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Breadbassket said:
Is there any connection between the user bans and the shooting itself or is it just being linked as a coincidence? It's being said he was the guy who shot the girl on the scooter in Chicago but I wonder if there is anymore evidence of him being the suspect in that particular situation.
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I always suspected that Admins could/would look at people's credit card info for anyone dumb enough to reg on SA without using something like a prepaid card, and this basically confirms it.
 
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another article: https://archive.is/TbkN5
Kelley said the suspect had a history of complaining about children playing in the neighborhood.

"He would come out just yelling about the noise. It just didn’t make sense. None of it made sense,” Kelley said. “Everybody in the community would just tell him they are just kids having fun playing, just let them be.”
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And then he shot one and got arrested, and I'm sure sent to jail for life. Too bad he couldn't just follow in Lowtax's footsteps and blow his own brains out instead.
 
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I guess it's time to update this bad boy I posted a while ago:

Something Awful Users Who Were Murderers

*William Freund/forbbidenforum - extreme autist that came to TFR (the gun forum) for advice on what kind of buckshot would be best to defend his "puckins" on Halloween. Put on a cape and paintball mask then shotgunned a woman and her father before offing himself.

*Andrew Allred/Bomber166 - killed his ex-girlfriend and another guy. Currently on death row in Florida.

*Kevin Underwood/mok - beat and suffocated a ten year-old girl, then sexually assaulted and mutilated her body to fulfill his cannibalism festish. On death row in Oklahoma.


User Deaths Where the Forums Could Arguably Have Some Fault

*Thomas Malone III/ts12 - extremely obnoxious leftist poster who jumped off a bridge after being arrested for shoving a cop. Made so terminally left-tarded by posting on SA's politics boards that he thought he was going to be brutalized in prison and left a suicide note telling his friends to take gender studies courses.

*ThatDamnJew - One of the countless TCC (the drug use forum) posters to die, notable because he nodded off in his car on opiates/benzos and then cooked in the heat like a turkey. His wife appeared on the forum to ask for advice on how to commit insurance fraud for his death.

*SunburntAphid - Woman who was shooting truly staggering amounts of heroin. Even when she posted about her arm leaking yellow fluid, TCC posters told her that rehab was useless and that she should just take acid instead.

*Borky - printergoon, widley mocked user who apparently committed suicide.

Edit - Credit info to I Love Beef

Zac Bertschy/TheSwami - Former lead editor and reviewer of Anime News Network. Weighttossing burgerland white trash anime nerd weeaboo who explicitly used Anime News Network as his mouthpiece since the 1990s when Anime News Network was known as Protoculture Addicts. Enjoyed using SA as a way to dump his wordvomit of movie reviews and wannabe MST3K snark. Was revealed to have been a massive emotionally abused wreck who landed a dead end job as an anime reviewer trying to "steer anime to be accepted by Hollywood and the American masses" while trying to be a film reviewer in the vein of Roger Ebert, and was such an insufferable cuck that women would troon out just to get away from him; see his ex-wife Hope Chapman. Died in March 2020 after relapsing into alcoholism and died of a heart attack after nonstop binging Skyy Vodka. Survived by his cats, who then ate his face off in the time before his body was discovered. Hated by all and an example of the average life of an SA Goon.


Other

*Clayton Taylor Olney/Ty Peppar/Cumulus Clouds - Not an SA Goon, he was a Wikipedia user trolled by FYAD during the Wikipedia Vandalism Contest who eventually killed himself after getting banned from Wikipedia. Definitely the type of death that would be blamed on Kiwi Farms.

*Kevin Dawes/Caro - mentally ill schizo poster and war tourist/wannabe medic in Libya and Syria. Other goons constantly tried to get him to take medication, but he always refused. Posted his home videos on Youtube during its wild west days, appeared to kill a guy with a Dragunov rifle in one of those videos. True extent of the mess he caused probably impossible to be accurately measured.

*Sean Smith/Vilerat - politics and debate forum mod killed by Hillary Clinton

*Richard Kyanka/Lowtax - Committed suicide after Kiwi Farms thread documenting his domestic abuse caused his gourmet cookie and benzo fund to evaporate.

Sniperwoof said:
Wasn't there a goon that straight up murdered and ate a little girl at some point? I swear I remember that.
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That would be Kevin Ray Underwood, who unfortunately still has not been executed.
 
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