back his statements about Montagraph was made clear early on. Montagraph seems to have been giving Nick enough rope to hang himself with for awhile, and then Nick went ahead and did just that. The funny thing is that Montagraph's request for retraction wasn't even some kind of clever trap. All this was easily avoidable, but Nick's instincts regarding life choices in general are just terrible and inclined toward self-destruction.

 

[Chibitzen]

This was snapped on the Anime Matsuri app on July 26th (Opening Day is today) and I didn't think much of it since everything was in flux:

Spoiler: Old Panel called 'Nick Rekieta and the Youtuber's Panel'

I remember this was running near or at the same time as Vic's panel. It's not in the list anymore. Perhaps he merged with one of Vic's panels?:

Spoiler: New Schedule, no Youtuber's Panel

New Bio and Panel Details:

Spoiler: New Panel Details 'Friday Night Tights'

Comments on Panel page:

Spoiler: Meh

Edit: Looking again under "Guests and Hosts", other than Nerdrotic and some other unknown Youtuber with an AOL sign on, D MAN 1954, there's no other Youtubers actively listed... there is however a Youtube icon on the full map so they still have the area:

Spoiler: A picture of a map

 

[Jomi]

Law Pope turned Holy Cow.
You did it to yourself.

Before it was mandated that 80% of people seen or heard in every single form of media had to be nigger. Look at this shit, not a one to be seen, amazing. I member.

 

[Neetorino]

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Got this email. Lol, lmao even.

Damn I was about to post my own screenshot for that. Really makes ya think that the Locals isn't doing all that well. I wonder how significant of a dropoff there has been in subscribers if they're begging old members to come back with two whole months for free. Although, it says "Nick is now offering" so maybe it's his idea entirely, but that'd be desperate, and we all know he's not desperate.

Still waiting on that gift, Nose-man. Or is it only going to be sent to the ones who stayed loyal to offset the cost? Betcha it'd be easier to buy a few hundred than a few thousand of whatever it is.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Oh, his audience is definitely shrinking. You can tell that just from Himedall's logs. I think he's experiencing negative growth everywhere at this point. He also seems increasingly frustrated by it.

He's about stagnant on LOCALS numbers when not during a show: 20 - 50 people with maybe 6-7 active at peak.

There is NO added value to LOCALS outside the chat value that certain people have, and the ramen and hot tub streams. What is the draw supposed to be for new people?

 

[AnOminous]

What is the draw supposed to be for new people?

You get to hang out with awesome super cool people with their awesome super cool death threats like Still-Born.

 

[Shagedan]

He's about stagnant on LOCALS numbers when not during a show: 20 - 50 people with maybe 6-7 active at peak.

There is NO added value to LOCALS outside the chat value that certain people have, and the ramen and hot tub streams. What is the draw supposed to be for new people?

It would be triple what it is now if he or his codependent indentured servant CGoody had done the absolute bare minimum janny work by timing out everyone who was part of the months-long Cynthia spergout. His paid service was practically unusable for a quarter of the year because of ~4 women and their pudgy white simps shitting up the chat.

 

[Captain Manning]

On November 4th 2022, Nick claimed that he saw the watermelon video and teased that he found it arousing (28 second mark) and that he doesn't need to provide proof because Montagraph already did.

Okay, so where the fuck is it? If it exists, somebody must have it. Dude has enough alogs.

The video in his OP shows him putting a wig and googly eyes on some sort of melon (it does look more like a cantaloupe than a watermelon, if I'm being honest) and then stick his fingers in its "mouth" while fully clothed. I'm not even gonna spoiler the screencap below, because it's so tame and stupid. It's not even NSFW. Is it weird? Sure. Is he "fucking a watermelon"? No. It seems like some bizarre art project thing, or him just goofing off.

Look, I don't even think the watermelon claim is that big of a deal. Clearly, you can accuse somebody of much worse. It pales in comparison to calling Monty a pedo and child molester. That's where Nick fucked up the most. I think just it's funny if comes out that Nick overreached even with the watermelon claim.

I never thought I'd be put in the position of defending Montagraph, but fair is fair, and truth is truth.

You get to hang out with awesome super cool people with their awesome super cool death threats like Still-Born.

Somebody oughta convince Locals to give three free months to any user that receives a threat of death or dismemberment from Still-Life. That'll either help Rekieta's numbers immensely, or Locals will take additional measures to rein in Still-Life. Nick would be hoping for the former, but I'm betting Locals would do the latter.

 

[Neetorino]

You get to hang out with awesome super cool people with their awesome super cool death threats like Still-Born.

I'm gonna be totally honest and say I haven't read every single log from the Locals or watched the show at all, but has Nick ever addressed the continued existance of Still-Born? It seems like it would be a smart business move to disavow the chief lunatic who is on his third(?) account after being banned for his threats. Not to mention the fact that he spits in the face of Locals by using nearly the exact same username every time, showing they don't really give a shit what happens on the platform once they get their payment. It can't be worth the $5 a month to Nick to have someone shitting up the chat and potentially scaring off new joiners.

 

[waffle]

I think the Monty hate mostly comes from him threatening Daddy Gym.

At this point it objectively seems like Nick is fucked. The melon thing will get thrown out IMO, but the ironclad evidence of pedophilia Nick spoke of just doesn't seem to exist. Without that I'm not sure what defense he really thinks he has. I specifically really don't know how your going to convince a jury the "always loved sucking little boys dicks" thing was anything but a statement of fact.